U.S. intelligence agencies are taking UFO sightings more seriously as they release a report on "unidentified aerial phenomena." (Spoiler alert: They're not quite sure what these things are.)
If there are aliens zipping along at hypersonic speeds overhead, they're probably wondering about the tinder-dry landscape they're seeing around the western United States.
The little green creatures may have missed their ideal time to colonize our planet by a century or so ...