Way Too Many Jafar-Sympathizing Americans Want to Bomb Aladdin's Fictional Hometown

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If you're anything like me, you've probably tuned out most Election 2016 polling data. But a recent troll-tastic Public Policy Polling survey got my attention. Apparently 30% of Republicans want to bomb Agrabah, Aladdin's fictional hometown.

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But stupidity is not just a symptom of one party: 19% of Democrats are also down to devastate a made-up land known for cute monkey sidekicks and sensual man vests.

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There are two major takeaways from this poll:

  1. Reading comprehension is at an all-time low.
  2. Jafar sympathizers are among us.

I'll speak for all rational, literate human beings when I say: #WeAreAllAbu!