There’s the strong silent type, and then there’s the strong mute type. In Robert Rodriguez’s Machete Kills, journeyman tough-guy Danny Trejo skews toward the latter. If the recurring catchphrase in these films is “Machete don’t ____” — as in, Machete don’t text, Machete don’t tweet, Machete don’t die — the fact is that what Machete mostly don’t do is speak.
At times, to be blunt, he comes off like a silent film star who’s accidentally lumbered onto the set of a bloody, violent, thoroughly ridiculous talkie: reluctant to speak, sometimes a little confused by his surroundings.
He may be right to feel that way. The fact that Machete Kills even exists is the latest in an unlikely series of events that started with a jokey fake trailer in the 2007 double feature Grindhouse, from Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino; somehow the Machete films have become a franchise venture, making a leading man out of a guy who might otherwise have spent a career playing the snarling background heavy.
2010’s Machete bucked the odds and managed to successfully recreate, at feature length, all the things that made that compact 2-minute ersatz trailer such fun. It worked both as a genuinely admiring homage to its grimy ’70s vengeance-cinema roots and as a funny, self-aware recognition of that genre’s inherent amateurish excesses. It even managed to work in some bluntly effective political commentary on immigration policy.
Sadly, Machete Kills proves that there’s a limit to how thin the concept can be stretched. That limit is somewhere around the point where Charlie Sheen — playing the smoking, swearing, assault-rifle toting President of the United States — makes a joke playing into the “winning” meme he spawned in real life. The whole thing collapses, thereupon, into a heap of winking self-reference.