In Season 5, episode 20 of Friends, Ross, Chandler and Joey go on a ride-along with Phoebe’s cop boyfriend, Gary. After a car backfires in their vicinity, the gang confuses the sound for a gunshot, and Ross ends the night claiming he’s had a near-death experience. When Rachel finds out the truth, she chastises him. “Ross!” she exclaims. “That was not a near-death experience! That was barely an experience!”
That phrase — barely an experience — rolled around my head after visiting The Friends Experience, a new immersive event currently in downtown San Francisco. Set up in the former H&M flagship store on Powell St., any whiff of a bargain is long-gone. Adult tickets cost between $42 and $60, plus (Oh. My. Gawd) $6–$9 booking fees. Meanwhile, the gift shop offers $50 sweatpants, $45 aprons and basic Central Perk coffee cup ornaments that are somehow $35. Each Friends character gets their own small corner of the exhibit, but the one I left thinking about was Phoebe. Specifically, 14-year-old Phoebe screaming “Gimme your money, punk!” at suckers on the street.
At its core, this smaller version of the already established New York City Friends Experience is a collection of selfie opportunities interspersed with a few replica items. Think Joey’s dog statue (behind a rope so visitors don’t ride it) and Monica’s fez-wearing Thanksgiving turkey (in a display cube lest anyone put it on their heads). The only props here that appeared in the actual show are the soap powder box from “The One With the East German Laundry Detergent” and a box of Girl Scout cookies Ross sold in “The One Where Rachel Quits.” (Could I be any more underwhelmed?)

If you are one of those humans enthusiastic about forking over hard-earned cash to pose next to things, there are certainly things to pose next to at The Friends Experience: recreations of Joey and Chandler’s living room, Monica and Rachel’s kitchen, the hallway, the balcony, Central Perk, the couch next to the fountain and the stairwell where Ross yelled “Pivot!” While all of these rooms are novel to see in 3D, none of them work hard enough to convince visitors they’re on the actual real-life Friends set.





