Now, before I get to the next part, let me tell you about my matzo ball soup history. For years, my dad has made it, and it was only when I was well into my twenties and decided to make it myself AND FOLLOW THE DIRECTIONS that I discovered that matzo balls are supposed to be soft. And fluffy. And really like a little slice of heaven. My dad is an impatient cook: the steak is always bloody, the eggs are always runny, and now, I know, the matzoh balls are always hard. Anyway, it was quite a revelation when I discovered (and later confirmed at a Jewish deli) that matzo balls are supposed to be like Barbie-sized down pillows, only round, not roughly the consistency of a chunk of parmesan cheese.
Step 2: Fry the bacon
Yep, you heard that right. Now usually I would dispense with that step because I would already have bacon fat on hand, in a tin next to the stove. I'm Hungarian, and that's what we do, because bacon fat is love. But lately I've been a bad Hungarian and I don't have a tin of bacon fat next to the stove. Needless to say, I've not had much love, either.
Once the bacon is fried, reserve the bacon for another occasion. Like Passover.
Or just eat it because it's only four pieces.
Now you have a beautiful puddle of bacon fat -- just about two tablespoons. But before you continue and give cardiac arrest to the nearest Jewish grandmother, let it cool.
Step 3: Make the matzo balls
The package directions are great, just replace the vegetable oil called for with bacon fat. Blend 2 T bacon fat, two lightly beaten eggs, half cup matzo meal, a little salt, and 2 T chicken stock.
Cover and place in the refrigerator for 15 minutes, and meanwhile bring a pot of water to a boil.
Make the matzo balls by rolling them in your palm -- each one should be about one inch in diameter, so you should have a total of 8.
Cook them in the boiling water, covered, for 30-40 minutes. (Until they're soft, Daddy, SOFT.)
Step 4: Combine balls and soup
Et voila. Matzo ball soup that increases your cholesterol and makes Jewish grandmas the world over roll over twice in their graves.
It's that good!
P.S. In all fairness, I do have to give Papa Laslocky credit this recipe, even though he isn't a shiksa. He still doesn't cook the balls for long enough, but he did introduce the bacon fat idea, good Hungarian that he is.