Beyoncé: 11 LEMONADE Lyrics That Have Jay Z Researching Witness Protection Programs


The main takeaway from Beyoncé's LEMONADE is that black girls rock really hard and Bey is the most interesting artist in the music industry right now. Another thing the visual album made abundantly clear: Jay Z should research witness protection programs because, after hearing all about his cheating ways, the BeyHive is abuzz and poised to sting him dead like Macaulay in My Girl.

Here are some of the damning lyrics that got everyone riled up and proved that you should never ever...no, really, never...cheat on Beyoncé:

1. How did it come down to this?
Going through your call list.
I don't wanna lose my pride, but I'ma f*ck me up a b*tch.

Sponsored

obsessed

2. Who the f*ck do you think I is?
You ain't married to no average b*tch, boy.
You can watch my fat ass twist, boy.
As I bounce to the next d*ck, boy.

beyonce girl bye gif

3. And keep your money, I got my own.
Get a bigger smile on my face, being alone.

beyonce money gif

4. I smell that fragrance on your Louie V, boy.
Just give my fat ass a big kiss, boy.
Tonight I'm f*cking up all your shit, boy.

beyonce mad gif

5. This is your final warning.
You know I give you life.
If you try this sh*t again,
You gon' lose your wife.

beyonce carmen mad gif

6. Headed to the club, I ain't thinking 'bout you.
Me and my ladies sip my D'USSÉ cup.
I don't give a f*ck, chucking my deuces up.
Suck on my balls, pause, I had enough.
I ain't thinking 'bout you.

beyonce over gif

7. Middle fingers up, put them hands high.
Wave it in his face, tell him, "Boy, bye!"

beyonce+pretty+hurts

8. Looking at my watch, he shoulda been home.
Today I regret the night I put that ring on.

beyonce ring gif

9. My daddy warned me about men like you.
He said, "Baby girl, he's playing you.
He's playing you.
Cause when trouble comes in town
And men like me come around,"
Oh, my daddy said, "Shoot."

beyonce nicki water gun gif

10. Pictures snatched out the frame.
B*tch, I scratched out your name and your face.

beyonce gif bootylicious

11. He only want me when I'm not there.
He better call Becky with the good hair.

beyonce why don't you love me gif

 

Thirtsy for more LEMONADE? Read up:

Loading

Sponsored

Loading

Volume
KQED Live
Live Stream
LATEST NEWSCAST
KQED
NPR
Live Stream information currently unavailable.
Share
LATEST NEWSCAST
KQED
NPR
KQED Live

Live Stream

Live Stream information currently unavailable.