After a long media hibernation, Monica Lewinsky is back and boy does she have opinions! In a Vanity Fair profile that is set to hit the Internet in full on May 8, Lewinsky spills her totally mature nickname for New York Times columnist Maureen Dowd (Moremean Dowdy), how she feels about Hillary Clinton calling her a 'narcissistic loony toon' ("If that’s the worst thing she said, I should be so lucky"), and the pièce de résistance: she has a bone to pick with Beyoncé in response to the lyrics of "Partition." Lewinsky says: “Thanks, Beyoncé, but if we’re verbing, I think you meant ‘Bill Clinton’d all on my gown,’ not ‘Monica Lewinsky’d.’”
America loves a comeback. And the '90s are so in right now. But Monica just spoiled any chance she had of getting in our good graces with that remark. She was already pushing it with commenting on Hillary Clinton at all, but to correct the Queen B? Nope. Not going to get away with that. It's too bad last weekend's Beygency SNL sketch didn't air before Monica decided to grant this interview. Bad timing gets this girl every time.
If you're curious about what the BeyHive has in store for Monica, watch this: