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"content": "\u003cp>In the \u003ca href=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/pop/2016/10/30/poldark-season-2-episode-5-recap-before-he-cheats/\">previous episode of \u003cem>Poldark\u003c/em>\u003c/a>, Ross tried really hard not to cheat on Demelza, Demelza tried really hard not to kill Ross, and Blondie and Doc made out next to a horse butt again. Will Ross and Pinky Ring just get the adultery over with already? Will Demelza respond by pulling a Lorena Bobbitt? Will Agatha loudly proclaim her undying devotion to alcohol again? Will Horace the Pug get lost and embark on a \u003cem>Homeward Bound\u003c/em>-esque journey with Demelza's pup and Malfoy's uncle's pooch? Only one way to find out! On with the show!\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Breaking news alert! The French chopped off Marie Antoinette's husband's head! Everyone in Cornwall is freaking out over the overseas drama, but Ross' War BFF (the dude who is constantly in uniform) will not let some pesky revolution distract him from jailing all the illegal traders -- with the help of the secret informer. Is it just me, or do you also hear this song every time someone on this show says that word?\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0yGvypBwyA\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Oh. Just me? Cool.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>At chez Ross, Demelza is sawing wood and imagining that she's sawing into Ross and Pinky Ring's faces. Her voodoo wood-mutilation is cut short by two approaching men. Demelza orders Garrick the Dog (OMG, he's alive!) to attack them. The men are like, \u003cem>Woah, woah! It's us! Ross' illegal trading buddies!\u003c/em> Demelza is like, \u003cem>I know. That's why I'm trying to give you rabies.\u003c/em>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>[ad fullwidth]\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Speaking of Garrick, did you know that the real-life dog that plays him was abandoned, rescued, and now, in addition to starring in \u003cem>Poldark\u003c/em>, has been cast in the upcoming \u003cem>Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them\u003c/em> \u003cem>and\u003c/em> Emma Watson's live-action version of \u003cem>Beauty and the Beast\u003c/em>? \u003ca href=\"https://www.thesun.co.uk/archives/tv/1123229/the-dog-thats-having-its-day-rescue-animal-becomes-tvs-most-in-demand-mutt-after-starring-in-poldark/\">It's true\u003c/a>! Now I need to know the real-life details of Horace the Pug and Malfoy's uncle's dog. These three are quickly becoming my favorite part of this show.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Anyway, let's move beyond canines (for now) and see what Ross is up to. Oh, the same thing as every other episode: sucking at mining. I've said it before and I'll say it again: Ross needs to cut his losses and convert his mine into a a spot for hipsters to buy overpriced avocado toast and fresh-pressed juices. He'll never have to worry about money again!\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Back at home, Demelza continues to yell at the illegal traders to get their crap from under the floorboards and:\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/tumblr_n0bbjpmUtQ1s7hg3xo1_400.gif\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-45886\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/tumblr_n0bbjpmUtQ1s7hg3xo1_400.gif\" alt=\"tumblr_n0bbjpmutq1s7hg3xo1_400\" width=\"350\" height=\"279\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Let's check back in with Ross. Has he returned home to handle his own illegal business dealings and to spend some quality time with his wife and infant? Ha ha, nope! He's at Pinky Ring's, of course, inching closer and closer to adultery.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cstrong>Ross:\u003c/strong> \"I will always have reason to call, if you wish it.\"\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cstrong>Pinky Ring:\u003c/strong> \"I wish it.\"\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/alAx0zM.gif\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-45888\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/alAx0zM.gif\" alt=\"alax0zm\" width=\"500\" height=\"202\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Back at chez Ross, Demelza is still giving grade-A death stare.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/Screen-Shot-2016-11-05-at-10.51.06-AM.png\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-45889\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/Screen-Shot-2016-11-05-at-10.51.06-AM-800x436.png\" alt=\"screen-shot-2016-11-05-at-10-51-06-am\" width=\"800\" height=\"436\" srcset=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/Screen-Shot-2016-11-05-at-10.51.06-AM-800x436.png 800w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/Screen-Shot-2016-11-05-at-10.51.06-AM-160x87.png 160w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/Screen-Shot-2016-11-05-at-10.51.06-AM-768x419.png 768w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/Screen-Shot-2016-11-05-at-10.51.06-AM-1020x556.png 1020w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/Screen-Shot-2016-11-05-at-10.51.06-AM-1180x644.png 1180w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/Screen-Shot-2016-11-05-at-10.51.06-AM-960x524.png 960w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/Screen-Shot-2016-11-05-at-10.51.06-AM-240x131.png 240w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/Screen-Shot-2016-11-05-at-10.51.06-AM-375x205.png 375w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/Screen-Shot-2016-11-05-at-10.51.06-AM-520x284.png 520w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/Screen-Shot-2016-11-05-at-10.51.06-AM.png 1232w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>It only increases in intensity when Ross shares his plan to not only store smuggled goods, but to personally go on one of the smuggling runs. But maybe this is a good thing. Ross can get his stupid ass caught and go to prison, paving the way for \u003cem>Poldark\u003c/em> to become all about Demelza and the three dogs. Now \u003cem>that\u003c/em> would be must-see TV!\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Across town, Doc and Blondie debate whether they should elope or try to convince Blondie's uncle to be chill and just let them get married the non-shady way. I don't care either way, as long as I get a shot of Horace the Pug serving as the ring-bearer.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>More details about the smuggling run: Ross is going all the way to France (I guess ticket prices dropped, thanks to all the social unrest and beheadings and such). His mission will be to find that dude from Season 1 who strangled his cheating wife to death and ask his advice on which part of the mine might actually have copper. This storyline is embarrassing.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>In town, Malfoy runs into Ross. Despite my immense desire for one of them to slap the other with a glove, they just mean mug each other and walk away.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Malfoy returns home and orders his Slytherin Crony to go to Pinky Ring's house at once. He's supposed to scare her with details of the French Revolution so that she comes running for Malfoy's help, but it doesn't quite work out that way. She instead writes to Ross because home-wreckers gonna home-wreck.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Agatha, on the other hand, doesn't need a man for protection.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cstrong>Agatha:\u003c/strong> \"Fetch me a pistol. I can stop an intruder in his tracks.\"\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cstrong>Pinky Ring:\u003c/strong> \"I don't doubt it, aunt. With or without a firearm.\"\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/tumblr_odagiuxFeT1smwl44o2_500.gif\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-45900\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/tumblr_odagiuxFeT1smwl44o2_500.gif\" alt=\"tumblr_odagiuxfet1smwl44o2_500\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Back at chez Ross, Doc stops by to tell Demelza he's skipping town to marry Blondie and won't be coming back. Demelza plays it cool, but this will be her at the going-away party, because a) she loves to sing and b) Doc is one of the only nice people in all of Cornwall:\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/11c839f0-d25f-0132-45f5-0ebc4eccb42f.gif\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-45902\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/11c839f0-d25f-0132-45f5-0ebc4eccb42f.gif\" alt=\"11c839f0-d25f-0132-45f5-0ebc4eccb42f\" width=\"500\" height=\"244\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Across town, Pinky Ring is livid at Ross for not responding to her letter. You can't see me, but I'm pointing and laughing.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/tenor.gif\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-45910\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/tenor.gif\" alt=\"tenor\" width=\"390\" height=\"270\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>The next day, Blondie pays Demelza a visit. Her need for girl talk supersedes her hatred of poor people, just this once. Blondie is worried Doc has changed his mind about the elopement. Demelza is like, \u003cem>No way!\u003c/em> But Blondie hits her with a \u003cem>Girl, who are you kidding? \u003c/em>question:\u003cem> \u003c/em>\"Is that your experience of husbands, to be relied upon?\"\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Demelza's response:\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/kid-crying-interview.gif\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-45913\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/kid-crying-interview.gif\" alt=\"kid-crying-interview\" width=\"360\" height=\"189\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>In France, Ross meets up with Wife Strangler, who now looks like \u003ca href=\"https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/6c/f3/74/6cf374f1222add3feba608e8e4347650.jpg\">Tom Hanks in \u003cem>Castaway\u003c/em>\u003c/a> or \u003ca href=\"https://media.giphy.com/media/JjLylCKqqQs5q/giphy.gif\">Tom Hanks in \u003cem>Forrest Gump\u003c/em>\u003c/a>. You decide. He shares how much he wishes he could strangle Doc to death for sleeping with his wife. I'm guessing France doesn't offer anger-management classes?\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Ross and friends are all like, \u003cem>Dude, you've done enough strangling. Now, where's the copper?\u003c/em> Wife Strangler tries to show them on a map and they all look at each other like this:\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/Kim-Kardashian-looking-at-Kanye-West-shaking-their-heads-GIF.gif\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-45914\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/Kim-Kardashian-looking-at-Kanye-West-shaking-their-heads-GIF.gif\" alt=\"kim-kardashian-looking-at-kanye-west-shaking-their-heads-gif\" width=\"460\" height=\"262\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>He doesn't really know where the copper is, after all.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Back in Cornwall, Malfoy sends his Slytherin Crony to scare Pinky Ring some more by lying about poor people planning to storm her property. Agatha swoops in with some words of wisdom: \"Male of the species: inadequate at best. Better to rely on one's own resources.\" And then she PULLS OUT A HUGE GUN!\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/tumblr_odagiuxFeT1smwl44o3_500.gif\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-45937\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/tumblr_odagiuxFeT1smwl44o3_500.gif\" alt=\"tumblr_odagiuxfet1smwl44o3_500\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>News of this fake riot-in-the-making makes Pinky Ring even angrier with Ross. How dare he not reply to her letter?! She's his.... ex-girlfriend who ditched him for his richer cousin, while he was fighting for his life on the front lines. Yeah. You reap what you sow, girlfriend.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Alas, she doesn't have any common sense and trots on over to chez Ross to bug Demelza. \u003cem>Why hasn't your husband replied to my love note? Wahhhh!\u003c/em>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Demelza considers this:\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/giphy-25.gif\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-45938\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/giphy-25.gif\" alt=\"giphy-25\" width=\"500\" height=\"262\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>But opts for this:\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/raw-10.gif\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-45939\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/raw-10.gif\" alt=\"shooting daggers eyes gif\" width=\"400\" height=\"280\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>In town, Wonky Knee Girl, who Doc cured last episode using the knowledge he acquired by inappropriately cutting off a corpse's leg, is having trouble walking again. Doc gets word and wants to help, but he's supposed to meet Blondie in the woods for their elopement. Because he's a good person and doesn't want the other town doctor to chop off this girl's entire leg, he runs to help, which means he's essentially stranding Blondie at the altar because this was before texting. I guess we'll never get to see Horace the Pug serve as ring-bearer, after all.\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/dog-anim.gif\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter wp-image-45971 size-full\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/dog-anim.gif\" alt=\"dog-anim\" width=\"800\" height=\"600\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Doc easily turns Wonky Knee Girl into Functional Knee Girl. Ok, great! Now he doesn't have to be late for his elopement.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Not so fast! Functional Knee Girl's fiancé, who also happens to be the dude who barged into Ross' house last episode and saw all the smugglers digging a hole in the living room floor, is revealed to have lied about a thing or two. Doc and Demelza look at each other, this song now stuck in their heads:\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0yGvypBwyA\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Meanwhile, Horace the Pug is growing very impatient. Blondie, too, I suppose.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/horace-pug-poldark.jpg\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-45947\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/horace-pug-poldark-800x402.jpg\" alt=\"horace-pug-poldark\" width=\"800\" height=\"402\" srcset=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/horace-pug-poldark-800x402.jpg 800w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/horace-pug-poldark-160x80.jpg 160w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/horace-pug-poldark-768x386.jpg 768w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/horace-pug-poldark-1020x512.jpg 1020w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/horace-pug-poldark-1180x593.jpg 1180w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/horace-pug-poldark-960x482.jpg 960w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/horace-pug-poldark-240x121.jpg 240w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/horace-pug-poldark-375x188.jpg 375w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/horace-pug-poldark-520x261.jpg 520w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/horace-pug-poldark.jpg 1226w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Doc runs over to Informer's house. Homeboy does not have a fever, but he does have fancy curtains and candlesticks. You, too, can have nice housewares, if you sell out your friends for years.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Demelza hurries home, seeing tons of military men on the way. She informs Mrs. Pigpen that she's going to head down to the beach to warn Ross. Only trouble is Ross' War BFF busts in right then and orders a man with a gun to not let her leave for the rest of the evening.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Back at the Informer's house, Doc tries to leave to tell the others, but Informer breaks a chair on his back! When that doesn't kill him, Informer tries to bludgeon him with a fireplace poker. When that doesn't work, he tries to stab him to death. Thankfully, Doc lands a few blows and runs out. (Maybe he's been taking boxing lessons in heels like Malfoy?)\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Side-note: I watched that entire fight like Aly Raisman's parents:\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/PlayfulBeneficialGander-size_restricted.gif\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-45972\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/PlayfulBeneficialGander-size_restricted.gif\" alt=\"playfulbeneficialgander-size_restricted\" width=\"250\" height=\"141\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>From there, Doc goes to a hill overlooking the beach and makes a bonfire to warn foolhardy Ross and his stupid friends. Unfortunately, they're already on the beach, unloading, by the time they notice it. Ross yells for everyone to get back in the boat, but he wants to take his chances running around on the beach while soldiers shoot at him, proving that he got everything in the looks department and almost nothing in the brains department.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Ross runs up the hill and knocks out some soldiers. This plan is really stupid. A single punch isn't strong enough to give them early-onset Alzheimer's. They will remember who knocked them out.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Speaking of being knocked out, a soldier hits Doc on the head with his rifle. No good deed goes unpunished, which is something Blondie knows very well, as she and Horace are sitting in her coach in the rain and cold, waiting for someone who isn't coming. Horace is TREMBLING! All because of Ross and his constant shenanigans.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Demelza manages to sneak out of the house (because she's got it like that) and finds Ross in the woods. Guards are everywhere. The plan is to run home and have Ross hide in the library, where the secret cellar is. Pretty sure Informer told them about that secret spot, but okay.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>The very moment Demelza walks back into the house, one of the dudes that Ross knocked out barges in. Like I expected, he did not develop early-onset Alzheimer's. A bunch of soldiers storm the library, point their guns at the secret cellar and...\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/giphy-26.gif\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-45974\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/giphy-26.gif\" alt=\"giphy-26\" width=\"440\" height=\"330\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>...it's empty!\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Phew!\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/giphy-27.gif\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-45973\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/giphy-27.gif\" alt=\"giphy-27\" width=\"500\" height=\"395\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Across town, Pinky Ring hears about the soldiers running around and once again loudly complains about Ross not writing her back. GET OVER YOUR FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS!!! Being the petty middle schooler that she is, she immediately writes Malfoy.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>The next day, after some time in custody, Doc is released. He runs to Blondie's mansion, but all that's there for him is a letter from her saying goodbye forever. THANKS, ROSS!\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Here's a live feed of Blondie:\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/JmW19.gif\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-45975\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/JmW19.gif\" alt=\"jmw19\" width=\"500\" height=\"256\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Mr. Pigpen and some other smugglers are on the hunt for the Informer. They're out for blood. But they're not going to get any because -- plot twist! -- the Informer has already been murdered and dumped on the beach. That's what he gets for being the main reason Horace the Pug had to tremble in the cold all night long.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>At Pinky Ring's house, Malfoy stops by to tattle on Ross. Agatha calls BS on everything he says, with punctuations of \"Stuff!\" and \"Piffle!\" I'm so glad she's immortal and will never die.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Over at chez Ross, Demelza is worried sick. The rug and table in the library moved, so Ross has definitely been there. Where in the world is Ross Poldark (and \u003ca href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ImLfvgPJd8\">Carmen Sandiego\u003c/a>)?\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Apparently, in a side compartment of the secret cellar! He emerges and walks in on Demelza singing her first single. She runs to him and they embrace. All is well... until he has to deal with the fact that he punched a bunch of soldiers and has been exposed as an illegal smuggler. But other than that, and the fact that he's in love with another woman, it's all good.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>End scene.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cem>After every episode, it’s only right to reward characters who’ve impressed and diss the ones that haven’t, so here goes:\u003c/em>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cem>\u003cstrong>PIECE OF COAL:\u003c/strong>\u003c/em>\u003cstrong> Pinky Ring.\u003c/strong> Sometimes, people don't reply to letters, emails or texts because they are busy and their lives don't revolve around you. GET OVER YOURSELF.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cem>\u003cstrong>HONORABLE MENTION:\u003c/strong>\u003c/em>\u003cstrong> \u003cstrong>Demelza\u003c/strong>\u003cstrong>\u003cstrong>. \u003c/strong>\u003c/strong>\u003c/strong>Let her life be a lesson: think twice before marrying a dude just because he's easy on the eyes.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cem>\u003cstrong>BRONZE:\u003c/strong>\u003c/em> \u003cstrong>Blondie.\u003c/strong>\u003cem> \u003c/em>Being stood up in the cold like that is terrible, but there's a silver lining. Now, she can release really powerful breakup anthems and become the 18th-century Taylor Swift!\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cstrong>\u003cem>SILVER: \u003c/em>\u003c/strong>\u003cstrong>Agatha. \u003c/strong>That gun reveal. Pure gold.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cstrong>\u003cem>GOLD:\u003c/em> Doc. \u003c/strong>I'm glad he survived being assaulted by a chair, a poker, a knife, a rifle butt, \u003cem>and\u003c/em> a breakup letter. He's earned a lengthy vacation. Wonky Knee Girl will just have to fend for herself.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Until next week! If you miss my thoughts on \u003cem>Poldark\u003c/em>, follow me on Twitter \u003ca href=\"https://twitter.com/xcusemybeauty\">@xcusemybeauty\u003c/a> or read all the \u003ca href=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/pop/tag/recaps/\">other recaps\u003c/a> below!\u003c/p>\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center\">\u003cem>\u003cstrong>More recaps:\u003c/strong>\u003c/em>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left\">\u003ca href=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/pop/2016/10/30/poldark-season-2-episode-5-recap-before-he-cheats/\">'Poldark' Season 2, Episode 5 Recap: Before He Cheats\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left\">\u003ca href=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/pop/2016/10/24/poldark-season-2-episode-4-recap-sink-or-swim/\">'Poldark' Season 2, Episode 4 Recap: Sink or Swim\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/pop/2016/10/17/poldark-season-2-episode-3-recap-miss-independent/\">'Poldark' Season 2, Episode 3 Recap: Miss Independent\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/pop/2016/10/02/poldark-season-2-episode-2-recap-you-dont-bring-me-flowers/\">'Poldark' Season 2, Episode 2 Recap: You Don't Bring Me Flowers\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/pop/2016/09/27/poldark-season-2-premiere-recap-court-and-spark/\">'Poldark' Season 2, Episode 1 Recap: Court and Spark\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/pop/2016/09/23/poldark-season-1-episode-4-recap-send-my-love-to-your-new-lover/\"> 'Poldark' Season 1, Episode 4 Recap: Send My Love to Your New Lover\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/pop/2016/09/21/poldark-season-1-episode-3-recap-oops-there-goes-my-shirt/\">‘Poldark’ Season 1, Episode 3 Recap: Oops, There Goes My Shirt\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/pop/2016/09/20/poldark-season-1-episode-2-recap-guns-and-ships-bang-bang/\">‘Poldark’ Season 1, Episode 2 Recap: Bang Bang\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>[ad floatright]\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/2016/09/19/poldark-season-1-premiere-recap-stayin-alive/\">‘Poldark’ Season 1 Premiere Recap: Stayin’ Alive\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\n",
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"content": "\u003cdiv class=\"post-body\">\u003cp>\u003cp>In the \u003ca href=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/pop/2016/10/30/poldark-season-2-episode-5-recap-before-he-cheats/\">previous episode of \u003cem>Poldark\u003c/em>\u003c/a>, Ross tried really hard not to cheat on Demelza, Demelza tried really hard not to kill Ross, and Blondie and Doc made out next to a horse butt again. Will Ross and Pinky Ring just get the adultery over with already? Will Demelza respond by pulling a Lorena Bobbitt? Will Agatha loudly proclaim her undying devotion to alcohol again? Will Horace the Pug get lost and embark on a \u003cem>Homeward Bound\u003c/em>-esque journey with Demelza's pup and Malfoy's uncle's pooch? Only one way to find out! On with the show!\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Breaking news alert! The French chopped off Marie Antoinette's husband's head! Everyone in Cornwall is freaking out over the overseas drama, but Ross' War BFF (the dude who is constantly in uniform) will not let some pesky revolution distract him from jailing all the illegal traders -- with the help of the secret informer. Is it just me, or do you also hear this song every time someone on this show says that word?\u003c/p>\u003c/p>\u003cp>\u003cspan class='utils-parseShortcode-shortcodes-__youtubeShortcode__embedYoutube'>\n \u003cspan class='utils-parseShortcode-shortcodes-__youtubeShortcode__embedYoutubeInside'>\n \u003ciframe\n loading='lazy'\n class='utils-parseShortcode-shortcodes-__youtubeShortcode__youtubePlayer'\n type='text/html'\n src='//www.youtube.com/embed/B0yGvypBwyA'\n title='//www.youtube.com/embed/B0yGvypBwyA'\n allowfullscreen='true'\n style='border:0;'>\u003c/iframe>\n \u003c/span>\n \u003c/span>\u003c/p>\u003cp>\u003cp>Oh. Just me? Cool.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>At chez Ross, Demelza is sawing wood and imagining that she's sawing into Ross and Pinky Ring's faces. Her voodoo wood-mutilation is cut short by two approaching men. Demelza orders Garrick the Dog (OMG, he's alive!) to attack them. The men are like, \u003cem>Woah, woah! It's us! Ross' illegal trading buddies!\u003c/em> Demelza is like, \u003cem>I know. That's why I'm trying to give you rabies.\u003c/em>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003c/p>\u003c/div>",
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"content": "\u003cdiv class=\"post-body\">\u003cp>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Speaking of Garrick, did you know that the real-life dog that plays him was abandoned, rescued, and now, in addition to starring in \u003cem>Poldark\u003c/em>, has been cast in the upcoming \u003cem>Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them\u003c/em> \u003cem>and\u003c/em> Emma Watson's live-action version of \u003cem>Beauty and the Beast\u003c/em>? \u003ca href=\"https://www.thesun.co.uk/archives/tv/1123229/the-dog-thats-having-its-day-rescue-animal-becomes-tvs-most-in-demand-mutt-after-starring-in-poldark/\">It's true\u003c/a>! Now I need to know the real-life details of Horace the Pug and Malfoy's uncle's dog. These three are quickly becoming my favorite part of this show.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Anyway, let's move beyond canines (for now) and see what Ross is up to. Oh, the same thing as every other episode: sucking at mining. I've said it before and I'll say it again: Ross needs to cut his losses and convert his mine into a a spot for hipsters to buy overpriced avocado toast and fresh-pressed juices. He'll never have to worry about money again!\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Back at home, Demelza continues to yell at the illegal traders to get their crap from under the floorboards and:\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/tumblr_n0bbjpmUtQ1s7hg3xo1_400.gif\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-45886\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/tumblr_n0bbjpmUtQ1s7hg3xo1_400.gif\" alt=\"tumblr_n0bbjpmutq1s7hg3xo1_400\" width=\"350\" height=\"279\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Let's check back in with Ross. Has he returned home to handle his own illegal business dealings and to spend some quality time with his wife and infant? Ha ha, nope! He's at Pinky Ring's, of course, inching closer and closer to adultery.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cstrong>Ross:\u003c/strong> \"I will always have reason to call, if you wish it.\"\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cstrong>Pinky Ring:\u003c/strong> \"I wish it.\"\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/alAx0zM.gif\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-45888\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/alAx0zM.gif\" alt=\"alax0zm\" width=\"500\" height=\"202\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Back at chez Ross, Demelza is still giving grade-A death stare.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/Screen-Shot-2016-11-05-at-10.51.06-AM.png\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-45889\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/Screen-Shot-2016-11-05-at-10.51.06-AM-800x436.png\" alt=\"screen-shot-2016-11-05-at-10-51-06-am\" width=\"800\" height=\"436\" srcset=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/Screen-Shot-2016-11-05-at-10.51.06-AM-800x436.png 800w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/Screen-Shot-2016-11-05-at-10.51.06-AM-160x87.png 160w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/Screen-Shot-2016-11-05-at-10.51.06-AM-768x419.png 768w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/Screen-Shot-2016-11-05-at-10.51.06-AM-1020x556.png 1020w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/Screen-Shot-2016-11-05-at-10.51.06-AM-1180x644.png 1180w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/Screen-Shot-2016-11-05-at-10.51.06-AM-960x524.png 960w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/Screen-Shot-2016-11-05-at-10.51.06-AM-240x131.png 240w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/Screen-Shot-2016-11-05-at-10.51.06-AM-375x205.png 375w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/Screen-Shot-2016-11-05-at-10.51.06-AM-520x284.png 520w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/Screen-Shot-2016-11-05-at-10.51.06-AM.png 1232w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>It only increases in intensity when Ross shares his plan to not only store smuggled goods, but to personally go on one of the smuggling runs. But maybe this is a good thing. Ross can get his stupid ass caught and go to prison, paving the way for \u003cem>Poldark\u003c/em> to become all about Demelza and the three dogs. Now \u003cem>that\u003c/em> would be must-see TV!\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Across town, Doc and Blondie debate whether they should elope or try to convince Blondie's uncle to be chill and just let them get married the non-shady way. I don't care either way, as long as I get a shot of Horace the Pug serving as the ring-bearer.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>More details about the smuggling run: Ross is going all the way to France (I guess ticket prices dropped, thanks to all the social unrest and beheadings and such). His mission will be to find that dude from Season 1 who strangled his cheating wife to death and ask his advice on which part of the mine might actually have copper. This storyline is embarrassing.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>In town, Malfoy runs into Ross. Despite my immense desire for one of them to slap the other with a glove, they just mean mug each other and walk away.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Malfoy returns home and orders his Slytherin Crony to go to Pinky Ring's house at once. He's supposed to scare her with details of the French Revolution so that she comes running for Malfoy's help, but it doesn't quite work out that way. She instead writes to Ross because home-wreckers gonna home-wreck.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Agatha, on the other hand, doesn't need a man for protection.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cstrong>Agatha:\u003c/strong> \"Fetch me a pistol. I can stop an intruder in his tracks.\"\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cstrong>Pinky Ring:\u003c/strong> \"I don't doubt it, aunt. With or without a firearm.\"\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/tumblr_odagiuxFeT1smwl44o2_500.gif\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-45900\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/tumblr_odagiuxFeT1smwl44o2_500.gif\" alt=\"tumblr_odagiuxfet1smwl44o2_500\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Back at chez Ross, Doc stops by to tell Demelza he's skipping town to marry Blondie and won't be coming back. Demelza plays it cool, but this will be her at the going-away party, because a) she loves to sing and b) Doc is one of the only nice people in all of Cornwall:\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/11c839f0-d25f-0132-45f5-0ebc4eccb42f.gif\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-45902\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/11c839f0-d25f-0132-45f5-0ebc4eccb42f.gif\" alt=\"11c839f0-d25f-0132-45f5-0ebc4eccb42f\" width=\"500\" height=\"244\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Across town, Pinky Ring is livid at Ross for not responding to her letter. You can't see me, but I'm pointing and laughing.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/tenor.gif\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-45910\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/tenor.gif\" alt=\"tenor\" width=\"390\" height=\"270\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>The next day, Blondie pays Demelza a visit. Her need for girl talk supersedes her hatred of poor people, just this once. Blondie is worried Doc has changed his mind about the elopement. Demelza is like, \u003cem>No way!\u003c/em> But Blondie hits her with a \u003cem>Girl, who are you kidding? \u003c/em>question:\u003cem> \u003c/em>\"Is that your experience of husbands, to be relied upon?\"\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Demelza's response:\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/kid-crying-interview.gif\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-45913\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/kid-crying-interview.gif\" alt=\"kid-crying-interview\" width=\"360\" height=\"189\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>In France, Ross meets up with Wife Strangler, who now looks like \u003ca href=\"https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/6c/f3/74/6cf374f1222add3feba608e8e4347650.jpg\">Tom Hanks in \u003cem>Castaway\u003c/em>\u003c/a> or \u003ca href=\"https://media.giphy.com/media/JjLylCKqqQs5q/giphy.gif\">Tom Hanks in \u003cem>Forrest Gump\u003c/em>\u003c/a>. You decide. He shares how much he wishes he could strangle Doc to death for sleeping with his wife. I'm guessing France doesn't offer anger-management classes?\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Ross and friends are all like, \u003cem>Dude, you've done enough strangling. Now, where's the copper?\u003c/em> Wife Strangler tries to show them on a map and they all look at each other like this:\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/Kim-Kardashian-looking-at-Kanye-West-shaking-their-heads-GIF.gif\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-45914\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/Kim-Kardashian-looking-at-Kanye-West-shaking-their-heads-GIF.gif\" alt=\"kim-kardashian-looking-at-kanye-west-shaking-their-heads-gif\" width=\"460\" height=\"262\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>He doesn't really know where the copper is, after all.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Back in Cornwall, Malfoy sends his Slytherin Crony to scare Pinky Ring some more by lying about poor people planning to storm her property. Agatha swoops in with some words of wisdom: \"Male of the species: inadequate at best. Better to rely on one's own resources.\" And then she PULLS OUT A HUGE GUN!\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/tumblr_odagiuxFeT1smwl44o3_500.gif\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-45937\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/tumblr_odagiuxFeT1smwl44o3_500.gif\" alt=\"tumblr_odagiuxfet1smwl44o3_500\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>News of this fake riot-in-the-making makes Pinky Ring even angrier with Ross. How dare he not reply to her letter?! She's his.... ex-girlfriend who ditched him for his richer cousin, while he was fighting for his life on the front lines. Yeah. You reap what you sow, girlfriend.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Alas, she doesn't have any common sense and trots on over to chez Ross to bug Demelza. \u003cem>Why hasn't your husband replied to my love note? Wahhhh!\u003c/em>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Demelza considers this:\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/giphy-25.gif\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-45938\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/giphy-25.gif\" alt=\"giphy-25\" width=\"500\" height=\"262\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>But opts for this:\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/raw-10.gif\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-45939\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/raw-10.gif\" alt=\"shooting daggers eyes gif\" width=\"400\" height=\"280\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>In town, Wonky Knee Girl, who Doc cured last episode using the knowledge he acquired by inappropriately cutting off a corpse's leg, is having trouble walking again. Doc gets word and wants to help, but he's supposed to meet Blondie in the woods for their elopement. Because he's a good person and doesn't want the other town doctor to chop off this girl's entire leg, he runs to help, which means he's essentially stranding Blondie at the altar because this was before texting. I guess we'll never get to see Horace the Pug serve as ring-bearer, after all.\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/dog-anim.gif\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter wp-image-45971 size-full\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/dog-anim.gif\" alt=\"dog-anim\" width=\"800\" height=\"600\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Doc easily turns Wonky Knee Girl into Functional Knee Girl. Ok, great! Now he doesn't have to be late for his elopement.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Not so fast! Functional Knee Girl's fiancé, who also happens to be the dude who barged into Ross' house last episode and saw all the smugglers digging a hole in the living room floor, is revealed to have lied about a thing or two. Doc and Demelza look at each other, this song now stuck in their heads:\u003c/p>\u003c/p>\u003cp>\u003cspan class='utils-parseShortcode-shortcodes-__youtubeShortcode__embedYoutube'>\n \u003cspan class='utils-parseShortcode-shortcodes-__youtubeShortcode__embedYoutubeInside'>\n \u003ciframe\n loading='lazy'\n class='utils-parseShortcode-shortcodes-__youtubeShortcode__youtubePlayer'\n type='text/html'\n src='//www.youtube.com/embed/B0yGvypBwyA'\n title='//www.youtube.com/embed/B0yGvypBwyA'\n allowfullscreen='true'\n style='border:0;'>\u003c/iframe>\n \u003c/span>\n \u003c/span>\u003c/p>\u003cp>\u003cp>Meanwhile, Horace the Pug is growing very impatient. 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Homeboy does not have a fever, but he does have fancy curtains and candlesticks. You, too, can have nice housewares, if you sell out your friends for years.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Demelza hurries home, seeing tons of military men on the way. She informs Mrs. Pigpen that she's going to head down to the beach to warn Ross. Only trouble is Ross' War BFF busts in right then and orders a man with a gun to not let her leave for the rest of the evening.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Back at the Informer's house, Doc tries to leave to tell the others, but Informer breaks a chair on his back! When that doesn't kill him, Informer tries to bludgeon him with a fireplace poker. When that doesn't work, he tries to stab him to death. Thankfully, Doc lands a few blows and runs out. (Maybe he's been taking boxing lessons in heels like Malfoy?)\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Side-note: I watched that entire fight like Aly Raisman's parents:\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/PlayfulBeneficialGander-size_restricted.gif\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-45972\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/PlayfulBeneficialGander-size_restricted.gif\" alt=\"playfulbeneficialgander-size_restricted\" width=\"250\" height=\"141\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>From there, Doc goes to a hill overlooking the beach and makes a bonfire to warn foolhardy Ross and his stupid friends. Unfortunately, they're already on the beach, unloading, by the time they notice it. Ross yells for everyone to get back in the boat, but he wants to take his chances running around on the beach while soldiers shoot at him, proving that he got everything in the looks department and almost nothing in the brains department.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Ross runs up the hill and knocks out some soldiers. This plan is really stupid. A single punch isn't strong enough to give them early-onset Alzheimer's. They will remember who knocked them out.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Speaking of being knocked out, a soldier hits Doc on the head with his rifle. No good deed goes unpunished, which is something Blondie knows very well, as she and Horace are sitting in her coach in the rain and cold, waiting for someone who isn't coming. Horace is TREMBLING! All because of Ross and his constant shenanigans.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Demelza manages to sneak out of the house (because she's got it like that) and finds Ross in the woods. Guards are everywhere. The plan is to run home and have Ross hide in the library, where the secret cellar is. Pretty sure Informer told them about that secret spot, but okay.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>The very moment Demelza walks back into the house, one of the dudes that Ross knocked out barges in. Like I expected, he did not develop early-onset Alzheimer's. A bunch of soldiers storm the library, point their guns at the secret cellar and...\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/giphy-26.gif\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-45974\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/giphy-26.gif\" alt=\"giphy-26\" width=\"440\" height=\"330\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>...it's empty!\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Phew!\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/giphy-27.gif\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-45973\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/giphy-27.gif\" alt=\"giphy-27\" width=\"500\" height=\"395\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Across town, Pinky Ring hears about the soldiers running around and once again loudly complains about Ross not writing her back. GET OVER YOUR FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS!!! Being the petty middle schooler that she is, she immediately writes Malfoy.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>The next day, after some time in custody, Doc is released. He runs to Blondie's mansion, but all that's there for him is a letter from her saying goodbye forever. THANKS, ROSS!\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Here's a live feed of Blondie:\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/JmW19.gif\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-45975\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/11/JmW19.gif\" alt=\"jmw19\" width=\"500\" height=\"256\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Mr. Pigpen and some other smugglers are on the hunt for the Informer. They're out for blood. But they're not going to get any because -- plot twist! -- the Informer has already been murdered and dumped on the beach. That's what he gets for being the main reason Horace the Pug had to tremble in the cold all night long.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>At Pinky Ring's house, Malfoy stops by to tattle on Ross. Agatha calls BS on everything he says, with punctuations of \"Stuff!\" and \"Piffle!\" I'm so glad she's immortal and will never die.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Over at chez Ross, Demelza is worried sick. The rug and table in the library moved, so Ross has definitely been there. Where in the world is Ross Poldark (and \u003ca href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ImLfvgPJd8\">Carmen Sandiego\u003c/a>)?\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Apparently, in a side compartment of the secret cellar! He emerges and walks in on Demelza singing her first single. She runs to him and they embrace. All is well... until he has to deal with the fact that he punched a bunch of soldiers and has been exposed as an illegal smuggler. But other than that, and the fact that he's in love with another woman, it's all good.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>End scene.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cem>After every episode, it’s only right to reward characters who’ve impressed and diss the ones that haven’t, so here goes:\u003c/em>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cem>\u003cstrong>PIECE OF COAL:\u003c/strong>\u003c/em>\u003cstrong> Pinky Ring.\u003c/strong> Sometimes, people don't reply to letters, emails or texts because they are busy and their lives don't revolve around you. GET OVER YOURSELF.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cem>\u003cstrong>HONORABLE MENTION:\u003c/strong>\u003c/em>\u003cstrong> \u003cstrong>Demelza\u003c/strong>\u003cstrong>\u003cstrong>. \u003c/strong>\u003c/strong>\u003c/strong>Let her life be a lesson: think twice before marrying a dude just because he's easy on the eyes.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cem>\u003cstrong>BRONZE:\u003c/strong>\u003c/em> \u003cstrong>Blondie.\u003c/strong>\u003cem> \u003c/em>Being stood up in the cold like that is terrible, but there's a silver lining. Now, she can release really powerful breakup anthems and become the 18th-century Taylor Swift!\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cstrong>\u003cem>SILVER: \u003c/em>\u003c/strong>\u003cstrong>Agatha. \u003c/strong>That gun reveal. Pure gold.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cstrong>\u003cem>GOLD:\u003c/em> Doc. \u003c/strong>I'm glad he survived being assaulted by a chair, a poker, a knife, a rifle butt, \u003cem>and\u003c/em> a breakup letter. He's earned a lengthy vacation. Wonky Knee Girl will just have to fend for herself.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Until next week! If you miss my thoughts on \u003cem>Poldark\u003c/em>, follow me on Twitter \u003ca href=\"https://twitter.com/xcusemybeauty\">@xcusemybeauty\u003c/a> or read all the \u003ca href=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/pop/tag/recaps/\">other recaps\u003c/a> below!\u003c/p>\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center\">\u003cem>\u003cstrong>More recaps:\u003c/strong>\u003c/em>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left\">\u003ca href=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/pop/2016/10/30/poldark-season-2-episode-5-recap-before-he-cheats/\">'Poldark' Season 2, Episode 5 Recap: Before He Cheats\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left\">\u003ca href=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/pop/2016/10/24/poldark-season-2-episode-4-recap-sink-or-swim/\">'Poldark' Season 2, Episode 4 Recap: Sink or Swim\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/pop/2016/10/17/poldark-season-2-episode-3-recap-miss-independent/\">'Poldark' Season 2, Episode 3 Recap: Miss Independent\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/pop/2016/10/02/poldark-season-2-episode-2-recap-you-dont-bring-me-flowers/\">'Poldark' Season 2, Episode 2 Recap: You Don't Bring Me Flowers\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/pop/2016/09/27/poldark-season-2-premiere-recap-court-and-spark/\">'Poldark' Season 2, Episode 1 Recap: Court and Spark\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/pop/2016/09/23/poldark-season-1-episode-4-recap-send-my-love-to-your-new-lover/\"> 'Poldark' Season 1, Episode 4 Recap: Send My Love to Your New Lover\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/pop/2016/09/21/poldark-season-1-episode-3-recap-oops-there-goes-my-shirt/\">‘Poldark’ Season 1, Episode 3 Recap: Oops, There Goes My Shirt\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/pop/2016/09/20/poldark-season-1-episode-2-recap-guns-and-ships-bang-bang/\">‘Poldark’ Season 1, Episode 2 Recap: Bang Bang\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003c/p>\u003c/div>",
