Oprah 2020? Celebrities We'd Love to Call President

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Dreamy presidential tickets, the racist history behind the term 'Caucasian,' animal-created chaos, and some necessary worship of Robyn Rihanna Fenty.


We share our dream celebrity picks for the 2020 election:



We explore why we should stop saying "Caucasian," "peanut gallery," and "grandfather clause:"


We list all the ways small animals have created general havoc in the world:

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We bow down to Rihanna:

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And ride out on her thirtieth (!!!) top 10 hit:

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