Another day, another "demanding diva" stereotype in pop culture news. Between Miley, the Kardashians, and whatever pint-size hybrid of J.Lo, Mariah, and a sentient lipgloss collection is currently gurgling over the horizon -- this is how my brain registers Ariana Grande, is that wrong? -- it's tough to remember that the original diva to to top all divas is still kicking, and she's still the best damn one we've got.
We're talking, of course, about Miss Piggy, who has always known what she wants (fame, fortune, glamour, Kermit) and has never been afraid to go out and get it. She's a natural choice, then, for this perfectly edited video, which stars the First Pig in Pearls convincingly lip-syncing Rihanna's "Bitch Better Have My Money."
Ri-Ri's official video for that track is, while worth a watch, rather graphic and violent and definitely NSFW. So if you're looking for a work-friendly version that will make the song's rally cry seem like more of a motivational, takin'-care-of-business rally-cry than, um, overt bloodstained threat, check it out below. Bonus: directed by "Spike Gonze."