How "Summer Nights" from Grease Foretold Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston's Entire Relationship and Break Up

Photo: Emmanuel Hapsis

And just like that, Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston's whirlwind romance is dunzo. Did she tire of his at-first-charming, at-second-glance-mortifying dance moves? Did he side with Kanye? We'll have to wait for Tay's next album to get all the dirty details (CANNOT WAIT). Until then, can we take a moment to appreciate how "Summer Nights" from the Grease soundtrack predicted every detail of their zero-chill, PDA-packed courtship? Let's analyze the lyrics:

Summer lovin', had me a blast
Summer lovin', happened so fast

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Taylor and Tom got hot and heavy on those Rhode Island rock formations in June. A season later, and they're on the rocks in a different sense. August's dead body isn't even cold yet!

Met a girl crazy for me
Met a boy cute as can be

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Taylor played a "crazy" girlfriend in her music video for "Blank Space" as a nod to the media's portrayal of her dating habits. Tom is cute, according to some people.

Summer days drifting away
To, uh oh, those summer nights

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Somewhere, out there, Taylor is in a kitchen at this moment singing "Don't let the sun go down on meeee" while baking.

Well-a, well-a, well-a, uh!
Tell me more, tell me more
Did you get very far?
Tell me more, tell me more
Like does he have a car?

Answer #1: I would hope so.
Answer #2: No idea if he has a car, but you can bet she got into it sideways:

She swam by me, she got a cramp
He ran by me, got my suit damp
Saved her life, she nearly drowned
He showed off splashing around
Summer sun, something's begun
But, uh oh, those summer nights

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Lest we forget this iconic dip (how could we?).

Well-a, well-a, well-a, uh!
Tell me more, tell me more
Was it love at first sight?
Tell me more, tell me more
Did she put up a fight?

The ink on the US Weekly announcing her breakup with Calvin Harris wasn't even dry yet before Taylor and Tom started globe-trotting so sure, I'd say it was love at first sight. And I won't dignify the last line with a response.

Took her bowling in the arcade
We went strolling; drank lemonade

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These are obvious references to the arcade featured in Beyonce's "XO" music video and the title of Beyonce's new album. Both Taylor and Tom are presumably big BeyHive members, as we all are.

We made out under the dock

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We stayed out till ten o'clock

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He got friendly holding my hand
Well, she got friendly down in the sand

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He was sweet, just turned eighteen thirty-five
Well, she was good, you know what I mean

Tom is a human that is in the process of aging and Taylor is regarded by many as a goodie goodie (yes, I realize that's not what John Travolta meant, but I'm choosing to ignore the actual meaning).

Summer heat, boy and girl meet

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But, uh oh, those summer nights

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Tell me more, tell me more
How much dough did he spend?

He rode around the world on her private jet, so: not much.

Tell me more, tell me more
Could she get me a friend?

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She could. #squad

It turned colder; that's where it ends
So I told her we'd still be friends

Summer heat comes and goes, just like the promise to keep in touch with your exes.

Then we made our true love vow
Wonder what she's doin' now

Writing her next hit single all about you and how you kept her scarf at your sister's house, duh!

Summer dreams ripped at the seams

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But, oh, those summer nights

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I rest my case.

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My thoughts and prayers go out to Taylor, Tom, his mom who was dragged out of her house for a photo-op, and everyone else involved (mainly Tay's two adorable cats) during this difficult time.

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