James and the Giant Peach Emoji

40 min
Image: Emmanuel Hapsis

King James is famous for authorizing the most popular translation of the Bible. He also is famous for being super duper gay. Plot twist!

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And we ride out on "Dot in the Sky" by Drab Majesty:

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