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Verity delivers an express package of \u003cem>Girl, really?\u003c/em> side-eye.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>[ad fullwidth]\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/verity-poldark-side-eye.jpg\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-44489\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/verity-poldark-side-eye-800x441.jpg\" alt=\"verity-poldark-side-eye\" width=\"800\" height=\"441\" srcset=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/verity-poldark-side-eye-800x441.jpg 800w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/verity-poldark-side-eye-160x88.jpg 160w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/verity-poldark-side-eye-768x423.jpg 768w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/verity-poldark-side-eye-1020x562.jpg 1020w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/verity-poldark-side-eye-1180x650.jpg 1180w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/verity-poldark-side-eye-960x529.jpg 960w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/verity-poldark-side-eye-240x132.jpg 240w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/verity-poldark-side-eye-375x207.jpg 375w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/verity-poldark-side-eye-520x287.jpg 520w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/verity-poldark-side-eye.jpg 1680w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Ross and Pinky Ring have apparently been galloping around Cornwall twice a week. Pinky Ring says it's to keep her four-year-old son abreast of the state of the mine. Verity, Agatha, Demelza and anyone else with eyes knows these field trips are actually about Ross keeping himself abreast of Pinky Ring's breasts.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Across town, Malfoy and his uncle are really jazzed about sending Ross to debtor's prison for failing to pay his debts. Would modern day people spend this much time being evil, if we didn't have Netflix to distract us?\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>At the mine, Ross and Pinky Ring flirt and pretend that they're not going to ruin Demelza's life really soon. Francis Jr. is an awkward plus-one on this date:\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/poldark-elizabeth-kid.jpg\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-44490\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/poldark-elizabeth-kid-800x412.jpg\" alt=\"poldark-elizabeth-kid\" width=\"800\" height=\"412\" srcset=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/poldark-elizabeth-kid-800x412.jpg 800w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/poldark-elizabeth-kid-160x82.jpg 160w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/poldark-elizabeth-kid-768x396.jpg 768w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/poldark-elizabeth-kid-1020x525.jpg 1020w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/poldark-elizabeth-kid-1180x608.jpg 1180w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/poldark-elizabeth-kid-960x494.jpg 960w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/poldark-elizabeth-kid-240x124.jpg 240w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/poldark-elizabeth-kid-375x193.jpg 375w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/poldark-elizabeth-kid-520x268.jpg 520w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/poldark-elizabeth-kid.jpg 1229w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>On a beach, Doc finds a dead body (maybe from a shipwreck?). Before we can get any answers, Doc takes out a saw and starts cutting off the corpse's leg.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/publizity-wait-whet-gif.gif\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-44499\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/publizity-wait-whet-gif.gif\" alt=\"publizity-wait-whet-gif\" width=\"500\" height=\"280\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>At chez Ross, Demelza advises Ross to just ask one of his rich friends to help him stay out of debtor's prison. For the umpteenth time, Ross lets her know he doesn't value her opinion and hates when she talks.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Over at Doc's bachelor pad, he's putting his fingers all in the corpse's severed leg. Then he has an Oprah A-ha! Moment™. He uses what he learned from this exercise in anatomy to fix some random villager's wonky knee.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/britney-spears-huh.gif\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-44500\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/britney-spears-huh.gif\" alt=\"britney-spears-huh\" width=\"500\" height=\"377\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>In prison, Ross visits some random dude and says, \u003cem>I'm probably also going to be in jail pretty soon! LOL! \u003c/em>The prisoner tries to reason with him. Surely Ross can just sell his mine shares and avoid ruining his wife's life? Ross responds with,\u003cem> Nah, I prefer living in a constant state of chaos. And I haven't given a damn about my wife in months! LOL!\u003c/em>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>On his way home, he runs into Horace the Pug!!! Blondie's there too.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-the-pug-poldark.jpg\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-44501\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-the-pug-poldark-800x414.jpg\" alt=\"horace-the-pug-poldark\" width=\"800\" height=\"414\" srcset=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-the-pug-poldark-800x414.jpg 800w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-the-pug-poldark-160x83.jpg 160w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-the-pug-poldark-768x398.jpg 768w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-the-pug-poldark-1020x528.jpg 1020w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-the-pug-poldark-1180x611.jpg 1180w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-the-pug-poldark-960x497.jpg 960w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-the-pug-poldark-240x124.jpg 240w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-the-pug-poldark-375x194.jpg 375w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-the-pug-poldark-520x269.jpg 520w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-the-pug-poldark.jpg 1226w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Back at home, Doc tells Ross and Demelza about his huge crush on Blondie. (WE GET IT! GEEZ!) Then, Ross pretends Demelza doesn't exist and talks about how pointless life is, in light of how quickly you can drown in a puddle. Demelza looks at him like this for a really long time:\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-28-at-9.38.43-PM.png\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-44502\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-28-at-9.38.43-PM-800x447.png\" alt=\"screen-shot-2016-10-28-at-9-38-43-pm\" width=\"800\" height=\"447\" srcset=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-28-at-9.38.43-PM-800x447.png 800w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-28-at-9.38.43-PM-160x89.png 160w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-28-at-9.38.43-PM-768x429.png 768w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-28-at-9.38.43-PM-1020x569.png 1020w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-28-at-9.38.43-PM-1180x659.png 1180w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-28-at-9.38.43-PM-960x536.png 960w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-28-at-9.38.43-PM-240x134.png 240w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-28-at-9.38.43-PM-375x209.png 375w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-28-at-9.38.43-PM-520x290.png 520w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-28-at-9.38.43-PM.png 1229w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>I hate him, too, girl.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Over at Pinky Ring's house, Malfoy has returned to say evil things to Tarot Card Agatha's face. \"I think it's high time the coffin-maker started taking measurements, old hag.\"\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/how-dare-you-dance-moms-gif.gif\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-44503\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/how-dare-you-dance-moms-gif.gif\" alt=\"how-dare-you-dance-moms-gif\" width=\"400\" height=\"225\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Even if she was deaf, which she's not, she would probably be able to read lips pretty well. I cannot wait for whatever witchcraft she will use to murder this twerp.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>The reason for his visit: to give Pinky Ring some weird candy and remind her that she can pay off what Francis owed him via Visa, MasterCard, or preferably sexual favors.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>At chez Ross, Demelza tells Verity that the main pillar of a happy marriage is pretending to believe your husband isn't a cheating bastard.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Across town, Pinky Ring explains to her son that she plans to smile less around the house so that she doesn't get wrinkles. Her son is just old enough to realize she's lost it.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/poldark-elizabeth-tripping.jpg\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-44504\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/poldark-elizabeth-tripping-800x413.jpg\" alt=\"poldark-elizabeth-tripping\" width=\"800\" height=\"413\" srcset=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/poldark-elizabeth-tripping-800x413.jpg 800w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/poldark-elizabeth-tripping-160x83.jpg 160w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/poldark-elizabeth-tripping-768x396.jpg 768w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/poldark-elizabeth-tripping-1020x527.jpg 1020w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/poldark-elizabeth-tripping-1180x609.jpg 1180w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/poldark-elizabeth-tripping-960x496.jpg 960w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/poldark-elizabeth-tripping-240x124.jpg 240w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/poldark-elizabeth-tripping-375x194.jpg 375w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/poldark-elizabeth-tripping-520x268.jpg 520w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/poldark-elizabeth-tripping.jpg 1232w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>In a forest, Doc and Blondie make out next to a horse's butt. Again. This has become their thing.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-28-at-10.10.14-PM.png\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-44506\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-28-at-10.10.14-PM-800x444.png\" alt=\"screen-shot-2016-10-28-at-10-10-14-pm\" width=\"800\" height=\"444\" srcset=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-28-at-10.10.14-PM-800x444.png 800w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-28-at-10.10.14-PM-160x89.png 160w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-28-at-10.10.14-PM-768x426.png 768w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-28-at-10.10.14-PM-1020x566.png 1020w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-28-at-10.10.14-PM-1180x655.png 1180w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-28-at-10.10.14-PM-960x533.png 960w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-28-at-10.10.14-PM-672x372.png 672w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-28-at-10.10.14-PM-1038x576.png 1038w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-28-at-10.10.14-PM-240x133.png 240w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-28-at-10.10.14-PM-375x208.png 375w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-28-at-10.10.14-PM-520x289.png 520w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-28-at-10.10.14-PM.png 1230w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>They eventually unlock their lips long enough for Blondie to speak some truth about Demelza and the futility of marrying men: \"She seems to be universally adored. She's the sort of woman that all men desire, except her husband. So often happens; no great incentive for marriage.\"\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Just as I'm starting to like her, she goes back to her rich-people-rule-poor-people-drool routine. She thinks Doc's desire to help the needy is cute and all, but that he should move somewhere fancy and help \"his own kind\" instead. Making out next to horse butts seems fun, but surely they both realize their values are in such opposition that this could never work, right?\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Turns out they're still in the you're-so-hot-that-I-can't-recognize-any-of-your-obvious-flaws stage of their relationship. They celebrate their blissful ignorance by randomly racing each other on horseback (Blondie on side-saddle, of course, because she's not a harlot).\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Always full of terrible ideas, Ross comes up with a plan. More illegal trading + storing stolen goods at home = lots of money and zero jail time. Demelza is like, \u003cem>Um, I'm barely literate and terrible at math, but that equation makes no goddamn sense! Just ask your rich friends for help, you proud idiot!\u003c/em>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Then this amazing exchange, which I've been anticipating for so long, takes place:\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cstrong>Ross:\u003c/strong> \"Do I have your consent?\"\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cstrong>Demelza:\u003c/strong> \"YOU DARE TO ASK ME THAT, KNOWING VERY WELL YOU DO EXACTLY AS YOU PLEASE WITH OR WITHOUT MY SAY?!?\"\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Then she throws a rake at his face!\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/applause-gif.gif\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-44516\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/applause-gif.gif\" alt=\"applause-gif\" width=\"615\" height=\"295\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>I'm so very proud.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/proud-whitney-gif.gif\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-44517\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/proud-whitney-gif.gif\" alt=\"proud-whitney-gif\" width=\"400\" height=\"224\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>And things just get better with this close-up of Horace's face!\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace.jpg\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-44838\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-800x446.jpg\" alt=\"horace\" width=\"800\" height=\"446\" srcset=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-800x446.jpg 800w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-160x89.jpg 160w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-768x428.jpg 768w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-1020x568.jpg 1020w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-1180x657.jpg 1180w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-960x535.jpg 960w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-240x134.jpg 240w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-375x209.jpg 375w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-520x290.jpg 520w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace.jpg 1230w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>What's that, you say? I'm too obsessed with this magical pug? Tell it to my new socks:\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>https://twitter.com/xcusemybeauty/status/792901832372686848\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Anyway, Blondie tells her uncle about wanting to hang out with Doc the following day. Her uncle freaks out: \u003cem>But everyone will think you're a whore! Next, you'll tell me you've stopped riding side-saddle.\u003c/em> *male tears* They agree to disagree.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>At Pinky Ring's house, Verity lets everyone know she is going home tomorrow. Agatha's responds with my new favorite saying: \"FIDDLESTICKS!\"\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>https://twitter.com/xcusemybeauty/status/792875375730630657\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>But Verity isn't backing down and shares her plans to make up for lost time with her husband by having lots and lots of sex. Agatha chokes:\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>https://twitter.com/xcusemybeauty/status/792897497395961856\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Across town, Malfoy is annoyed at his uncle for inviting a bunch of 17-year-old girls to their Christmas party. Never one to miss an opportunity to be disgusting, his uncle says: \"Prime breeding stock. You may examine their teeth, if you choose.\" Can we speed up the advent of feminism, pretty please? Absolutely not? Oh. Okay then.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>After another flirty hang with Pinky Ring, during which she complains about how her son isn't going to have as fat a trust fund as previously thought (#WhitePeopleProblems), Ross runs to his banker and tells him to sell a bunch of his mine shares and give all the money to Pinky Ring. The banker speaks for the audience at home:\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cstrong>Banker:\u003c/strong> \"You have your own wife and child to care for. Would it not seem that you value your cousin-in-law's comfort over hers?\"\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cstrong>Ross:\u003c/strong> \"[Demelza] is a miner's daughter. She has learned to survive. Pinky Ring is a gentlewoman.\"\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cstrong>Banker:\u003c/strong> \"And you're a mad man.\"\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Amen.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>At Blondie's house, Doc arrives after being summoned by her uncle. The interaction goes a little something like this:\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cstrong>Uncle:\u003c/strong> \u003cem>You better not have sex with my niece!\u003c/em>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cstrong>Doc:\u003c/strong>\u003cem> Sorry, but I'm definitely going to. Probably next to a horse's butt.\u003c/em>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cstrong>Uncle:\u003c/strong> \u003cem>Don't you dare!\u003c/em> \u003cem>I will cut off her inheritance!\u003c/em>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cstrong>Doc: \u003c/strong>\u003cem>Her trust fund is the most annoying part about her, so knock yourself out. Later!\u003c/em>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Elsewhere, Malfoy butters up Pinky Ring's mom, but who cares about that when Horace's the Pug's life partner just made his/her debut?\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-wife-poldark.jpg\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-44870\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-wife-poldark-800x449.jpg\" alt=\"horace-wife-poldark\" width=\"800\" height=\"449\" srcset=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-wife-poldark-800x449.jpg 800w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-wife-poldark-160x90.jpg 160w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-wife-poldark-768x431.jpg 768w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-wife-poldark-1020x572.jpg 1020w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-wife-poldark-1180x662.jpg 1180w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-wife-poldark-960x539.jpg 960w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-wife-poldark-240x135.jpg 240w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-wife-poldark-375x210.jpg 375w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-wife-poldark-520x292.jpg 520w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-wife-poldark.jpg 1226w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Over at Pinky Ring's house, Verity is taking off. She gives Francis Jr. a kiss, gives Pinky Ring a look and says,\u003cem> Try not to be a homewrecker. Okay, bye! \u003c/em>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Back at chez Ross, Ross and his criminal buddies dig a huge hole in the living room to store illegal goods. Demelza knew he wouldn't listen to her, even after she screamed and threw a rake at his face. She watches him make yet another idiotic decision and shoots daggers into his back.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/demelza-poldark-daggers-mad.jpg\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-44871\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/demelza-poldark-daggers-mad-800x446.jpg\" alt=\"demelza-poldark-daggers-mad\" width=\"800\" height=\"446\" srcset=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/demelza-poldark-daggers-mad-800x446.jpg 800w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/demelza-poldark-daggers-mad-160x89.jpg 160w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/demelza-poldark-daggers-mad-768x428.jpg 768w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/demelza-poldark-daggers-mad-1020x569.jpg 1020w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/demelza-poldark-daggers-mad-1180x658.jpg 1180w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/demelza-poldark-daggers-mad-960x535.jpg 960w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/demelza-poldark-daggers-mad-240x134.jpg 240w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/demelza-poldark-daggers-mad-375x209.jpg 375w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/demelza-poldark-daggers-mad-520x290.jpg 520w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/demelza-poldark-daggers-mad.jpg 1229w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>A bit later, some hot guy named Charlie shows up unannounced and sees the big hole in the living room. Judging by the sinister music, there's a 98% probability he's the Judas.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>That night, Ross takes off his shirt (I hate him so much these days, I don't even care to see his hairy chest anymore) and goes to bed in the brattiest way possible. His response to Demelza's touch:\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/mlfw1817-92393_-_animated_grump_rainbow_dash.gif\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter wp-image-44872 size-full\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/mlfw1817-92393_-_animated_grump_rainbow_dash.gif\" alt=\"mlfw1817-92393_-_animated_grump_rainbow_dash\" width=\"853\" height=\"480\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Whatever, dude.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>The next morning, he runs off to see Pinky Ring because duh. She just got a bunch of money from an anonymous person. Ross pretends it isn't him and then reminds her that he really wishes Demelza didn't exist:\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cstrong>Ross:\u003c/strong> \"I regret that the circumstances are such that I cannot take care of you as I might wish.\"\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cstrong>Pinky Ring:\u003c/strong> \"We both regret that, Ross.\"\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>And I regret that both of you haven't been murdered by a puddle yet.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Ross then makes out with her hand.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-30-at-6.59.26-PM.png\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-44874\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-30-at-6.59.26-PM-800x446.png\" alt=\"screen-shot-2016-10-30-at-6-59-26-pm\" width=\"800\" height=\"446\" srcset=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-30-at-6.59.26-PM-800x446.png 800w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-30-at-6.59.26-PM-160x89.png 160w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-30-at-6.59.26-PM-768x428.png 768w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-30-at-6.59.26-PM-1020x569.png 1020w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-30-at-6.59.26-PM-1180x658.png 1180w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-30-at-6.59.26-PM-960x535.png 960w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-30-at-6.59.26-PM-240x134.png 240w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-30-at-6.59.26-PM-375x209.png 375w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-30-at-6.59.26-PM-520x290.png 520w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-30-at-6.59.26-PM.png 1223w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/giphy-24.gif\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-44873\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/giphy-24.gif\" alt=\"giphy-24\" width=\"245\" height=\"160\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Fast forward a bit and it's Christmas! Maybe Ross will take a break from being the worst for one day? Yeah, no.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cstrong>Ross:\u003c/strong> \"War now seems inevitable.