When I think of the Oakland Bay Bridge, I think of the following:
- 24/7 traffic
- Claustrophobia-induced panic
- Undiagnosed, but very real anxiety disorders
- The fashionably-late earthquake that's plotting to kill us all
- That time Mega Shark took a bite out of the Golden Gate Bridge
- How hitting water after jumping from a bridge is like smacking into concrete, and water often shoots up the jumper's butt and explodes all their organs
When I think of the Oakland Bay Bridge, I do not think of the following:
- Deer
But now I will, after this cutie decided she was going places this morning. Maybe she was running late to Saturday's anti-Nazi demonstrations (a watch doesn't really go with her birthday suit), or maybe she really wanted to snap a selfie in the ball pit at the Color Factory for her Instagram? No one knows for sure, but California Highway Patrol has jokes:
