One of the greatest conspiracy theories in the history of the United Kingdom is the one that posits that Queen Elizabeth II is, in fact, a reptilian humanoid. The rumor was best explained by David Icke in his bonkers 1999 book, The Biggest Secret: The Book That Will Change the World. As such, every time a royal gives birth, a whole section of the population expects one of these:
Given the fact that Harry’s mother was Princess Diana (the first definitely human member of the British royal family) and Meghan Markle is an American "commoner," the chances of the 7 pound, 8 ounce baby boy being even vaguely lizardly are the lowest ever, especially since Harry's royal baby announcement was the most human in history.
Flanked by two royal horse friends, Harry said: “It’s been the most amazing experience I could ever possibly imagine. How any woman does what they do is beyond comprehension.”