\"\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cstrong>Demelza:\u003c/strong> *rolls eyes and sighs* \"Merry Christmas, Ross.\"\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cstrong>Ross:\u003c/strong> \"Now we know our last hope is gone.\"\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cstrong>Demelza:\u003c/strong> \"Siri, remind me to draft up divorce papers.\"\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Okay, fine, she didn't actually say that last line, but a boy can dream.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Over at Pinky Ring's house, Agatha continues being the MVP of this entire show.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cstrong>Agatha:\u003c/strong> \"Rose water?! Do I require a fumigant?\"\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cstrong>Pinky Ring:\u003c/strong> \"No, aunt, but...\"\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cstrong>Agatha: \"\u003c/strong>Francis always knew what I liked. Brandy wine, port and canary, preferably all three!\"\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/karen-walker-drinking-from-the-bottle.gif\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-44883\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/karen-walker-drinking-from-the-bottle.gif\" alt=\"karen-walker-drinking-from-the-bottle\" width=\"500\" height=\"252\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>And Agatha has more bon mots where that came from. Malfoy comes in and Agatha grabs Francis Jr. and says, \"Sit by me, child. Beware that man's pitchfork and his tail.\"\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MdaeCpIqmA\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Malfoy whisks Pinky Ring to a party so she can watch him examine 17-year-old girls' teeth. She gets jealous, just like he planned. Oy vey, Pinky Ring, Francis JUST died!!! Sure, he was boring, but come on.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>In town, Ross and Demelza head to the banker's office to get things in order before Ross is taken to debtor's prison. But -- curveball -- Blondie anonymously bought his debt! She has a soul! Hurrah! (Although Ross does kind of deserve a jail sentence for his attitude at this point.)\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Ross and Demelza skip on over to Malfoy's to revel in their sudden good fortune:\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cstrong>Ross:\u003c/strong> \"I regret to say I am unable to give you the satisfaction...\"\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cstrong>Malfoy:\u003c/strong> \"Most unfortunate.\"\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cstrong>Ross:\u003c/strong> \"...of visiting me in prison. You'll have to make due with this.\"\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cstrong>Uncle:\u003c/strong> \"What is this foolery?\"\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cstrong>Ross:\u003c/strong> \"Repayment. In full. With interest.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cstrong>Malfoy & Uncle:\u003c/strong> \"....\"\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cstrong>Ross:\u003c/strong> \"We wish you both the compliments of the season.\"\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/tumblr_n72a4kJ01L1smcbm7o1_400.gif\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-44884\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/tumblr_n72a4kJ01L1smcbm7o1_400.gif\" alt=\"tumblr_n72a4kj01l1smcbm7o1_400\" width=\"320\" height=\"180\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Uncle freaks out in a major way, but Malfoy reassures him that he'll get revenge by marrying Ross' ex. You can have her, bro.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Cut to Pinky Ring's house, where she receives a care package from Malfoy. I'll let Agatha's eye roll speak on my behalf:\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>https://twitter.com/xcusemybeauty/status/792923043731345408\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Back at chez Ross, he wants to make amends for being such a jerk this past year. He gives Demelza sexy stockings and seductively helps her put them on. Then they have kinky sex.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>End scene.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cem>After every episode, it’s only right to reward characters who’ve impressed and diss the ones that haven’t, so here goes:\u003c/em>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cem>\u003cstrong>PIECE OF COAL:\u003c/strong>\u003c/em>\u003cstrong> Ross.\u003c/strong> It's going to take more than a pair of stockings and a roll in the hay to make up for all the crap he's been pulling.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cem>\u003cstrong>HONORABLE MENTION:\u003c/strong>\u003c/em>\u003cstrong> Demelza's Forgotten Dog. \u003c/strong>What ever happened to him? We haven't seen him for several episodes. Did a puddle murder him? I hope he's okay.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cem>\u003cstrong>BRONZE: \u003c/strong>\u003c/em>\u003cstrong>Demelza\u003c/strong>\u003cstrong>\u003cstrong>. \u003c/strong>\u003c/strong>If her singing career doesn't pan out, she should be a yoga teacher, 'cause she has mastered the art of breathing through other people's BS.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cstrong>\u003cem>SILVER: \u003c/em>Blondie.\u003c/strong>\u003cem> \u003c/em>She did good. Now, all she has to do is abstain from giving her opinion on the poor and there won't be any problems.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cstrong>\u003cem>GOLD:\u003c/em> Agatha. \u003c/strong>She coined a catchphrase (\"Fiddlesticks!\"), threw shade at Malfoy, served up a healthy dose of side-eye, and gave an impassioned speech about her favorite types of booze. No one else comes close.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Until next week! If you miss my thoughts on \u003cem>Poldark\u003c/em>, follow me on Twitter \u003ca href=\"https://twitter.com/xcusemybeauty\">@xcusemybeauty\u003c/a> or read all the \u003ca href=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/pop/tag/recaps/\">other recaps\u003c/a> below!\u003c/p>\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center\">\u003cem>\u003cstrong>More recaps:\u003c/strong>\u003c/em>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left\">\u003ca href=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/pop/2016/10/24/poldark-season-2-episode-4-recap-sink-or-swim/\">'Poldark' Season 2, Episode 4 Recap: Sink or Swim\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/pop/2016/10/17/poldark-season-2-episode-3-recap-miss-independent/\">'Poldark' Season 2, Episode 3 Recap: Miss Independent\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/pop/2016/10/02/poldark-season-2-episode-2-recap-you-dont-bring-me-flowers/\">'Poldark' Season 2, Episode 2 Recap: You Don't Bring Me Flowers\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/pop/2016/09/27/poldark-season-2-premiere-recap-court-and-spark/\">'Poldark' Season 2, Episode 1 Recap: Court and Spark\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/pop/2016/09/23/poldark-season-1-episode-4-recap-send-my-love-to-your-new-lover/\"> 'Poldark' Season 1, Episode 4 Recap: Send My Love to Your New Lover\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/pop/2016/09/21/poldark-season-1-episode-3-recap-oops-there-goes-my-shirt/\">‘Poldark’ Season 1, Episode 3 Recap: Oops, There Goes My Shirt\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/pop/2016/09/20/poldark-season-1-episode-2-recap-guns-and-ships-bang-bang/\">‘Poldark’ Season 1, Episode 2 Recap: Bang Bang\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>[ad floatright]\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/2016/09/19/poldark-season-1-premiere-recap-stayin-alive/\">‘Poldark’ Season 1 Premiere Recap: Stayin’ Alive\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\n",
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"content": "\u003cdiv class=\"post-body\">\u003cp>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/verity-poldark-side-eye.jpg\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-44489\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/verity-poldark-side-eye-800x441.jpg\" alt=\"verity-poldark-side-eye\" width=\"800\" height=\"441\" srcset=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/verity-poldark-side-eye-800x441.jpg 800w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/verity-poldark-side-eye-160x88.jpg 160w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/verity-poldark-side-eye-768x423.jpg 768w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/verity-poldark-side-eye-1020x562.jpg 1020w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/verity-poldark-side-eye-1180x650.jpg 1180w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/verity-poldark-side-eye-960x529.jpg 960w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/verity-poldark-side-eye-240x132.jpg 240w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/verity-poldark-side-eye-375x207.jpg 375w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/verity-poldark-side-eye-520x287.jpg 520w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/verity-poldark-side-eye.jpg 1680w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Ross and Pinky Ring have apparently been galloping around Cornwall twice a week. Pinky Ring says it's to keep her four-year-old son abreast of the state of the mine. Verity, Agatha, Demelza and anyone else with eyes knows these field trips are actually about Ross keeping himself abreast of Pinky Ring's breasts.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Across town, Malfoy and his uncle are really jazzed about sending Ross to debtor's prison for failing to pay his debts. Would modern day people spend this much time being evil, if we didn't have Netflix to distract us?\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>At the mine, Ross and Pinky Ring flirt and pretend that they're not going to ruin Demelza's life really soon. Francis Jr. is an awkward plus-one on this date:\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/poldark-elizabeth-kid.jpg\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-44490\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/poldark-elizabeth-kid-800x412.jpg\" alt=\"poldark-elizabeth-kid\" width=\"800\" height=\"412\" srcset=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/poldark-elizabeth-kid-800x412.jpg 800w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/poldark-elizabeth-kid-160x82.jpg 160w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/poldark-elizabeth-kid-768x396.jpg 768w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/poldark-elizabeth-kid-1020x525.jpg 1020w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/poldark-elizabeth-kid-1180x608.jpg 1180w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/poldark-elizabeth-kid-960x494.jpg 960w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/poldark-elizabeth-kid-240x124.jpg 240w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/poldark-elizabeth-kid-375x193.jpg 375w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/poldark-elizabeth-kid-520x268.jpg 520w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/poldark-elizabeth-kid.jpg 1229w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>On a beach, Doc finds a dead body (maybe from a shipwreck?). Before we can get any answers, Doc takes out a saw and starts cutting off the corpse's leg.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/publizity-wait-whet-gif.gif\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-44499\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/publizity-wait-whet-gif.gif\" alt=\"publizity-wait-whet-gif\" width=\"500\" height=\"280\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>At chez Ross, Demelza advises Ross to just ask one of his rich friends to help him stay out of debtor's prison. For the umpteenth time, Ross lets her know he doesn't value her opinion and hates when she talks.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Over at Doc's bachelor pad, he's putting his fingers all in the corpse's severed leg. Then he has an Oprah A-ha! Moment™. He uses what he learned from this exercise in anatomy to fix some random villager's wonky knee.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/britney-spears-huh.gif\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-44500\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/britney-spears-huh.gif\" alt=\"britney-spears-huh\" width=\"500\" height=\"377\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>In prison, Ross visits some random dude and says, \u003cem>I'm probably also going to be in jail pretty soon! LOL! \u003c/em>The prisoner tries to reason with him. Surely Ross can just sell his mine shares and avoid ruining his wife's life? Ross responds with,\u003cem> Nah, I prefer living in a constant state of chaos. And I haven't given a damn about my wife in months! LOL!\u003c/em>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>On his way home, he runs into Horace the Pug!!! Blondie's there too.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-the-pug-poldark.jpg\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-44501\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-the-pug-poldark-800x414.jpg\" alt=\"horace-the-pug-poldark\" width=\"800\" height=\"414\" srcset=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-the-pug-poldark-800x414.jpg 800w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-the-pug-poldark-160x83.jpg 160w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-the-pug-poldark-768x398.jpg 768w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-the-pug-poldark-1020x528.jpg 1020w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-the-pug-poldark-1180x611.jpg 1180w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-the-pug-poldark-960x497.jpg 960w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-the-pug-poldark-240x124.jpg 240w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-the-pug-poldark-375x194.jpg 375w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-the-pug-poldark-520x269.jpg 520w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-the-pug-poldark.jpg 1226w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Back at home, Doc tells Ross and Demelza about his huge crush on Blondie. (WE GET IT! GEEZ!) Then, Ross pretends Demelza doesn't exist and talks about how pointless life is, in light of how quickly you can drown in a puddle. Demelza looks at him like this for a really long time:\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-28-at-9.38.43-PM.png\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-44502\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-28-at-9.38.43-PM-800x447.png\" alt=\"screen-shot-2016-10-28-at-9-38-43-pm\" width=\"800\" height=\"447\" srcset=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-28-at-9.38.43-PM-800x447.png 800w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-28-at-9.38.43-PM-160x89.png 160w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-28-at-9.38.43-PM-768x429.png 768w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-28-at-9.38.43-PM-1020x569.png 1020w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-28-at-9.38.43-PM-1180x659.png 1180w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-28-at-9.38.43-PM-960x536.png 960w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-28-at-9.38.43-PM-240x134.png 240w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-28-at-9.38.43-PM-375x209.png 375w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-28-at-9.38.43-PM-520x290.png 520w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-28-at-9.38.43-PM.png 1229w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>I hate him, too, girl.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Over at Pinky Ring's house, Malfoy has returned to say evil things to Tarot Card Agatha's face. \"I think it's high time the coffin-maker started taking measurements, old hag.\"\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/how-dare-you-dance-moms-gif.gif\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-44503\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/how-dare-you-dance-moms-gif.gif\" alt=\"how-dare-you-dance-moms-gif\" width=\"400\" height=\"225\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Even if she was deaf, which she's not, she would probably be able to read lips pretty well. I cannot wait for whatever witchcraft she will use to murder this twerp.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>The reason for his visit: to give Pinky Ring some weird candy and remind her that she can pay off what Francis owed him via Visa, MasterCard, or preferably sexual favors.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>At chez Ross, Demelza tells Verity that the main pillar of a happy marriage is pretending to believe your husband isn't a cheating bastard.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Across town, Pinky Ring explains to her son that she plans to smile less around the house so that she doesn't get wrinkles. Her son is just old enough to realize she's lost it.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/poldark-elizabeth-tripping.jpg\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-44504\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/poldark-elizabeth-tripping-800x413.jpg\" alt=\"poldark-elizabeth-tripping\" width=\"800\" height=\"413\" srcset=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/poldark-elizabeth-tripping-800x413.jpg 800w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/poldark-elizabeth-tripping-160x83.jpg 160w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/poldark-elizabeth-tripping-768x396.jpg 768w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/poldark-elizabeth-tripping-1020x527.jpg 1020w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/poldark-elizabeth-tripping-1180x609.jpg 1180w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/poldark-elizabeth-tripping-960x496.jpg 960w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/poldark-elizabeth-tripping-240x124.jpg 240w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/poldark-elizabeth-tripping-375x194.jpg 375w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/poldark-elizabeth-tripping-520x268.jpg 520w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/poldark-elizabeth-tripping.jpg 1232w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>In a forest, Doc and Blondie make out next to a horse's butt. Again. This has become their thing.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-28-at-10.10.14-PM.png\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-44506\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-28-at-10.10.14-PM-800x444.png\" alt=\"screen-shot-2016-10-28-at-10-10-14-pm\" width=\"800\" height=\"444\" srcset=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-28-at-10.10.14-PM-800x444.png 800w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-28-at-10.10.14-PM-160x89.png 160w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-28-at-10.10.14-PM-768x426.png 768w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-28-at-10.10.14-PM-1020x566.png 1020w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-28-at-10.10.14-PM-1180x655.png 1180w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-28-at-10.10.14-PM-960x533.png 960w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-28-at-10.10.14-PM-672x372.png 672w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-28-at-10.10.14-PM-1038x576.png 1038w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-28-at-10.10.14-PM-240x133.png 240w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-28-at-10.10.14-PM-375x208.png 375w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-28-at-10.10.14-PM-520x289.png 520w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-28-at-10.10.14-PM.png 1230w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>They eventually unlock their lips long enough for Blondie to speak some truth about Demelza and the futility of marrying men: \"She seems to be universally adored. She's the sort of woman that all men desire, except her husband. So often happens; no great incentive for marriage.\"\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Just as I'm starting to like her, she goes back to her rich-people-rule-poor-people-drool routine. She thinks Doc's desire to help the needy is cute and all, but that he should move somewhere fancy and help \"his own kind\" instead. Making out next to horse butts seems fun, but surely they both realize their values are in such opposition that this could never work, right?\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Turns out they're still in the you're-so-hot-that-I-can't-recognize-any-of-your-obvious-flaws stage of their relationship. They celebrate their blissful ignorance by randomly racing each other on horseback (Blondie on side-saddle, of course, because she's not a harlot).\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Always full of terrible ideas, Ross comes up with a plan. More illegal trading + storing stolen goods at home = lots of money and zero jail time. Demelza is like, \u003cem>Um, I'm barely literate and terrible at math, but that equation makes no goddamn sense! Just ask your rich friends for help, you proud idiot!\u003c/em>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Then this amazing exchange, which I've been anticipating for so long, takes place:\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cstrong>Ross:\u003c/strong> \"Do I have your consent?\"\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cstrong>Demelza:\u003c/strong> \"YOU DARE TO ASK ME THAT, KNOWING VERY WELL YOU DO EXACTLY AS YOU PLEASE WITH OR WITHOUT MY SAY?!?\"\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Then she throws a rake at his face!\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/applause-gif.gif\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-44516\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/applause-gif.gif\" alt=\"applause-gif\" width=\"615\" height=\"295\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>I'm so very proud.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/proud-whitney-gif.gif\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-44517\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/proud-whitney-gif.gif\" alt=\"proud-whitney-gif\" width=\"400\" height=\"224\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>And things just get better with this close-up of Horace's face!\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace.jpg\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-44838\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-800x446.jpg\" alt=\"horace\" width=\"800\" height=\"446\" srcset=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-800x446.jpg 800w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-160x89.jpg 160w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-768x428.jpg 768w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-1020x568.jpg 1020w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-1180x657.jpg 1180w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-960x535.jpg 960w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-240x134.jpg 240w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-375x209.jpg 375w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-520x290.jpg 520w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace.jpg 1230w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>What's that, you say? I'm too obsessed with this magical pug? Tell it to my new socks:\u003c/p>\u003c/p>\u003c/div>",
