5. On BART:
"Do you want some of this soda?"
"Girl, you know I don't drink soda unless it has alcohol in it."
4. Babyface, show opener, sprinting around the stadium during a Boyz II Men medley granting hugs to any lady fast enough to swarm his path.
Bless you, YouTube user AJ Bilal, for capturing him serenading 19,000 people with "End of the Road" (which he wrote).
3. After Aretha sits down at the piano to play a water-themed medley (her own gospel tune "Still Waters Run Deep" and Simon and Garfunkel's "Bridge Over Troubled Water"):
"Oh, she can play the piano too?"
"SHE CAN DO ANYTHING SHE WANTS."
2. Aretha changing the lyrics of said water-themed medley to talk about her health problems in 2010: praying before going into the operating room, and "coming out of the operating room with flying colors."