Chances are you remember seeing a wonderfully bizarre YouTube video going around five years ago called 'Going to the Store,' starring a floppy nude body that looks like a mannequin made out of Silly Putty. Two years later, it was followed by 'Late for Meeting,' which upped the weirdness ante in the insane rubbery male figure department.
Now, finally, creator David Lewandowski has released the third in the series: 'Time for Sushi,' which finds our floppy hero reproducing asexually on the streets, trains, and beaches of Japan. Swallow your coffee before pressing play, 'cause it's a doozy:
If it takes Lewandowski another four years before his next rubber-guy masterpiece, that's fine with me. In the meantime, he's selling a book of actual messages sent to his YouTube channel from confused viewers.