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"content": "\u003cdiv class=\"post-body\">\u003cp>\n\u003cp>Across town, Malfoy is annoyed at his uncle for inviting a bunch of 17-year-old girls to their Christmas party. Never one to miss an opportunity to be disgusting, his uncle says: \"Prime breeding stock. You may examine their teeth, if you choose.\" Can we speed up the advent of feminism, pretty please? Absolutely not? Oh. Okay then.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>After another flirty hang with Pinky Ring, during which she complains about how her son isn't going to have as fat a trust fund as previously thought (#WhitePeopleProblems), Ross runs to his banker and tells him to sell a bunch of his mine shares and give all the money to Pinky Ring. The banker speaks for the audience at home:\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cstrong>Banker:\u003c/strong> \"You have your own wife and child to care for. Would it not seem that you value your cousin-in-law's comfort over hers?\"\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cstrong>Ross:\u003c/strong> \"[Demelza] is a miner's daughter. She has learned to survive. Pinky Ring is a gentlewoman.\"\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cstrong>Banker:\u003c/strong> \"And you're a mad man.\"\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Amen.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>At Blondie's house, Doc arrives after being summoned by her uncle. The interaction goes a little something like this:\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cstrong>Uncle:\u003c/strong> \u003cem>You better not have sex with my niece!\u003c/em>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cstrong>Doc:\u003c/strong>\u003cem> Sorry, but I'm definitely going to. Probably next to a horse's butt.\u003c/em>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cstrong>Uncle:\u003c/strong> \u003cem>Don't you dare!\u003c/em> \u003cem>I will cut off her inheritance!\u003c/em>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cstrong>Doc: \u003c/strong>\u003cem>Her trust fund is the most annoying part about her, so knock yourself out. Later!\u003c/em>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Elsewhere, Malfoy butters up Pinky Ring's mom, but who cares about that when Horace's the Pug's life partner just made his/her debut?\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-wife-poldark.jpg\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-44870\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-wife-poldark-800x449.jpg\" alt=\"horace-wife-poldark\" width=\"800\" height=\"449\" srcset=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-wife-poldark-800x449.jpg 800w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-wife-poldark-160x90.jpg 160w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-wife-poldark-768x431.jpg 768w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-wife-poldark-1020x572.jpg 1020w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-wife-poldark-1180x662.jpg 1180w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-wife-poldark-960x539.jpg 960w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-wife-poldark-240x135.jpg 240w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-wife-poldark-375x210.jpg 375w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-wife-poldark-520x292.jpg 520w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-wife-poldark.jpg 1226w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Over at Pinky Ring's house, Verity is taking off. She gives Francis Jr. a kiss, gives Pinky Ring a look and says,\u003cem> Try not to be a homewrecker. Okay, bye! \u003c/em>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Back at chez Ross, Ross and his criminal buddies dig a huge hole in the living room to store illegal goods. Demelza knew he wouldn't listen to her, even after she screamed and threw a rake at his face. She watches him make yet another idiotic decision and shoots daggers into his back.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/demelza-poldark-daggers-mad.jpg\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-44871\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/demelza-poldark-daggers-mad-800x446.jpg\" alt=\"demelza-poldark-daggers-mad\" width=\"800\" height=\"446\" srcset=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/demelza-poldark-daggers-mad-800x446.jpg 800w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/demelza-poldark-daggers-mad-160x89.jpg 160w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/demelza-poldark-daggers-mad-768x428.jpg 768w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/demelza-poldark-daggers-mad-1020x569.jpg 1020w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/demelza-poldark-daggers-mad-1180x658.jpg 1180w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/demelza-poldark-daggers-mad-960x535.jpg 960w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/demelza-poldark-daggers-mad-240x134.jpg 240w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/demelza-poldark-daggers-mad-375x209.jpg 375w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/demelza-poldark-daggers-mad-520x290.jpg 520w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/demelza-poldark-daggers-mad.jpg 1229w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>A bit later, some hot guy named Charlie shows up unannounced and sees the big hole in the living room. Judging by the sinister music, there's a 98% probability he's the Judas.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>That night, Ross takes off his shirt (I hate him so much these days, I don't even care to see his hairy chest anymore) and goes to bed in the brattiest way possible. His response to Demelza's touch:\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/mlfw1817-92393_-_animated_grump_rainbow_dash.gif\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter wp-image-44872 size-full\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/mlfw1817-92393_-_animated_grump_rainbow_dash.gif\" alt=\"mlfw1817-92393_-_animated_grump_rainbow_dash\" width=\"853\" height=\"480\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Whatever, dude.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>The next morning, he runs off to see Pinky Ring because duh. She just got a bunch of money from an anonymous person. Ross pretends it isn't him and then reminds her that he really wishes Demelza didn't exist:\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cstrong>Ross:\u003c/strong> \"I regret that the circumstances are such that I cannot take care of you as I might wish.\"\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cstrong>Pinky Ring:\u003c/strong> \"We both regret that, Ross.\"\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>And I regret that both of you haven't been murdered by a puddle yet.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Ross then makes out with her hand.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-30-at-6.59.26-PM.png\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-44874\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-30-at-6.59.26-PM-800x446.png\" alt=\"screen-shot-2016-10-30-at-6-59-26-pm\" width=\"800\" height=\"446\" srcset=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-30-at-6.59.26-PM-800x446.png 800w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-30-at-6.59.26-PM-160x89.png 160w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-30-at-6.59.26-PM-768x428.png 768w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-30-at-6.59.26-PM-1020x569.png 1020w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-30-at-6.59.26-PM-1180x658.png 1180w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-30-at-6.59.26-PM-960x535.png 960w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-30-at-6.59.26-PM-240x134.png 240w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-30-at-6.59.26-PM-375x209.png 375w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-30-at-6.59.26-PM-520x290.png 520w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-30-at-6.59.26-PM.png 1223w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/giphy-24.gif\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-44873\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/giphy-24.gif\" alt=\"giphy-24\" width=\"245\" height=\"160\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Fast forward a bit and it's Christmas! Maybe Ross will take a break from being the worst for one day? Yeah, no.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cstrong>Ross:\u003c/strong> \"War now seems inevitable.\"\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cstrong>Demelza:\u003c/strong> *rolls eyes and sighs* \"Merry Christmas, Ross.\"\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cstrong>Ross:\u003c/strong> \"Now we know our last hope is gone.\"\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cstrong>Demelza:\u003c/strong> \"Siri, remind me to draft up divorce papers.\"\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Okay, fine, she didn't actually say that last line, but a boy can dream.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Over at Pinky Ring's house, Agatha continues being the MVP of this entire show.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cstrong>Agatha:\u003c/strong> \"Rose water?! Do I require a fumigant?\"\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cstrong>Pinky Ring:\u003c/strong> \"No, aunt, but...\"\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cstrong>Agatha: \"\u003c/strong>Francis always knew what I liked. Brandy wine, port and canary, preferably all three!\"\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/karen-walker-drinking-from-the-bottle.gif\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-44883\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/karen-walker-drinking-from-the-bottle.gif\" alt=\"karen-walker-drinking-from-the-bottle\" width=\"500\" height=\"252\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>And Agatha has more bon mots where that came from. Malfoy comes in and Agatha grabs Francis Jr. and says, \"Sit by me, child. Beware that man's pitchfork and his tail.\"\u003c/p>\u003c/p>\u003cp>\u003cspan class='utils-parseShortcode-shortcodes-__youtubeShortcode__embedYoutube'>\n \u003cspan class='utils-parseShortcode-shortcodes-__youtubeShortcode__embedYoutubeInside'>\n \u003ciframe\n loading='lazy'\n class='utils-parseShortcode-shortcodes-__youtubeShortcode__youtubePlayer'\n type='text/html'\n src='//www.youtube.com/embed/8MdaeCpIqmA'\n title='//www.youtube.com/embed/8MdaeCpIqmA'\n allowfullscreen='true'\n style='border:0;'>\u003c/iframe>\n \u003c/span>\n \u003c/span>\u003c/p>\u003cp>\u003cp>Malfoy whisks Pinky Ring to a party so she can watch him examine 17-year-old girls' teeth. She gets jealous, just like he planned. Oy vey, Pinky Ring, Francis JUST died!!! Sure, he was boring, but come on.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>In town, Ross and Demelza head to the banker's office to get things in order before Ross is taken to debtor's prison. But -- curveball -- Blondie anonymously bought his debt! She has a soul! 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"content": "\u003cdiv class=\"post-body\">\u003cp>\n\u003cp>Back at chez Ross, he wants to make amends for being such a jerk this past year. He gives Demelza sexy stockings and seductively helps her put them on. Then they have kinky sex.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>End scene.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cem>After every episode, it’s only right to reward characters who’ve impressed and diss the ones that haven’t, so here goes:\u003c/em>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cem>\u003cstrong>PIECE OF COAL:\u003c/strong>\u003c/em>\u003cstrong> Ross.\u003c/strong> It's going to take more than a pair of stockings and a roll in the hay to make up for all the crap he's been pulling.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cem>\u003cstrong>HONORABLE MENTION:\u003c/strong>\u003c/em>\u003cstrong> Demelza's Forgotten Dog. \u003c/strong>What ever happened to him? We haven't seen him for several episodes. Did a puddle murder him? I hope he's okay.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cem>\u003cstrong>BRONZE: \u003c/strong>\u003c/em>\u003cstrong>Demelza\u003c/strong>\u003cstrong>\u003cstrong>. \u003c/strong>\u003c/strong>If her singing career doesn't pan out, she should be a yoga teacher, 'cause she has mastered the art of breathing through other people's BS.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cstrong>\u003cem>SILVER: \u003c/em>Blondie.\u003c/strong>\u003cem> \u003c/em>She did good. Now, all she has to do is abstain from giving her opinion on the poor and there won't be any problems.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cstrong>\u003cem>GOLD:\u003c/em> Agatha. \u003c/strong>She coined a catchphrase (\"Fiddlesticks!\"), threw shade at Malfoy, served up a healthy dose of side-eye, and gave an impassioned speech about her favorite types of booze. No one else comes close.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Until next week! If you miss my thoughts on \u003cem>Poldark\u003c/em>, follow me on Twitter \u003ca href=\"https://twitter.com/xcusemybeauty\">@xcusemybeauty\u003c/a> or read all the \u003ca href=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/pop/tag/recaps/\">other recaps\u003c/a> below!\u003c/p>\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center\">\u003cem>\u003cstrong>More recaps:\u003c/strong>\u003c/em>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left\">\u003ca href=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/pop/2016/10/24/poldark-season-2-episode-4-recap-sink-or-swim/\">'Poldark' Season 2, Episode 4 Recap: Sink or Swim\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/pop/2016/10/17/poldark-season-2-episode-3-recap-miss-independent/\">'Poldark' Season 2, Episode 3 Recap: Miss Independent\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/pop/2016/10/02/poldark-season-2-episode-2-recap-you-dont-bring-me-flowers/\">'Poldark' Season 2, Episode 2 Recap: You Don't Bring Me Flowers\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/pop/2016/09/27/poldark-season-2-premiere-recap-court-and-spark/\">'Poldark' Season 2, Episode 1 Recap: Court and Spark\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/pop/2016/09/23/poldark-season-1-episode-4-recap-send-my-love-to-your-new-lover/\"> 'Poldark' Season 1, Episode 4 Recap: Send My Love to Your New Lover\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/pop/2016/09/21/poldark-season-1-episode-3-recap-oops-there-goes-my-shirt/\">‘Poldark’ Season 1, Episode 3 Recap: Oops, There Goes My Shirt\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/pop/2016/09/20/poldark-season-1-episode-2-recap-guns-and-ships-bang-bang/\">‘Poldark’ Season 1, Episode 2 Recap: Bang Bang\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003c/p>\u003c/div>",
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"content": "\u003cp>\u003cem>Broad City\u003c/em> premiered on Comedy Central in January 2014, making overnight stars out of BFFs Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer. Since then, the comedy duo has given us so much -- three hilarious seasons, a \u003ca href=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/pop/2015/03/16/broad-city-keyboard-just-made-your-texts-way-more-exciting/\">texting keyboard app\u003c/a>, the \u003ca href=\"http://i.makeagif.com/media/3-20-2015/Xdyxd-.gif\">perfect rebuttal\u003c/a> to \"You should smile more,\" a \u003ca href=\"https://bunkr-private-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/4/1/b/41bca5fc-c665-4191-a967-098470dbc6a0_low.gif\">foolproof exit strategy\u003c/a>, and a \u003ca href=\"https://67.media.tumblr.com/28cd2690fda94e2b03f22089f455c614/tumblr_nkrxv5Vouy1qb9pa3o1_500.gif\">motto to live by\u003c/a>, to name just a few.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Like Nutella and banana, Abbi and Ilana are great either together or apart. While on hiatus from \u003cem>Broad City\u003c/em>, they've kept busy working on separate projects. On Saturday night, Abbi passed through San Francisco for a City Arts & Lectures event, hosted by Carrie Brownstein of Sleater-Kinney and \u003cem>Portlandia\u003c/em> fame, to talk about hers: an illustrated book titled \u003cem>Carry This Book\u003c/em>, which imagines what an assortment of famous and fictional people have in their bags.\u003c/p>\n\u003cfigure id=\"attachment_44840\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\" style=\"max-width: 800px\">\u003cimg class=\"size-full wp-image-44840\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/CarrieAbbi.jpg\" alt=\"Abbi Jacobsen and Carrie Brownstein at the Nourse Theater, Oct. 29, 2016.\" width=\"800\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/CarrieAbbi.jpg 800w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/CarrieAbbi-160x100.jpg 160w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/CarrieAbbi-768x480.jpg 768w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/CarrieAbbi-240x150.jpg 240w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/CarrieAbbi-375x234.jpg 375w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/CarrieAbbi-520x325.jpg 520w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\">\u003cfigcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Abbi Jacobsen and Carrie Brownstein at the Nourse Theater, Oct. 29, 2016. \u003ccite>(Liz Seward)\u003c/cite>\u003c/figcaption>\u003c/figure>\n\u003cp>Here are all the new things I learned about Abbi Jacobson and her work:\u003c/p>\n\u003cul>\n\u003cli>\u003cem>Carry This Book\u003c/em> was inspired by Tim O'Brien's \u003cem>The Things They Carried\u003c/em>, a collection of short stories about the Vietnam War. Abbi read it in middle school, and the way O'Brien defined each of his characters by their objects stuck with her.\u003c/li>\n\u003c/ul>\n\u003cul>\n\u003cli>The publishing company was too nervous about potential legal trouble to put Harry Potter in the book, but they took the risk with Donald Trump, which is a-OK with Abbi: \"I don't think there's anything in there that anyone would sue me for,\" she said, \"but Donald Trump just sues anyone for anything. That'd be awesome. That would be so crazy if he sued me for my illustrating book.\"\u003c/li>\n\u003c/ul>\n\u003cp>\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-44818\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/FullSizeRender-1020x798.jpg\" alt=\"fullsizerender\" width=\"426\" height=\"337\">\u003c/p>\n\u003cul>\n\u003cli>She insisted that mistakes she made while creating the book be kept in the final product, except for one: \"The one mistake that I had them fix because I was like, I can't, I'm a f-ing idiot; Hillary Rodham Clinton was spelled wrong. I left out the 'h' and they didn't catch it and I got the proofs back and I was like 'Rodam?!? You guys, pop me an 'h' from somewhere else in the book. We gotta drag it up in there.' They did, so now you know I'm a phony. 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Is it a men's toiletry bag?\"\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cstrong>Entire audience:\u003c/strong> \"YES!\"\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cstrong>Abbi:\u003c/strong> \"Woah!\"\u003c/p>\n\u003cul>\n\u003cli>The two shared another hilarious exchange about \u003cem>The Life‑Changing Magic of Tidying Up\u003c/em>, Marie Kondo's tutorial on how to get rid of junk you don't love:\u003c/li>\n\u003c/ul>\n\u003cp>\u003cstrong>Abbi:\u003c/strong> \"I read that book and I didn't really do it. That's why she's so rich. Everyone is like 'I read it. 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Visual art came first, as a sort of inheritance; everyone in her immediate family is an artist.\u003c/li>\n\u003c/ul>\n\u003cul>\n\u003cli>After receiving her degree in Fine Arts from Maryland Institute College of Art, Abbi was bitten by the acting bug. She moved to New York to take part in a two-year conservatory in an effort to become a dramatic actress. She lasted one week.\u003c/li>\n\u003c/ul>\n\u003cul>\n\u003cli>Her favorite \u003cem>Broad City\u003c/em> scene was improvised. Fans of the show might remember Ilana and Lincoln, played by Hannibal Buress, making out in a dentist's office. The plan was for Abbi to just awkwardly stand there. But Ilana flipped the script by trying to get Abbi in on the action. Abbi tapped into her improv training and responded with a \u003cem>Yes, and... 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While on hiatus from \u003cem>Broad City\u003c/em>, they've kept busy working on separate projects. 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"content": "\u003cp>With more than five decades of experience under his belt, longtime Bay Area entertainment journalist John Stanley has covered a wide array of stories from the realms of film, television and the stage. He began in 1961 as a pop culture reporter for the \u003cem>San Francisco Chronicle\u003c/em>, where he stayed for 33 years, interviewing some of the most legendary movie stars and personalities of the classic silver screen.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>But for generations of Bay Area horror and Sci-fi fans, he’s best known as a host of the late-night, cult favorite KTVU show \u003cem>Creature Features\u003c/em>, which ran in the mid-1970s through the mid-1980s.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Stanley will be sure to encounter fans of both these bodies of work this weekend when \u003ca href=\"http://www.thealiencon.com/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">he appears at the inaugural Alien Con in Santa Clara, this Friday, Oct. 28 through Sunday, Oct. 30\u003c/a>.\u003c/p>\n\u003cfigure id=\"attachment_12265628\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\" style=\"max-width: 920px\">\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/arts/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2016/10/920x920.jpg\">\u003cimg loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-12265628\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/arts/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2016/10/920x920.jpg\" alt=\"John Stanley (left) and Bob Wilkins on the set of 'Creature Features.'\" width=\"920\" height=\"631\" srcset=\"https://cdn.kqed.org/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2016/10/920x920.jpg 920w, https://cdn.kqed.org/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2016/10/920x920-160x110.jpg 160w, https://cdn.kqed.org/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2016/10/920x920-800x549.jpg 800w, https://cdn.kqed.org/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2016/10/920x920-768x527.jpg 768w, https://cdn.kqed.org/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2016/10/920x920-240x165.jpg 240w, https://cdn.kqed.org/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2016/10/920x920-375x257.jpg 375w, https://cdn.kqed.org/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2016/10/920x920-520x357.jpg 520w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 920px) 100vw, 920px\">\u003c/a>\u003cfigcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">John Stanley (left) and Bob Wilkins on the set of ‘Creature Features.’\u003c/figcaption>\u003c/figure>\n\u003cp>Though he’s been retired for quite a while, the 76-year-old writer hasn’t slowed down, continuing to write on a freelance basis. Earlier this year, he mined the wealth of his extensive newspaper career archive to publish a two-volume set of books featuring interviews with more than 70 famous funny men and women, titled \u003cem>The Funniest Comedy Icons of the 20th Century\u003c/em> (BearManor Media).\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>In the books, which provide a look into the bygone world of vintage Hollywood and showbiz, Stanley recounts chats with stars including Bob Hope, Bing Crosby, Lucile Ball, Joan Rivers, Woody Allen and more.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>[ad fullwidth]\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>“It amazes me sometimes that I collected all of that material,” says Stanley over the phone from his home in Pacifica. “It was wonderful to put them all together and update them a little bit, give them a fresh point of view.”\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Much of the material has never been published before — in his original assignments, Stanley worked with the space constraints of a print publication. But combing through his notes and interviews, he found a treasure trove of unused anecdotes from celebrities, including many who, despite being some of the most famous people on the planet at the time, were stunningly down-to-earth.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Bob Hope, for example, stands out as a particularly fond memory. Stanley recalls how a publicist brought Stanley to Hope’s front door, introduced the two, and then left, leaving them for a one-on-one talk and lunch.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>“One of the great moments was when he ran up the stairs [back into the house] and I followed him, and as I walked down the corridor I realized that the walls were covered with photographs of his USO tours,” says Stanley. “Him with generals MacArthur and Eisenhower, with four presidents. Bob then told me this very moving story.”\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Hope recounted a time during World War II in which he had entertained the troops just before a major invasion. Several weeks later he was visiting a military hospital when a few of the patients, wounded soldiers, looked over and remembered him from that particular show. Joyfully, they started chanting the name of the island where the show had taken place.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>“Bob said ‘That was the one and only time I visited a military hospital and I broke down. Tears were running down my face. I had to walk out of the ward; I had never done that. I recomposed myself out in the hallway, turned around, went back in, and acted like nothing had happened.’”\u003c/p>\n\u003cfigure id=\"attachment_12265630\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\" style=\"max-width: 679px\">\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/arts/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2016/10/Stanley-Skeleton.jpg\">\u003cimg loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-12265630\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/arts/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2016/10/Stanley-Skeleton.jpg\" alt=\"John Stanley\" width=\"679\" height=\"1076\" srcset=\"https://cdn.kqed.org/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2016/10/Stanley-Skeleton.jpg 679w, https://cdn.kqed.org/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2016/10/Stanley-Skeleton-160x254.jpg 160w, https://cdn.kqed.org/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2016/10/Stanley-Skeleton-240x380.jpg 240w, https://cdn.kqed.org/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2016/10/Stanley-Skeleton-375x594.jpg 375w, https://cdn.kqed.org/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2016/10/Stanley-Skeleton-520x824.jpg 520w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 679px) 100vw, 679px\">\u003c/a>\u003cfigcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">John Stanley. \u003ccite>(Courtesy of John Stanley)\u003c/cite>\u003c/figcaption>\u003c/figure>\n\u003cp>Another chapter details some of the challenges of dealing with celebrities that didn’t want to conform to the standard interview process. In 1967, Stanley was assigned to interview Woody Allen at the Hungry I in San Francisco’s North Beach — but things didn’t go quite as planned.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>“He steps up to the bar and bluntly, flat-out tells me he does not want to do an interview with me,” remembers Stanley. “But then he says to come back the next night and that he’ll have something for me. In all my years of doing celebrity interviews, I’ve never encountered a moment like this one.”\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>When Stanley returned the next night, Allen gave him a “manifesto” — which turned into a comedic, rambling article that the journalist brought when he met with his editor the next day. The two discussed it, shrugged their shoulders, and decided to publish it in place of a standard interview.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>While the celebrity stories from his \u003cem>Chronicle\u003c/em> career might seem impressive, he’s got a bona fide fan base from his \u003cem>Creature Features\u003c/em> days.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Picking up on that fandom, the show’s producers are planning a comeback. On the evening of Saturday, Oct. 29, North Bay TV (a local broadcast station) will air \u003cem>Watch Horror Films, Keep America Strong\u003c/em>, a documentary about the show. It will also premiere a new version of \u003cem>Creature Features\u003c/em>, starring Stanley as a special guest in the first episode.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnCFstKR0Dw\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>“When those who used to watch \u003cem>Creature Features\u003c/em> see it again, they are suddenly transported back through time — it’s like looking through an old photo album or reliving happy moments from one’s adolescence,” says Stanley of the show’s fans.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>“It’s amazing. It’s like a corpse that never quite dies,” he says with a laugh, finding the Halloween-appropriate analogy. “It just keeps shambling through another decade of your life.”\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cimg loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/arts/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2016/09/Q.Logo_.Break_-800x78.jpg\" alt=\"Q.Logo.Break\" width=\"800\" height=\"78\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-12127869\" srcset=\"https://cdn.kqed.org/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2016/09/Q.Logo_.Break_.jpg 800w, https://cdn.kqed.org/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2016/09/Q.Logo_.Break_-400x39.jpg 400w, https://cdn.kqed.org/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2016/09/Q.Logo_.Break_-768x75.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\">\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cem>\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000\">John Stanley appears at Alien Con this weekend, Oct. 28 through Oct. 30, at the Santa Clara Convention Center. \u003ca href=\"https://www.thealiencon.com/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">More info and tickets ($45 – $50) here\u003c/a>. \u003c/span>\u003c/em>\u003c/p>\n\n",
