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What’s Your NPR Name? There’s An Internet Formula For That

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A couple of weeks ago, the internet, in all of its boundless wisdom, figured out how to calculate your NPR name. It’s both simple and entertaining.

I’m Gingham Winehouse, and this is how you do it:

The possibilities are endless:

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The formula has inspired creative problem solving:

Personal revelations:

Tardiness:

And some important reminders:

And in case you’re wondering what your KQED name is, I’ve just decided that it’s this:

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