Cancel Your Summer Plans: Lindsay Lohan Has a Resort in Greece Now

Last summer, KQED Pop's very own Emmanuel Hapsis took a trip to the beautiful island of Mykonos, Greece, and had a brief but exciting run-in with Lindsay Lohan. (If you'd like to hear the tale in full, near car crash included, check out The Cooler episode, "Look What You Made Taylor Swift and Cersei Do.")

When Emmanuel spotted Lindsay, she had embraced Greece to the degree that included hitting the club wearing a toga and gold leaf crown. Lindsay's love of, and commitment to, Greece has only deepened in the months since, because she just opened -— *drum roll* — The Lohan Beach House!

That's right! Now you too can party, Lohan-style! The Beach House website describes the scene thusly:

"Lohan Beach House Mykonos only embellishes what is already naturally surreal. Don’t let the shallow water mislead you. Entertainment is deep and can be wild like the ocean."

Naturally surreal? Deep and wild like the ocean? Sign us up!

The resort offers 200 umbrellas on the beach, VIP areas, a concierge, valet, plus a day spa "where harmony and inner peace meets core beauty," because "true rejuvenation comes full circle and from the inside, out."

Okay then!

You can also take a trip to the Lohan Beach House boutique, which offers "a range of carefully selected, head-turning womenswear, menswear and accessories," and promises style that is "eccentric" and "Londonish ... fitting perfectly with the avant-garde character of the Lohan concept."

If all that wasn't enough, fancy pants Linds is also opening a similar business — this time a club in Rhodes — on July 8, 2018. No prices appear on either website, so we have no idea whether either of them is even vaguely affordable or not. Luckily for us, reports suggest that Lindsay is planning a reality show centered around her new hot spots for MTV.

Στην υγειά σας, everybody!