Take it away, embedded tweets:
Starbucks Should Just Put Jack Lemmon on Its New Holiday Cup Already
You know who isn't #ugly? Jack Lemmon, that's who! Truly a man festive for all occasions, Jack Lemmon unites us in ways that Starbucks' much-ballyhooed continuous-line drawing cannot. We don't need politics on our coffee cup! We need lighthearted humor, facial expressions that say a thousand words, and a friend who shares our looming sense that the world is plotting vaguely against us.
Clearly, Jack Lemmon is the holiday hero we deserve. Get on it, Starbucks.