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Stanley recalls how a publicist brought Stanley to Hope’s front door, introduced the two, and then left, leaving them for a one-on-one talk and lunch.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>“One of the great moments was when he ran up the stairs [back into the house] and I followed him, and as I walked down the corridor I realized that the walls were covered with photographs of his USO tours,” says Stanley. “Him with generals MacArthur and Eisenhower, with four presidents. Bob then told me this very moving story.”\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Hope recounted a time during World War II in which he had entertained the troops just before a major invasion. Several weeks later he was visiting a military hospital when a few of the patients, wounded soldiers, looked over and remembered him from that particular show. Joyfully, they started chanting the name of the island where the show had taken place.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>“Bob said ‘That was the one and only time I visited a military hospital and I broke down. Tears were running down my face. I had to walk out of the ward; I had never done that. I recomposed myself out in the hallway, turned around, went back in, and acted like nothing had happened.’”\u003c/p>\n\u003cfigure id=\"attachment_12265630\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\" style=\"max-width: 679px\">\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/arts/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2016/10/Stanley-Skeleton.jpg\">\u003cimg loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-12265630\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/arts/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2016/10/Stanley-Skeleton.jpg\" alt=\"John Stanley\" width=\"679\" height=\"1076\" srcset=\"https://cdn.kqed.org/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2016/10/Stanley-Skeleton.jpg 679w, https://cdn.kqed.org/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2016/10/Stanley-Skeleton-160x254.jpg 160w, https://cdn.kqed.org/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2016/10/Stanley-Skeleton-240x380.jpg 240w, https://cdn.kqed.org/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2016/10/Stanley-Skeleton-375x594.jpg 375w, https://cdn.kqed.org/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2016/10/Stanley-Skeleton-520x824.jpg 520w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 679px) 100vw, 679px\">\u003c/a>\u003cfigcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">John Stanley. \u003ccite>(Courtesy of John Stanley)\u003c/cite>\u003c/figcaption>\u003c/figure>\n\u003cp>Another chapter details some of the challenges of dealing with celebrities that didn’t want to conform to the standard interview process. In 1967, Stanley was assigned to interview Woody Allen at the Hungry I in San Francisco’s North Beach — but things didn’t go quite as planned.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>“He steps up to the bar and bluntly, flat-out tells me he does not want to do an interview with me,” remembers Stanley. “But then he says to come back the next night and that he’ll have something for me. In all my years of doing celebrity interviews, I’ve never encountered a moment like this one.”\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>When Stanley returned the next night, Allen gave him a “manifesto” — which turned into a comedic, rambling article that the journalist brought when he met with his editor the next day. The two discussed it, shrugged their shoulders, and decided to publish it in place of a standard interview.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>While the celebrity stories from his \u003cem>Chronicle\u003c/em> career might seem impressive, he’s got a bona fide fan base from his \u003cem>Creature Features\u003c/em> days.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Picking up on that fandom, the show’s producers are planning a comeback. On the evening of Saturday, Oct. 29, North Bay TV (a local broadcast station) will air \u003cem>Watch Horror Films, Keep America Strong\u003c/em>, a documentary about the show. 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"content": "\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/pop/2016/10/17/poldark-season-2-episode-3-recap-miss-independent/\">Last time on \u003cem>Poldark\u003c/em>\u003c/a>, Malfoy almost gouged Ross' eyes out with his thumbs, Demelza almost gave birth in a boat, and an assortment of boring mining things happened. Will Ross call up his buddy Suge Knight and have Malfoy killed once and for all? Will Demelza finally surprise drop the album she's been working on? Will a witch transform Horace the Pug into a really hot dude that I can marry? Only one way to find out! On with the show!\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>It's not an afternoon in Cornwall if a poor person isn't being arrested. This time, it's a dude named Ted. Someone within his inner circle betrayed him. It could literally be anyone because 99% of the denizens of this county are the worst. (\u003cem>Infuriating historical side note:\u003c/em> The prick who finked on Anne Frank and co. was never discovered or persecuted. Karma is a myth.)\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Over at chez Ross, Demelza and Ross' brand new son is already walking, so some time has passed between episodes. Enough time for Ross to have gotten over his man baby antics? Ha! Nope! He's still doing his \u003cem>You can't tell me what to do! You're not my mom!\u003c/em> bit with Demelza. This time, they're arguing over whether it's a good idea for Ross to attend Ted's trial, considering that he's part of the same illegal trading #squad. Ross basically plugs his ears and says\u003cem> La la la, I can't hear you!\u003c/em> \u003cem>I'm going and that's that! I do what I want!\u003c/em>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Across town, Blondie is back after a year in London. The only reason I care is that she brought Horace the Pug with her. He seems to be in good spirits! And he's craving some marzipan. Aw, never change, dream pup!\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-the-pug-again.jpg\">\u003cimg class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-43355\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-the-pug-again-800x446.jpg\" alt=\"horace-the-pug-again\" width=\"800\" height=\"446\" srcset=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-the-pug-again-800x446.jpg 800w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-the-pug-again-160x89.jpg 160w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-the-pug-again-768x428.jpg 768w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-the-pug-again-1020x569.jpg 1020w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-the-pug-again-1180x658.jpg 1180w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-the-pug-again-960x535.jpg 960w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-the-pug-again-240x134.jpg 240w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-the-pug-again-375x209.jpg 375w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-the-pug-again-520x290.jpg 520w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-the-pug-again.jpg 1678w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>[ad fullwidth]\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Oh, and, in case you care, Blondie's uncle is annoyed at Parliament Wannabe for not being able to seal the deal in getting Blondie to agree to marriage. What don't these men understand? A human husband is completely unnecessary when the canine variety is way cuter and far more loyal.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Over at Pinky Ring's house, Tarot Card Agatha has a chronic cough. Nooo! Don't you dare leave me alone with these people, you wonderful broad. If the Dowager Countess can defy science and survive long enough to be in every \u003cem>Downton Abbey\u003c/em> episode, so can you!\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>It's time for Ted's trial because the town gallows aren't going to fill themselves. The judge wants to sentence Ted to death because why not? But -- plot twist -- Backstabber Cousin is randomly a magistrate and urges the judge to have some chill. The judge is convinced (probably due in part to the cute little wig Backstabber Cousin is wearing) and only sentences Ted to three months of hard labor, which is basically summer camp to these people.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>In the center of town, Doc runs into a Horace-less Blondie. She's surprised all the voodoo dolls she's made in his likeness haven't had any effect on him. Someone please find a working time machine and send this girl a copy of \u003cem>He's Just Not That Into You. \u003c/em>She needs it so desperately.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Having heard about Tarot Card Agatha's ailment, Verity decides to come stay for a while. Tarot Card Agatha and I are both super stoked to have her back.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-22-at-10.42.42-PM.png\">\u003cimg class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-43357\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-22-at-10.42.42-PM-800x448.png\" alt=\"Screen Shot 2016-10-22 at 10.42.42 PM\" width=\"800\" height=\"448\" srcset=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-22-at-10.42.42-PM-800x448.png 800w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-22-at-10.42.42-PM-160x90.png 160w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-22-at-10.42.42-PM-768x430.png 768w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-22-at-10.42.42-PM-1020x571.png 1020w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-22-at-10.42.42-PM-1180x660.png 1180w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-22-at-10.42.42-PM-960x537.png 960w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-22-at-10.42.42-PM-240x134.png 240w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-22-at-10.42.42-PM-375x210.png 375w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-22-at-10.42.42-PM-520x291.png 520w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-22-at-10.42.42-PM.png 1680w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Across town, Malfoy's uncle is snorting drugs. He's also plotting a new evil scheme. The sky is blue. (Or overcast, I guess, since this is Cornwall.)\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>That night, Blondie's uncle is throwing a rave to announce Blondie's engagement. Before everyone adorns themselves in glow-in-the-dark accessories and engages in whatever the 1785 version of twerking is, dinner is served. For some reason, all the couples are split up. Demelza has to deal with being bookended by Blondie's slobbering uncle and Ross' slobbering bestie from the war (who apparently doesn't own any regular clothes because he's always wearing the same uniform).\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Meanwhile, Ross is seated next to his ex, Pinky Ring. They don't waste any time bringing up how they both wish they could have sex with each other. All of a sudden, Pinky Ring is really into polyamory: \"Can not a woman love two men? Can not a man love two women?\"\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRWnIYaj6uk\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>After dinner, Blondie trolls Parliament Wannabe so hard that he runs away from the party. No one is bothered in the least that the engagement party is missing an engagement. Ross, Demelza, Backstabber Cousin and Pinky Ring all engage in a do-si-do type of dance, which involves wife swapping. Pinky Ring's poly fantasies are one step closer to coming true.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>The next day, a fight breaks out in the mine. The workers are accusing some dude named Nick of being the betrayer. Ross gets involved because that's what he loves most in the world. Apparently, Nick has a history of being a terrible human being. Remember Jim from season 1, who got thrown in jail for poaching and died of typhus before he could meet his own baby? Yeah, that was this guy's fault. And remember when Ross was on trial and was almost sentenced to death? This guy took money from Malfoy to testify against him. So, um, why did this fight take this long to happen? KILL HIM!\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Ross just might because Nick calls him a poser and says that having sex with a \"scullery maid\" doesn't equate to knowing the first thing about the poor man's struggle. Ross promptly head butts him and then punches him in the face.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/bHbqoou.gif\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-43554\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/bHbqoou.gif\" alt=\"bHbqoou\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Across town, Malfoy is practicing his best \u003cem>Mortal Kombat\u003c/em> moves in heels again. His uncle interrupts by unveiling his latest scheme: he managed to buy a promissory note that says Ross owes £1,000. They will now use this to ruin our curly-haired hero. Here we go again... This town needs a movie theater or a bowling alley or something. Idle hands and what not.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Malfoy runs over to Pinky Ring's house with yet another proposition: he won't do anything evil with the promissory note, if she becomes \"friends\" with him. That's code for third base, if not a homer. She says she'll think about it, especially now that she's poly.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>On his way out, Malfoy runs into Tarot Card Agatha, who doesn't waste any time talking smack about how she's disliked him and his terrible clothes since he was a boy. Go in, Agatha, go in!\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Believing she's deaf, Malfoy says truly evil things right to her face: \"There should be a law to kill off old crones. If you were the last of the Poldarks, I'd do it myself. I hope when I next call you'll be six feet below.\"\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>WOW. You can try to kill off Ross all you want, but going after my girl, Agatha? NOPE.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/trying-to-piss-me-off-mission-dance-moms.gif\">\u003cimg class=\"size-full wp-image-43530 aligncenter\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/trying-to-piss-me-off-mission-dance-moms.gif\" alt=\"trying to piss me off mission dance moms\" width=\"400\" height=\"225\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Over at chez Ross, his bestie from the war drops in on Demelza. He basically says, \u003cem>Ross headbutted this dude, which makes it plainly obvious he's tied up in this illegal trading stuff. Make him stop or I will have to hang him. Cool? Cool. By the way, this tea is amazing. Bengal spice?\u003c/em>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>In town, Doc runs into Blondie again. OMG, JUST MAKE OUT ALREADY. He tries walking right past her, but she stops him in his tracks by apologizing for hoping poor people die and all that jazz. He promptly forgets that she has no soul and confesses his love for her because she's pretty. Or maybe it's because shacking up with her means playing with Horace the Pug any time he wants. The second reason is totally valid.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Back at Demelza's, Ross blames her for the War BFF's visit. Surely it's her flirting that keeps him coming around and not all of his illegal troublemaking.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/why-are-boys-such-jerks-gif.gif\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-43534\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/why-are-boys-such-jerks-gif.gif\" alt=\"why are boys such jerks gif\" width=\"500\" height=\"278\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Across town, Backstabber Cousin finds out about Malfoy's visit and heads off to make amends or confront him or something. No one is paying attention to Tarot Card Agatha, who says: \"Wished me dead, he did. Called me old crone. BIG mistake!\"\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/xtina-excited-gif.gif\">\u003cimg class=\"size-full wp-image-43531 aligncenter\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/xtina-excited-gif.gif\" alt=\"xtina excited gif\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/stevie-family-guy-excited-gif.gif\">\u003cimg class=\"size-medium wp-image-43533 aligncenter\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/stevie-family-guy-excited-gif.gif\" alt=\"stevie family guy excited gif\" width=\"480\" height=\"320\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/sailor-moon-excited-gif.gif\">\u003cimg class=\"size-medium wp-image-43532 aligncenter\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/sailor-moon-excited-gif.gif\" alt=\"sailor moon excited gif\" width=\"500\" height=\"391\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Backstabber Cousin drops in on Malfoy and uses a lot of words, including the term \"noxiousness,\" to get a simple message across: \u003cem>We are never ever ever getting back together. I hope you die. Later!\u003c/em>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Back at chez Ross, things are VERY WEIRD. Despite the fact that he just accused Demelza of being a flirty floozy, she's giving him a sponge bath. Ross keeps bobbing up and down and making I'm-getting-an-underwater-hand-job faces.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-23-at-10.53.13-PM.png\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-43535\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-23-at-10.53.13-PM-800x445.png\" alt=\"Screen Shot 2016-10-23 at 10.53.13 PM\" width=\"800\" height=\"445\" srcset=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-23-at-10.53.13-PM-800x445.png 800w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-23-at-10.53.13-PM-160x89.png 160w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-23-at-10.53.13-PM-768x427.png 768w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-23-at-10.53.13-PM-1020x567.png 1020w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-23-at-10.53.13-PM-1180x656.png 1180w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-23-at-10.53.13-PM-960x534.png 960w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-23-at-10.53.13-PM-1038x576.png 1038w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-23-at-10.53.13-PM-240x133.png 240w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-23-at-10.53.13-PM-375x208.png 375w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-23-at-10.53.13-PM-520x289.png 520w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-23-at-10.53.13-PM.png 1659w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-23-at-10.51.37-PM.png\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-43536\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-23-at-10.51.37-PM-800x441.png\" alt=\"Screen Shot 2016-10-23 at 10.51.37 PM\" width=\"800\" height=\"441\" srcset=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-23-at-10.51.37-PM-800x441.png 800w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-23-at-10.51.37-PM-160x88.png 160w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-23-at-10.51.37-PM-768x423.png 768w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-23-at-10.51.37-PM-1020x562.png 1020w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-23-at-10.51.37-PM-1180x650.png 1180w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-23-at-10.51.37-PM-960x529.png 960w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-23-at-10.51.37-PM-240x132.png 240w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-23-at-10.51.37-PM-375x207.png 375w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-23-at-10.51.37-PM-520x286.png 520w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-23-at-10.51.37-PM.png 1674w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Good for him, I guess.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>He's not the only one getting it on. In a forest, Doc meets up with Blondie. He confesses to being socially awkward and she's like, \u003cem>OMG, me too!\u003c/em> Then they make out next to a horse's butt.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-23-at-11.06.30-PM.png\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-43537\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-23-at-11.06.30-PM-800x444.png\" alt=\"Screen Shot 2016-10-23 at 11.06.30 PM\" width=\"800\" height=\"444\" srcset=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-23-at-11.06.30-PM-800x444.png 800w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-23-at-11.06.30-PM-160x89.png 160w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-23-at-11.06.30-PM-768x427.png 768w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-23-at-11.06.30-PM-1020x566.png 1020w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-23-at-11.06.30-PM-1180x655.png 1180w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-23-at-11.06.30-PM-960x533.png 960w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-23-at-11.06.30-PM-672x372.png 672w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-23-at-11.06.30-PM-1038x576.png 1038w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-23-at-11.06.30-PM-240x133.png 240w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-23-at-11.06.30-PM-375x208.png 375w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-23-at-11.06.30-PM-520x289.png 520w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-23-at-11.06.30-PM.png 1680w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Early the next morning, Backstabber Cousin tenderly caresses a sleeping Pinky Ring. Their son wakes up and Backstabber Cousin says, \"I'll be home in time to read you a story.