If you’d been traveling down Valencia Street on Monday afternoon, you might have seen a 100-boomer-long procession snaking down the sidewalk in the light drizzle, its umbrella-toting occupants looking halfway like mourners. As one among the age 50-, 60- and 70-and-up gathered, I can verify: Our line was not for a funeral.
Rather, it was a celebration of a living legend. Van Morrison, with a touch of the deadpan, had chosen The Chapel — a former mortuary — as the site of an invite-only run-through of his new, blues-heavy album, Somebody Tried to Sell Me a Bridge. He’s in town the rest of the week over at the Palace of Fine Arts, and presumably, those five shows will yield more standard-issue sets.
On Monday, though, between the setlist, the 400-capacity room and the 3 p.m. start time, well, this was a one-of-a-kind Van Morrison show. That much was evident after he took the stage and — just two minutes into set opener “Kidney Stew Blues” — Morrison turned to his seven-piece band, and … cracked a smile and laughed?!?
If Polymarket or Kalshi, or whatever the world’s crypto weirdos are into, took bets on events to happen at a Van Morrison show, “smiling and laughing” would pay out 500 to 1. On record, he’s complained bitterly about COVID guidelines; onstage, he sometimes gets compared to Oscar the Grouch. He has lodged himself in the showbiz grump hall of fame along with Billy Joel when he is in Russia and it is the 1980s.
But man, give the Irish guy a small club and a bunch of blues songs from Black American artists like Willie Dixon, Sonny Terry & Brownie McGhee and Eddie “Cleanhead” Vinson, and he loosens up like a rusty bolt blasted with WD-40.

During “Madame Butterfly Blues,” he jokingly “fined” keyboardist Mitch Woods with five full-finger hand signals, James Brown-style. After the rollicking “I’m Gonna Play the Honky Tonks,” an obscurity by blues singer Marie Adams, he arooooo-ed and yip yip yip yip yip yipped into the mic like an excited hound or an East Bay punk singer on drugs.



