3. Even more than usual, the actual awards barely qualified as an afterthought. All you need to know about the VMAs — the awards themselves — is that the prize for Artist of the Year was announced in a voiceover in passing, the way you'd quickly acknowledge the winner of, like, Best Costuming in an R&B Video by a Duo or Group. (Ariana Grande won Artist of the Year, but since she wasn't in the room, why bother?)
4. Speaking of which: They offloaded Video of the Year and Song of the Year smack in the middle of the telecast. About 10 years after Kanye West infamously interrupted her VMAs speech — you know, "I'ma let you finish," that whole thing — Taylor Swift took Video of the Year for "You Need to Calm Down," while Lil Nas X and Billy Ray Cyrus won Song of the Year for their eternal "Old Town Road" remix. Then the show just kept rolling along for another hour and a half.
5. It was a big night for Taylor Swift in general. The pop star, whose new album Lover came out Friday, opened the night with a medley of "You Need to Calm Down" and "Lover," filling the screen with drag queens, vibrant colors and all the CGI emoji fit to print. When she won Video for Good — the VMAs' prize honoring socially conscious messaging — Swift shrewdly let collaborator Todrick Hall give the speech. She even wound up adjacent to one of the night's big memeable moments: presenter John Travolta handing the Video of the Year trophy to Jade Jolie, presumably thinking the Drag Race veteran was Swift.
6. Latin music got its due. Outside of, say, the Latin Grammys, Latin music tends to get short shrift in major music awards shows; it might get a medley here or there, but tends to get consigned to the margins. The 2019 VMAs understood what a creative and commercial force Latin music has become, and smartly let the music weave its way throughout the telecast as a result. Rosalía, J Balvin, Bad Bunny and Camila Cabello all performed, while Cardi B's live-wire goofiness was a dominant presence over the course of the night.
7. Normani is next. The Fifth Harmony singer performed a grabby, impeccably choreographed re-creation of her "Motivation" video, turning heads late in a telecast that had begun to sag. It's the year of Lil Nas X, and Billie Eilish, and Lizzo, and Megan Thee Stallion — and it's the year of Normani, too.
8. Lil Nas X isn't done yet. Okay, so "Old Town Road" has finally been dethroned after a record-setting run atop the Billboard Hot 100. But the genre-smashing, social-media-savvy star has more ideas to burn, if his sly and funny VMAs performance is any indication. The charming, lighthearted intro to his seemingly TRON-inspired performance of "Panini" had some of the night's biggest (only?) laughs.
9. Why don't they let Joe Jonas perform onsite? In 2017, Joe Jonas' band DNCE performed at the VMAs — sort of — by playing a set in Las Vegas that got stitched into the telecast from afar. This year, The Jonas Brothers returned to the VMAs after an 11-year absence, but were consigned to yet another stage, this time in Asbury Park, New Jersey. Is Joe Jonas not allowed within 1,000 yards of Shawn Mendes or something?
10. Wrong host, wrong time. Sebastian Maniscalco is a hugely successful comedian who sells out multi-night runs at Madison Square Garden. He's a big name. But his opening monologue — in which he snidely mocked trigger warnings and safe spaces and participation trophies and whatnot — felt like the sort of tired, these-kids-nowadays diatribe you'd expect from your least favorite uncle. It's not that the bit was too edgy, or somehow hurtful, but that it was thuddingly predictable and utterly played out. The night quickly bloomed into a world-straddling three-hour pansexual fantasia of self-love and acceptance, which only made it clearer how out of his element Maniscalco was. He needed a safe space of his own.
2019 MTV MUSIC VIDEO AWARDS: THE WINNERS
MICHAEL JACKSON VIDEO VANGUARD AWARD
VIDEO OF THE YEAR
Taylor Swift, "You Need to Calm Down"
ARTIST OF THE YEAR
SONG OF THE YEAR
Lil Nas X ft. Billy Ray Cyrus, "Old Town Road (Remix)"
BEST NEW ARTIST
Shawn Mendes & Camila Cabello, "Señorita"
PUSH ARTIST OF THE YEAR
Jonas Brothers, "Sucker"
Cardi B, "Money"
Normani ft. 6lack, "Waves"
BTS ft. Halsey, "Boy With Luv"
Rosalía & J Balvin ft. El Guincho, "Con Altura"
The Chainsmokers, Bebe Rexha, "Call You Mine"
Panic! At The Disco, "High Hopes"
VIDEO FOR GOOD
Taylor Swift, "You Need to Calm Down"
Lil Nas X ft. Billy Ray Cyrus, "Old Town Road (Remix)," directed by Calmatic
BEST VISUAL EFFECTS
Taylor Swift ft. Brendon Urie, "ME!," visual effects by Loris Paillier & Lucas Salton for BUF VFX
Billie Eilish, "bad guy," editing by Billie Eilish
BEST ART DIRECTION
Ariana Grande, "7 Rings," art direction by John Richoux
Rosalía & J Balvin ft. El Guincho, "Con Altura," choreography by Charm La'Donna
Shawn Mendes & Camila Cabello, "Señorita," cinematography by Scott Cunningham
BEST POWER ANTHEM
Megan Thee Stallion ft. Nicki Minaj & Ty Dolla $ign, "Hot Girl Summer"