\" Hmm. That sure seems like when a character in a horror movie says they'll be right back and then they get butchered. Is he really about to get killed off?! Oh, boy, now I feel bad about all the jokes I've made at his expense.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Backstabber Cousin, who I will now call by his real name Francis, heads to the mine and thinks he's found copper! So he hurries over to Ross' to tell him the good news and at long last get his cousin's approval. Ross isn't home though, but Demelza is. Francis delivers a touching speech about how she shouldn't be so hard on herself and how she's just as good as Pinky Ring and Ross is lucky to have found her. Okay, yeah, he's definitely going to die today.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Over at Pinky Ring's, Doc has diagnosed Tarot Card Agatha's ailment. Turns out she was just faking to get Verity to come back. So many tricks up her octogenarian sleeve! When confronted, Agatha is like, \u003cem>Okay, you got me! I really like slumber parties and will do or say whatever I need to do or say to arrange one! Sue me! Oh, and P.S. my tarot cards say something really F-ed up is about to happen.\u003c/em> No one believes her.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Down in the mine, Francis finds evidence of copper. He traces it on the wall and follows it deeper and deeper into the mine until he falls into a random puddle just like last season, only this time Ross isn't there to help fish him out.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Above ground, Ross finds out about Malfoy's latest attempt at ruining him. He must repay the loan in full or risk debtor's prison. Before he and Demelza can properly freak out, news that Francis is missing reaches them.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>They rush to the mine and find Francis' hat and jacket. Ross rushes down there and calls out for him. Francis hears Ross' voice and remembers a time when they were boys and Ross saved him from drowning in the sea. Francis hallucinates that Ross is there again to save him. He reaches out to grab his hand. But no one is there.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Ross soon finds Francis, but it's too late. \"Why the hell didn't you learn to swim?!\" Valid question, but cut the guy some slack; he's dead.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Cut to the funeral. Ross holds a sobbing Pinky Ring, while Demelza watches and thinks, \u003cem>FML, now they're definitely going to have sex.\u003c/em>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>End scene.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cem>After every episode, it’s only right to reward characters who’ve impressed and diss the ones that haven’t, so here goes:\u003c/em>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cem>\u003cstrong>PIECE OF COAL:\u003c/strong>\u003c/em>\u003cstrong> H20.\u003c/strong> Yes, we need it to survive and all, but it killed Francis. Very uncool move.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cem>\u003cstrong>HONORABLE MENTION:\u003c/strong>\u003c/em>\u003cstrong> Horace the Pug.\u003c/strong> I hope he got his marzipan.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cem>\u003cstrong>BRONZE: \u003c/strong>\u003c/em>\u003cstrong>Demelza\u003c/strong>\u003cstrong>\u003cstrong>. \u003c/strong>\u003c/strong>Homegirl needs some sage in her life. Someone definitely has cursed her. Her dad abused her for years, her baby died, her husband gets less hot and meaner every day, and she almost had to give birth in a boat! Can she catch a break already? Or at least get a 15-minute deep tissue massage?\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cem>\u003cstrong>SILVER: \u003c/strong>\u003c/em>\u003cstrong>\u003cstrong>Tarot Card Agatha\u003c/strong>\u003c/strong>. Pretending to be hard of hearing so you get all \u003ca href=\"http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tea\">the tea\u003c/a>. Genius!\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cstrong>\u003cem>GOLD:\u003c/em> Francis. \u003c/strong>I feel bad for making fun of him so much and calling him Backstabber Cousin for weeks. He deserved a fair amount of my jokes, but he didn't deserve to drown in a puddle.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Until next week! If you miss my thoughts on \u003cem>Poldark\u003c/em>, follow me on Twitter \u003ca href=\"https://twitter.com/xcusemybeauty\">@xcusemybeauty\u003c/a> or read all the \u003ca href=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/pop/tag/recaps/\">other recaps\u003c/a> below!\u003c/p>\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center\">\u003cem>\u003cstrong>More recaps:\u003c/strong>\u003c/em>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/pop/2016/10/17/poldark-season-2-episode-3-recap-miss-independent/\">'Poldark' Season 2, Episode 3 Recap: Miss Independent\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/pop/2016/10/02/poldark-season-2-episode-2-recap-you-dont-bring-me-flowers/\">'Poldark' Season 2, Episode 2 Recap: You Don't Bring Me Flowers\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/pop/2016/09/27/poldark-season-2-premiere-recap-court-and-spark/\">'Poldark' Season 2, Episode 1 Recap: Court and Spark\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/pop/2016/09/23/poldark-season-1-episode-4-recap-send-my-love-to-your-new-lover/\"> 'Poldark' Season 1, Episode 4 Recap: Send My Love to Your New Lover\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/pop/2016/09/21/poldark-season-1-episode-3-recap-oops-there-goes-my-shirt/\">‘Poldark’ Season 1, Episode 3 Recap: Oops, There Goes My Shirt\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/pop/2016/09/20/poldark-season-1-episode-2-recap-guns-and-ships-bang-bang/\">‘Poldark’ Season 1, Episode 2 Recap: Bang Bang\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>[ad floatright]\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/2016/09/19/poldark-season-1-premiere-recap-stayin-alive/\">‘Poldark’ Season 1 Premiere Recap: Stayin’ Alive\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\n",
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"content": "\u003cdiv class=\"post-body\">\u003cp>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Oh, and, in case you care, Blondie's uncle is annoyed at Parliament Wannabe for not being able to seal the deal in getting Blondie to agree to marriage. What don't these men understand? A human husband is completely unnecessary when the canine variety is way cuter and far more loyal.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Over at Pinky Ring's house, Tarot Card Agatha has a chronic cough. Nooo! Don't you dare leave me alone with these people, you wonderful broad. If the Dowager Countess can defy science and survive long enough to be in every \u003cem>Downton Abbey\u003c/em> episode, so can you!\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>It's time for Ted's trial because the town gallows aren't going to fill themselves. The judge wants to sentence Ted to death because why not? But -- plot twist -- Backstabber Cousin is randomly a magistrate and urges the judge to have some chill. The judge is convinced (probably due in part to the cute little wig Backstabber Cousin is wearing) and only sentences Ted to three months of hard labor, which is basically summer camp to these people.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>In the center of town, Doc runs into a Horace-less Blondie. She's surprised all the voodoo dolls she's made in his likeness haven't had any effect on him. Someone please find a working time machine and send this girl a copy of \u003cem>He's Just Not That Into You. \u003c/em>She needs it so desperately.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Having heard about Tarot Card Agatha's ailment, Verity decides to come stay for a while. Tarot Card Agatha and I are both super stoked to have her back.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-22-at-10.42.42-PM.png\">\u003cimg class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-43357\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-22-at-10.42.42-PM-800x448.png\" alt=\"Screen Shot 2016-10-22 at 10.42.42 PM\" width=\"800\" height=\"448\" srcset=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-22-at-10.42.42-PM-800x448.png 800w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-22-at-10.42.42-PM-160x90.png 160w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-22-at-10.42.42-PM-768x430.png 768w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-22-at-10.42.42-PM-1020x571.png 1020w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-22-at-10.42.42-PM-1180x660.png 1180w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-22-at-10.42.42-PM-960x537.png 960w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-22-at-10.42.42-PM-240x134.png 240w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-22-at-10.42.42-PM-375x210.png 375w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-22-at-10.42.42-PM-520x291.png 520w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-22-at-10.42.42-PM.png 1680w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Across town, Malfoy's uncle is snorting drugs. He's also plotting a new evil scheme. The sky is blue. (Or overcast, I guess, since this is Cornwall.)\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>That night, Blondie's uncle is throwing a rave to announce Blondie's engagement. Before everyone adorns themselves in glow-in-the-dark accessories and engages in whatever the 1785 version of twerking is, dinner is served. For some reason, all the couples are split up. Demelza has to deal with being bookended by Blondie's slobbering uncle and Ross' slobbering bestie from the war (who apparently doesn't own any regular clothes because he's always wearing the same uniform).\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Meanwhile, Ross is seated next to his ex, Pinky Ring. They don't waste any time bringing up how they both wish they could have sex with each other. All of a sudden, Pinky Ring is really into polyamory: \"Can not a woman love two men? Can not a man love two women?\"\u003c/p>\u003c/p>\u003cp>\u003cspan class='utils-parseShortcode-shortcodes-__youtubeShortcode__embedYoutube'>\n \u003cspan class='utils-parseShortcode-shortcodes-__youtubeShortcode__embedYoutubeInside'>\n \u003ciframe\n loading='lazy'\n class='utils-parseShortcode-shortcodes-__youtubeShortcode__youtubePlayer'\n type='text/html'\n src='//www.youtube.com/embed/yRWnIYaj6uk'\n title='//www.youtube.com/embed/yRWnIYaj6uk'\n allowfullscreen='true'\n style='border:0;'>\u003c/iframe>\n \u003c/span>\n \u003c/span>\u003c/p>\u003cp>\u003cp>After dinner, Blondie trolls Parliament Wannabe so hard that he runs away from the party. No one is bothered in the least that the engagement party is missing an engagement. Ross, Demelza, Backstabber Cousin and Pinky Ring all engage in a do-si-do type of dance, which involves wife swapping. Pinky Ring's poly fantasies are one step closer to coming true.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>The next day, a fight breaks out in the mine. The workers are accusing some dude named Nick of being the betrayer. Ross gets involved because that's what he loves most in the world. Apparently, Nick has a history of being a terrible human being. Remember Jim from season 1, who got thrown in jail for poaching and died of typhus before he could meet his own baby? Yeah, that was this guy's fault. And remember when Ross was on trial and was almost sentenced to death? This guy took money from Malfoy to testify against him. So, um, why did this fight take this long to happen? KILL HIM!\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Ross just might because Nick calls him a poser and says that having sex with a \"scullery maid\" doesn't equate to knowing the first thing about the poor man's struggle. Ross promptly head butts him and then punches him in the face.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/bHbqoou.gif\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-43554\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/bHbqoou.gif\" alt=\"bHbqoou\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Across town, Malfoy is practicing his best \u003cem>Mortal Kombat\u003c/em> moves in heels again. His uncle interrupts by unveiling his latest scheme: he managed to buy a promissory note that says Ross owes £1,000. They will now use this to ruin our curly-haired hero. Here we go again... This town needs a movie theater or a bowling alley or something. Idle hands and what not.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Malfoy runs over to Pinky Ring's house with yet another proposition: he won't do anything evil with the promissory note, if she becomes \"friends\" with him. That's code for third base, if not a homer. She says she'll think about it, especially now that she's poly.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>On his way out, Malfoy runs into Tarot Card Agatha, who doesn't waste any time talking smack about how she's disliked him and his terrible clothes since he was a boy. Go in, Agatha, go in!\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Believing she's deaf, Malfoy says truly evil things right to her face: \"There should be a law to kill off old crones. If you were the last of the Poldarks, I'd do it myself. I hope when I next call you'll be six feet below.\"\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>WOW. You can try to kill off Ross all you want, but going after my girl, Agatha? NOPE.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/trying-to-piss-me-off-mission-dance-moms.gif\">\u003cimg class=\"size-full wp-image-43530 aligncenter\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/trying-to-piss-me-off-mission-dance-moms.gif\" alt=\"trying to piss me off mission dance moms\" width=\"400\" height=\"225\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Over at chez Ross, his bestie from the war drops in on Demelza. He basically says, \u003cem>Ross headbutted this dude, which makes it plainly obvious he's tied up in this illegal trading stuff. Make him stop or I will have to hang him. Cool? Cool. By the way, this tea is amazing. Bengal spice?\u003c/em>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>In town, Doc runs into Blondie again. OMG, JUST MAKE OUT ALREADY. He tries walking right past her, but she stops him in his tracks by apologizing for hoping poor people die and all that jazz. He promptly forgets that she has no soul and confesses his love for her because she's pretty. Or maybe it's because shacking up with her means playing with Horace the Pug any time he wants. The second reason is totally valid.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Back at Demelza's, Ross blames her for the War BFF's visit. Surely it's her flirting that keeps him coming around and not all of his illegal troublemaking.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/why-are-boys-such-jerks-gif.gif\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-43534\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/why-are-boys-such-jerks-gif.gif\" alt=\"why are boys such jerks gif\" width=\"500\" height=\"278\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Across town, Backstabber Cousin finds out about Malfoy's visit and heads off to make amends or confront him or something. No one is paying attention to Tarot Card Agatha, who says: \"Wished me dead, he did. Called me old crone. BIG mistake!\"\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/xtina-excited-gif.gif\">\u003cimg class=\"size-full wp-image-43531 aligncenter\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/xtina-excited-gif.gif\" alt=\"xtina excited gif\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/stevie-family-guy-excited-gif.gif\">\u003cimg class=\"size-medium wp-image-43533 aligncenter\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/stevie-family-guy-excited-gif.gif\" alt=\"stevie family guy excited gif\" width=\"480\" height=\"320\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/sailor-moon-excited-gif.gif\">\u003cimg class=\"size-medium wp-image-43532 aligncenter\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/sailor-moon-excited-gif.gif\" alt=\"sailor moon excited gif\" width=\"500\" height=\"391\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Backstabber Cousin drops in on Malfoy and uses a lot of words, including the term \"noxiousness,\" to get a simple message across: \u003cem>We are never ever ever getting back together. I hope you die. Later!\u003c/em>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Back at chez Ross, things are VERY WEIRD. Despite the fact that he just accused Demelza of being a flirty floozy, she's giving him a sponge bath. Ross keeps bobbing up and down and making I'm-getting-an-underwater-hand-job faces.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-23-at-10.53.13-PM.png\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-43535\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-23-at-10.53.13-PM-800x445.png\" alt=\"Screen Shot 2016-10-23 at 10.53.13 PM\" width=\"800\" height=\"445\" srcset=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-23-at-10.53.13-PM-800x445.png 800w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-23-at-10.53.13-PM-160x89.png 160w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-23-at-10.53.13-PM-768x427.png 768w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-23-at-10.53.13-PM-1020x567.png 1020w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-23-at-10.53.13-PM-1180x656.png 1180w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-23-at-10.53.13-PM-960x534.png 960w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-23-at-10.53.13-PM-1038x576.png 1038w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-23-at-10.53.13-PM-240x133.png 240w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-23-at-10.53.13-PM-375x208.png 375w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-23-at-10.53.13-PM-520x289.png 520w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-23-at-10.53.13-PM.png 1659w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-23-at-10.51.37-PM.png\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-43536\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-23-at-10.51.37-PM-800x441.png\" alt=\"Screen Shot 2016-10-23 at 10.51.37 PM\" width=\"800\" height=\"441\" srcset=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-23-at-10.51.37-PM-800x441.png 800w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-23-at-10.51.37-PM-160x88.png 160w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-23-at-10.51.37-PM-768x423.png 768w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-23-at-10.51.37-PM-1020x562.png 1020w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-23-at-10.51.37-PM-1180x650.png 1180w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-23-at-10.51.37-PM-960x529.png 960w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-23-at-10.51.37-PM-240x132.png 240w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-23-at-10.51.37-PM-375x207.png 375w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-23-at-10.51.37-PM-520x286.png 520w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-23-at-10.51.37-PM.png 1674w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Good for him, I guess.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>He's not the only one getting it on. In a forest, Doc meets up with Blondie. He confesses to being socially awkward and she's like, \u003cem>OMG, me too!\u003c/em> Then they make out next to a horse's butt.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-23-at-11.06.30-PM.png\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-43537\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-23-at-11.06.30-PM-800x444.png\" alt=\"Screen Shot 2016-10-23 at 11.06.30 PM\" width=\"800\" height=\"444\" srcset=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-23-at-11.06.30-PM-800x444.png 800w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-23-at-11.06.30-PM-160x89.png 160w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-23-at-11.06.30-PM-768x427.png 768w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-23-at-11.06.30-PM-1020x566.png 1020w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-23-at-11.06.30-PM-1180x655.png 1180w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-23-at-11.06.30-PM-960x533.png 960w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-23-at-11.06.30-PM-672x372.png 672w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-23-at-11.06.30-PM-1038x576.png 1038w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-23-at-11.06.30-PM-240x133.png 240w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-23-at-11.06.30-PM-375x208.png 375w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-23-at-11.06.30-PM-520x289.png 520w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-23-at-11.06.30-PM.png 1680w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Early the next morning, Backstabber Cousin tenderly caresses a sleeping Pinky Ring. Their son wakes up and Backstabber Cousin says, \"I'll be home in time to read you a story.\" Hmm. That sure seems like when a character in a horror movie says they'll be right back and then they get butchered. Is he really about to get killed off?! Oh, boy, now I feel bad about all the jokes I've made at his expense.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Backstabber Cousin, who I will now call by his real name Francis, heads to the mine and thinks he's found copper! So he hurries over to Ross' to tell him the good news and at long last get his cousin's approval. Ross isn't home though, but Demelza is. Francis delivers a touching speech about how she shouldn't be so hard on herself and how she's just as good as Pinky Ring and Ross is lucky to have found her. Okay, yeah, he's definitely going to die today.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Over at Pinky Ring's, Doc has diagnosed Tarot Card Agatha's ailment. Turns out she was just faking to get Verity to come back. So many tricks up her octogenarian sleeve! When confronted, Agatha is like, \u003cem>Okay, you got me! I really like slumber parties and will do or say whatever I need to do or say to arrange one! Sue me! Oh, and P.S. my tarot cards say something really F-ed up is about to happen.\u003c/em> No one believes her.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Down in the mine, Francis finds evidence of copper. He traces it on the wall and follows it deeper and deeper into the mine until he falls into a random puddle just like last season, only this time Ross isn't there to help fish him out.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Above ground, Ross finds out about Malfoy's latest attempt at ruining him. He must repay the loan in full or risk debtor's prison. Before he and Demelza can properly freak out, news that Francis is missing reaches them.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>They rush to the mine and find Francis' hat and jacket. Ross rushes down there and calls out for him. Francis hears Ross' voice and remembers a time when they were boys and Ross saved him from drowning in the sea. Francis hallucinates that Ross is there again to save him. He reaches out to grab his hand. But no one is there.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Ross soon finds Francis, but it's too late. \"Why the hell didn't you learn to swim?!\" Valid question, but cut the guy some slack; he's dead.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Cut to the funeral. Ross holds a sobbing Pinky Ring, while Demelza watches and thinks, \u003cem>FML, now they're definitely going to have sex.\u003c/em>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>End scene.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cem>After every episode, it’s only right to reward characters who’ve impressed and diss the ones that haven’t, so here goes:\u003c/em>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cem>\u003cstrong>PIECE OF COAL:\u003c/strong>\u003c/em>\u003cstrong> H20.\u003c/strong> Yes, we need it to survive and all, but it killed Francis. Very uncool move.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cem>\u003cstrong>HONORABLE MENTION:\u003c/strong>\u003c/em>\u003cstrong> Horace the Pug.\u003c/strong> I hope he got his marzipan.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cem>\u003cstrong>BRONZE: \u003c/strong>\u003c/em>\u003cstrong>Demelza\u003c/strong>\u003cstrong>\u003cstrong>. \u003c/strong>\u003c/strong>Homegirl needs some sage in her life. Someone definitely has cursed her. Her dad abused her for years, her baby died, her husband gets less hot and meaner every day, and she almost had to give birth in a boat! Can she catch a break already? Or at least get a 15-minute deep tissue massage?\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cem>\u003cstrong>SILVER: \u003c/strong>\u003c/em>\u003cstrong>\u003cstrong>Tarot Card Agatha\u003c/strong>\u003c/strong>. Pretending to be hard of hearing so you get all \u003ca href=\"http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tea\">the tea\u003c/a>. Genius!\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cstrong>\u003cem>GOLD:\u003c/em> Francis. \u003c/strong>I feel bad for making fun of him so much and calling him Backstabber Cousin for weeks. He deserved a fair amount of my jokes, but he didn't deserve to drown in a puddle.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Until next week! If you miss my thoughts on \u003cem>Poldark\u003c/em>, follow me on Twitter \u003ca href=\"https://twitter.com/xcusemybeauty\">@xcusemybeauty\u003c/a> or read all the \u003ca href=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/pop/tag/recaps/\">other recaps\u003c/a> below!\u003c/p>\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center\">\u003cem>\u003cstrong>More recaps:\u003c/strong>\u003c/em>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/pop/2016/10/17/poldark-season-2-episode-3-recap-miss-independent/\">'Poldark' Season 2, Episode 3 Recap: Miss Independent\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/pop/2016/10/02/poldark-season-2-episode-2-recap-you-dont-bring-me-flowers/\">'Poldark' Season 2, Episode 2 Recap: You Don't Bring Me Flowers\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/pop/2016/09/27/poldark-season-2-premiere-recap-court-and-spark/\">'Poldark' Season 2, Episode 1 Recap: Court and Spark\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/pop/2016/09/23/poldark-season-1-episode-4-recap-send-my-love-to-your-new-lover/\"> 'Poldark' Season 1, Episode 4 Recap: Send My Love to Your New Lover\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/pop/2016/09/21/poldark-season-1-episode-3-recap-oops-there-goes-my-shirt/\">‘Poldark’ Season 1, Episode 3 Recap: Oops, There Goes My Shirt\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/pop/2016/09/20/poldark-season-1-episode-2-recap-guns-and-ships-bang-bang/\">‘Poldark’ Season 1, Episode 2 Recap: Bang Bang\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003c/p>\u003c/div>",
