Kiss your children and tell your family you love them, for Billy Ray Cyrus is in the midst of releasing not one, but at least three -- three! -- new versions of "Achy Breaky Heart."
Here's the original, just in case you need to see that mullet again:
The first sign that the apocalypse was imminent came last week with the "Muscle Shoals Edition" of "Achy Breaky Heart," which is supposed to be a bluesier take on the original, but is actually just ever-so-slightly slowed down with some tinklings of keyboards in the background: