Whenever I’m looking for a movie in the theater, I check to see if it’s playing at The Empire down in West Portal. The theater isn’t much better than the other fine independent theaters in the Bay Area, but its proximity to the Bull’s Head restaurant makes it a priority.
Have you noticed the lack of good dinner places by most theaters in San Francisco? Ever see something at the Embarcadero on the weekend and have to choose between Taco Bell and 7-11? Or get the horrible slice of pizza across from the Balboa? Or take the long walk from the Bridge to the Lucky Penny? Kinda kills the dinner and a movie date idea for San Francisco.
Sure, there’s Tommy’s Joint by the AMC on Van Ness, but then you’re stuck with Adam Sandler or Colin Ferrell. There’s Escape From New York Pizza on Haight near the Red Vic, but it’s not a great place to be on a first date, unless you want to give the impression that you’re really broke. 16th Street has the Roxie, but the programming there is not the usual date fare, unless you have an unusual date. The Metreon, The Lumiere, and The Opera Plaza cinemas are all stuck in the middle of “I’d Rather Go Hungry” Land.
Some of you think maybe you can drive from one place to another, and visit entirely different neighborhoods. But the problem with most San Francisco eateries is that they shut down the kitchens at 9pm, which makes it impossible to see the 7pm film then get to dinner. So if you want the movie first, you have to go at 5 pm. Often with a dinner first, and transportation and parking time, You’re lucky to make the 11pm movie, which gets out at 1am. All very awkward for people in the early stages of dating.
The Empire, though, is right down the street from the Bull’s Head, the home of my favorite burger in town. Nothing quite like loading up on a half pound of ground buffalo before a flick. There’s also the Squat & Gobble, but I can’t bear to eat there when there is the wonderland of meat so nearby. Afterwards, there is plenty of coffee and tea to put a top on the meal before the film. And if you are the kind of person to sneak in your own snacks, there is a Walgreen’s wilth all kinds of munchies nearby, though I neither endorse nor encourage violating theater rules.