Starbucks Should Just Put Jack Lemmon on Its New Holiday Cup Already

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It's the right thing to do.

Have you heard? Starbucks' new holiday cup arrived today, and OMG IT'S GREEN NOT RED. It's also #ugly, and less festive.

Take it away, embedded tweets:

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You know who isn't #ugly? Jack Lemmon, that's who! Truly a man festive for all occasions, Jack Lemmon unites us in ways that Starbucks' much-ballyhooed continuous-line drawing cannot. We don't need politics on our coffee cup! We need lighthearted humor, facial expressions that say a thousand words, and a friend who shares our looming sense that the world is plotting vaguely against us.


Clearly, Jack Lemmon is the holiday hero we deserve. Get on it, Starbucks.