Chances are that if you have a pulse and aren't in solitary confinement somewhere, you'll be watching Home Alone this holiday season (if you haven't already). The tale of an abandoned child who taps into his dormant sociopathic tendancies to battle a couple of hapless burglars is a classic and most children of the 1990s will attest to learning major life lessons from the John Hughes film. What kind of life lessons? I'm glad you asked:
Pizza is the only food group.