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Tom Moriarty: Rhyme-GPT

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AI can do a lot, but it can never replace the human touch. Enjoy this satirical Perspective from Tom Moriarty.

Tom from TomTech here, back to tell you about Rhyme-GPT, the latest, greatest, and not at all overly inflated or overhyped generative A.I. platform, available exclusively from TomTech.

Are you tired of your A.I. writing assistant churning out boring and predictable memos that sound like they were written by Chat-GPT? Wouldn’t you rather write something clever that sounds like it was written by a real person, someone like you or me? Something that’s a little more fun, and maybe contains an occasional pun?

Why not try Rhyme-GPT and see if our proprietary A.I. can improve your missives and make your readers a little less dismissive of you and your boring ideas.

Rhyme-GPT is trained on all the poets, both the good and the bad, the ones you like and the ones you had to read in high school. All the greats and even the ones that most of us hate, because they only wrote in blank verse, or in short little lines that are way too terse. All the rhymers, the professionals and the part-timers, we scraped them all with our lean, green, machine-learning machine.

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And then we paid real poets, lyricists, and bards – turns out, it’s really not that hard to find an unemployed wordsmith – and asked them to doublecheck and refine the rhymes produced by Rhyme-GPT, to see if we could make them better, or at least a little less fettered, by unnecessary words and other kinds of linguistic turds. All this effort so you can write better letters and better reports, better memos when you secretly resort to using Chat-GPT, or some other wondrous, pie-in-the-sky generative A.I., to do your work for you.

So next time you’re tasked with a boring and mundane writing task, give Rhyme-GPT a try. And see how it makes a letter sound so much better, a line of code read like an ode, and a memo about the upcoming office reno seem almost sublime because you cared enough, and took the time, to add just a little bit of rhyme.

Rhyme-GPT, exclusively from TomTech. Because it’s never a crime to rhyme.

Tom Moriarty teaches writing and rhetoric at a local university.

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