Ignore these lists. The Paul Lynde Halloween Special is the only thing worth watching this week.
Shot in 1976 and aired exactly once, the hour-long special is a crash course in camp, featuring Paul Lynde, Donny & Marie Osmond and Betty White. Margaret Hamilton reprises her role as the Wicked Witch of the West from The Wizard of Oz. Florence Henderson sings a disco version of "That Old Black Magic." KISS plays three songs. Paul Lynde is fabulous. The entire thing is bonkers.
Without further ado: