Watch Kellyanne Conway's Standup Comedy Act from 1998

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A non-scientific study I just made up (#AlternativeFacts) finds that the average American sees Kellyanne Conway's face at least once every 60 minutes. This means it's time for your hourly dose, in the form of this 1998 standup comedy routine that you will never un-see.

A sneak peek of what's in store:

  • a sick Halley's Comet reference
  • a super-original joke about how much men think about sex (a lot! LOL!)
  • a child abuse joke that ends with a the-Redskins-suck-at-football punchline
  • an Ally McBeal shout-out
  • a musical number involving a red feather boa

... and more!

Watch, if you dare: