Starbucks Should Just Put Jack Lemmon on Its New Holiday Cup Already

It's the right thing to do.

Have you heard? Starbucks' new holiday cup arrived today, and OMG IT'S GREEN NOT RED. It's also #ugly, and less festive.

Take it away, embedded tweets:

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You know who isn't #ugly? Jack Lemmon, that's who! Truly a man festive for all occasions, Jack Lemmon unites us in ways that Starbucks' much-ballyhooed continuous-line drawing cannot. We don't need politics on our coffee cup! We need lighthearted humor, facial expressions that say a thousand words, and a friend who shares our looming sense that the world is plotting vaguely against us.


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Clearly, Jack Lemmon is the holiday hero we deserve. Get on it, Starbucks.

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