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"content": "\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/pop/2016/10/02/poldark-season-2-episode-2-recap-you-dont-bring-me-flowers/\">Last time on \u003cem>Poldark\u003c/em>\u003c/a>, Malfoy discovered his love for boxing in heels, Tarot Card Agatha couldn't find her booze at a party, and Ross revealed himself to be just as much of a prick as everyone else in Cornwall by treating his pregnant wife like crap for no reason. Will Demelza dump Ross to become a pop star in London? Will Horace the Pug be the ring bearer at Doc and Blondie's inevitable wedding? Will everyone on this show stop talking about mining all the time 'cause it's boring and no one cares? Only one way to find out! On with the show!\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>We start things off at a very Instagram-able cliff edge (where else?). Some men are being taken to prison for trading booze illegally. Never one to pass up an opportunity to loudly express his social opinions, Ross pops up out of nowhere to yell, \u003cem>Power to the people! Down with the Man! Bernie 2016! \u003c/em>Demelza advises him to give it a rest.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Later that day, Demelza takes a small boat out to sea for an afternoon of fishing. When your life sucks this much and your husband's hotness is swiftly being cancelled out by his ugly attitude, picking up a new hobby is the only thing to do. Meanwhile, underground somewhere, Ross and his workers all realize for the umpteenth time that they suck at mining.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Across town, Malfoy is still training in heels for his imminent brawl with Ross.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-16-at-3.20.56-PM.png\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-42219\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-16-at-3.20.56-PM-800x447.png\" alt=\"poldark fight heels george\" width=\"800\" height=\"447\" srcset=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-16-at-3.20.56-PM-800x447.png 800w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-16-at-3.20.56-PM-400x223.png 400w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-16-at-3.20.56-PM-768x429.png 768w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-16-at-3.20.56-PM-1440x804.png 1440w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-16-at-3.20.56-PM-1180x659.png 1180w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-16-at-3.20.56-PM-960x536.png 960w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-16-at-3.20.56-PM.png 1680w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>[ad fullwidth]\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>And I'm glad that he is because that means I can re-share my Photoshop imagining of his drag persona, Hisstina Snakespeare.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/09/hisstina-snakespeare.jpg\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-39601\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/09/hisstina-snakespeare-800x533.jpg\" alt=\"hisstina-snakespeare\" width=\"800\" height=\"533\" srcset=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/09/hisstina-snakespeare-800x533.jpg 800w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/09/hisstina-snakespeare-400x266.jpg 400w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/09/hisstina-snakespeare-768x511.jpg 768w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/09/hisstina-snakespeare.jpg 960w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>In a different mansion, Blondie is throwing a tantrum about how Doc hasn't called since he took that fish bone out of her throat three months ago. Three whole months! You don't need to be a doctor to diagnose this case of He's Just Not That Into You as lethal. Blondie doesn't get it though and writes a letter ordering him to come hang out with her. She ends with a passive-aggressive \"Unless, of course, you have more important matters to attend...\"\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>He does. Miners, fishermen and basically anyone without a trust fund is coming down with a weird disease.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>On the road back to chez Ross, Demelza is carrying her fish bounty, when she runs into Pinky Ring, the patron saint of spoiled walks. Pinky Ring goes from zero to insufferable in two seconds flat: \u003cem>You probably shouldn't be fishing because \u003cstrong>a.\u003c/strong> the strong current, \u003cstrong>b.\u003c/strong> your husband didn't give you permission, \u003cstrong>c.\u003c/strong> you're pregnant, which means you can't do anything meaningful for nine months, and \u003cstrong>d.\u003c/strong> you're a woman, which means you should stick to drinking too much tea and staring longingly out of windows. \u003c/em>Demelza thinks back on the conversation she overheard between Pinky Ring and Ross and counters all of Pinky Ring's points with a look that roughly translates to: \u003cem>\u003cstrong>A.\u003c/strong> I, \u003cstrong>b.\u003c/strong> will, \u003cstrong>c.\u003c/strong> cut, \u003cstrong>d.\u003c/strong> you.\u003c/em>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Elsewhere, Ross runs into Malfoy. Despite all his training in heels, Hisstina is like, \u003cem>Eeeek! Get me outta here!!\u003c/em> Ross shares his intentions of giving Malfoy a killer wedgie sometime in the near future. Malfoy runs home and checks to make sure his pistol is where he left it.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>The following day, Ross catches Demelza preparing all the fish she caught. He is thrilled that Demelza is so resourceful and independent. He thanks her for putting food on their table (something he hasn't been able to do for some time), apologizes for everything, and kisses her like he means it.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Actually, none of that happens. He yells at her instead:\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cstrong>Ross:\u003c/strong> \"You went out in the boat?!\"\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cstrong>Demelza:\u003c/strong> \"No, I whistled and they came dancing at me out the waves.\"\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cstrong>Ross:\u003c/strong> \"Have you no sense?!\"\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cstrong>Demelza:\u003c/strong> \"Yes, and an extra mouth to feed.\"\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>One good thing about dating a jerk: you get really good at delivering well-crafted comebacks.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Across town, Backstabber Cousin is playing around with a metal detector, just in case you forgot what a nerd he is.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>The following day, Demelza is in town hanging out with Verity (welcome back, girlfriend!). Verity is overall happy with her new life (she gets to travel to Lisbon whenever she wants!), but she's bummed that her husband's two grown children and her own brother don't want anything to do with her. Speak of the Devil and he shall appear: Her brother materializes and promptly shuns her. Oh, Verity, you're better off! Yacht parties off the coast of Portugal > anything involving being a stepmom or being related to your metal-detecting brother.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>After another round of pushy letters from Blondie, Doc finally is like, \u003cem>Fiiiine, I'll come over.\u003c/em> Blondie doesn't waste any time letting him know how annoyed she is that he cares more about ailing poor people than her, a rich lady with no problems. She then shows him how wide she can open her mouth so he can examine her three-month-old fish bone injury and also get a few ideas in his head, if you know what I mean (and I think you do).\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Turns out she's completely fine. (You don't say!) They get to talking about all the poor people suffering from scurvy. Doc wishes it was easier for these people to access the kind of nutrients they need. Blondie wishes they would just die. No, really, she does:\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\"Why do they not spend less on gin and more on oranges? Will you do any good by attempting to save these people? They'll only multiply. And then there will be more mouths to feed. Of course, it's sad to see them die, but at least it keeps the numbers in check.\"\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Doc says, \u003cem>You are the absolute worst and I hope you get scurvy someday\u003c/em>, in the most polite British way possible. He also makes all of these faces:\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/raw-9.gif\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-42245\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/raw-9.gif\" alt=\"disgusted gif\" width=\"200\" height=\"150\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Oh, and Horace the Pug is there for all of it and remains more adorable than all human children that have ever been born:\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-the-pug-poldark-heart-emoji.jpg\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-42246\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-the-pug-poldark-heart-emoji-800x444.jpg\" alt=\"horace-the-pug-poldark-heart-emoji\" width=\"800\" height=\"444\" srcset=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-the-pug-poldark-heart-emoji-800x444.jpg 800w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-the-pug-poldark-heart-emoji-400x222.jpg 400w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-the-pug-poldark-heart-emoji-768x426.jpg 768w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-the-pug-poldark-heart-emoji-1180x654.jpg 1180w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-the-pug-poldark-heart-emoji-960x532.jpg 960w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-the-pug-poldark-heart-emoji-672x372.jpg 672w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-the-pug-poldark-heart-emoji-1038x576.jpg 1038w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-the-pug-poldark-heart-emoji.jpg 1226w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>At a mine shareholders meeting, Malfoy's Slytherin Crony sabotages Ross (again) and announces that he's bought out one of the other shareholders (again). Zzzzzz.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Across town, Malfoy spots Pinky Ring galloping past from his window and chases her down. \u003cem>Hang out with meeee! Why doesn't anyone want to hang out with meeee?! \u003c/em>She takes pity on him and agrees to have some tea (British people must be very hydrated). He makes her regret her kindness by basically telling her, \u003cem>Be my whore or I will destroy your husband and your beloved ex.\u003c/em>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Over at chez Ross, some neighbor we've never met stops by with a proposition. If Ross will let him unload his illegal goods at his beach, the neighbor will pay him handsomely. Demelza knows this will lead to another trial and maybe an execution this time. Since women of the 1700s aren't allowed to disagree with their husbands in front of company, she must resort to convincing him that this is a terrible idea through glaring:\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-16-at-7.07.16-PM.png\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-42248\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-16-at-7.07.16-PM-800x448.png\" alt=\"Screen Shot 2016-10-16 at 7.07.16 PM\" width=\"800\" height=\"448\" srcset=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-16-at-7.07.16-PM-800x448.png 800w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-16-at-7.07.16-PM-400x224.png 400w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-16-at-7.07.16-PM-768x430.png 768w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-16-at-7.07.16-PM-1440x806.png 1440w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-16-at-7.07.16-PM-1180x660.png 1180w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-16-at-7.07.16-PM-960x537.png 960w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-16-at-7.07.16-PM.png 1678w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/giphy-19.gif\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-42247\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/giphy-19.gif\" alt=\"giphy (19)\" width=\"343\" height=\"194\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>It doesn't work. Coming soon to Netflix:\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/09/orange-is-the-new-poldark.jpg\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-38888\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/09/orange-is-the-new-poldark.jpg\" alt=\"orange-is-the-new-poldark\" width=\"386\" height=\"477\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Because she just can't take a hint, Blondie heads on over to Doc's house. At that very moment, he's leaving with a basket of apples for the people with scurvy. Will she redeem herself with an empathetic comment? Nah. \"Do your patients enjoy worms and mold?\" Money can't buy you flirting skills, that's for sure.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Over at Verity's, her sea captain hubby has a surprise. \u003cem>Guess what, Verity? My children, who loathe your very existence, are coming over for a slumber party! \u003c/em>Verity is YAY on the outside, VORTEX OF PUKE AND DREAD on the inside.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/giphy-20.gif\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-42257\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/giphy-20.gif\" alt=\"giphy (20)\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>That night, Ross is kicking it with some of his homeboys. All the women are isolated to the kitchen because patriarchy. The Boys Club is considering a plan that involves letting Malfoy have Ross' mine and opening a brand new one 'cause they've proven themselves to be so good at mining.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>When Ross comes into the kitchen, Demelza asks what they're planning. Ross is like, \u003cem>No need to worry your little female brain. I'll tell you some other time, if I feel like it. Oh, and by the way, I'm going down to help transport all those illegal goods tonight.\u003c/em> Let this be a lesson to us all: Don't marry a dude you barely know just because he's hot. Do a background check and also find out if he's a feminist first.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Ross and the smugglers almost get caught, but don't. He returns home, feeling himself for a crime well done. Demelza GOES ALL THE WAY OFF:\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/demelza-mad-poldark.jpg\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-42258\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/demelza-mad-poldark-800x449.jpg\" alt=\"demelza-mad-poldark\" width=\"800\" height=\"449\" srcset=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/demelza-mad-poldark-800x449.jpg 800w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/demelza-mad-poldark-400x225.jpg 400w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/demelza-mad-poldark-768x432.jpg 768w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/demelza-mad-poldark-1440x809.jpg 1440w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/demelza-mad-poldark-1180x663.jpg 1180w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/demelza-mad-poldark-960x539.jpg 960w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/demelza-mad-poldark.jpg 1673w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cstrong>TL;DR version:\u003c/strong> \u003cem>It's cool for you to do illegal things that jeopardize our family, but when I go fishing so we'll have something to eat, that's a problem? You don't have to consider my opinion ever, but I always have to do as I'm told? GO F YOURSELF!!!!\u003c/em>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/preach.gif\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-42259\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/preach.gif\" alt=\"preach\" width=\"310\" height=\"183\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>The following day, Doc receives a delivery of oranges. So Blondie isn't completely evil after all! Before we can get used to that idea, she says more cringe-worthy stuff when Doc stops by to thank her: \"You don't imagine I care about the fate of a few fish wives, do you? Now you're under obligation to me.\"\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/oprah-smh-gif.gif\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-42267\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/oprah-smh-gif.gif\" alt=\"oprah smh gif\" width=\"325\" height=\"245\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>At yet another mine shareholders meeting (zzzzz), Malfoy has decided to take Slytherin Crony's place so he can hasten the inevitable fist fight with Ross. Sometimes the anticipation of getting your jaw broken can be worse than the jaw breaking.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>But it won't be today. Ross storms out and gallops very quickly to his accountant's office. He plans to sell half of his shares in the mine and use the money to open a new mine with his cousin. Backstabber Cousin is down, but wants to be totally honest about how he leaked all kinds of info to Malfoy last season, which led to great ruin for Ross. But Ross stops him: \u003cem>It's in the past! I'm sure it's nothing serious! Whatever! \u003c/em>Ignorance is bliss, I guess.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>After the deal is finalized, Ross heads to the pub to celebrate. Obviously, Malfoy is there. He immediately gloats about his takeover of Ross' mine and also reveals all the details of how Backstabber Cousin helped ruin Ross. Fight! Fight! Fight!\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>And they do! Ross seems to be the one to bet on, but all those boxing lessons have turned Malfoy into a killing machine! Don't believe me? Witness his attempt at gouging Ross' eyes out with his thumbs:\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-16-at-9.41.11-PM.png\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-42275\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-16-at-9.41.11-PM-800x446.png\" alt=\"Screen Shot 2016-10-16 at 9.41.11 PM\" width=\"800\" height=\"446\" srcset=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-16-at-9.41.11-PM-800x446.png 800w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-16-at-9.41.11-PM-400x223.png 400w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-16-at-9.41.11-PM-768x428.png 768w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-16-at-9.41.11-PM-1180x658.png 1180w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-16-at-9.41.11-PM-960x535.png 960w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-16-at-9.41.11-PM.png 1232w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>So who won? Let's analyze all the assaulting, shall we?\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cstrong>Malfoy's landed hits:\u003c/strong>\u003c/p>\n\u003cul>\n\u003cli>A cane wack to Ross' head.\u003c/li>\n\u003cli>A knee to Ross' family jewels.\u003c/li>\n\u003cli>The aforementioned eye gouge.\u003c/li>\n\u003cli>A smack to Ross' face.\u003c/li>\n\u003c/ul>\n\u003cp>\u003cstrong>Ross' landed hits:\u003c/strong>\u003c/p>\n\u003cul>\n\u003cli>A dramatic shove.\u003c/li>\n\u003cli>A wall slam.\u003c/li>\n\u003cli>An elbow to Malfoy's face.\u003c/li>\n\u003cli>Two gut punches.\u003c/li>\n\u003cli>Two face punches.\u003c/li>\n\u003cli>A fight-ending shove into a table.\u003c/li>\n\u003c/ul>\n\u003cp>Ross is victorious!\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Across town, the sea captain's daughter arrives early. Verity is a nervous wreck. And she should be because this girl is not here to make nice. Stepdaughter basically says, \u003cem>You're so much uglier than my mom. YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM AND NEVER WILL BE!!! \u003c/em>It's basically the first part of Julia Roberts'\u003cem> Stepmom.\u003c/em>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>On a dock, Ross gets medical treatment from Doc and chit chats with Verity's husband. \u003cem>And then he tried to gouge my eyes out with his thumbs! \u003c/em>Backstabber Cousin runs over to be part of the cool crowd and immediately freaks out upon seeing his sister's husband a.k.a. the dude that shot him in the neck that one time. Before Backstabber Cousin can run away like he usually does, Ross gives him a loaded look that says, \u003cem>I know what you did. If I can forgive you for that evil stuff, you can forgive this dude for maybe killing his first wife, almost killing you in a duel, and taking your sister's virginity. \u003c/em>Backstabber Cousin thinks about it and then decides, \u003cem>Ok.\u003c/em>\u003cem> Cool.\u003c/em>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Out on the open sea, Demelza is fishing again. Might seem boring to some, but what if I told you she was fishing WHILE IN LABOR? Not sure if the \u003cem>Poldark\u003c/em> writer meant for this to be hilarious or not, but, after a painful contraction, Demelza says, \"Ooo, time to go! Time to go.\"\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Back at Verity's, the sea captain comes home and Verity hysterically tells him, \u003cem>Nu uh, no way, ma'am, I am not meeting any more of your children. Your evil daughter despises me! \u003c/em>Which turns out to be an awkward thing to say, seeing as his son is right in the hallway, but it's all good 'cause said son is chill and just wants some rum. Booze, bringing families together since 1784.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Across town, Ross returns home, but Demelza isn't there. He soon finds out she went fishing without permission again and he's red-hot mad. He finds her about to reach shore and immediately starts yelling at her:\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cstrong>Ross:\u003c/strong> \"You are the most stubborn, pig-headed...!\"\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cstrong>Demelza:\u003c/strong> \"Oh, I am?!\"\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cstrong>Ross:\u003c/strong> \"Where would you be if I hadn't come along?\"\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cstrong>Demelza:\u003c/strong> \"Where would \u003cem>you\u003c/em> be if I hadn't come along? Drinking and brawling and dodging the noose. You're hateful!\"\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cstrong>Ross:\u003c/strong> \"You're infuriating!\"\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>She then promptly gives birth to a son. Ross' anger-management problems evaporate because OMG a male heir!\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/lc-eyeroll-gif.gif\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-42283\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/lc-eyeroll-gif.gif\" alt=\"lc eyeroll gif\" width=\"375\" height=\"271\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>The next day, Blondie passes by Doc's place of work to announce that she's moving back to London: \"I must return to civilization. One can only take so many barbarians.\"\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Okay-girl-bye-GIF.gif\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-42284\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Okay-girl-bye-GIF.gif\" alt=\"Okay-girl-bye-GIF\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Elsewhere, Demelza, Ross, Pinky Ring, Backstabber Cousin, Verity, and the Sea Captain all drink to celebrate the new mine, like one big, happy family. How long before they start selling each other's secrets and shooting each other in the neck again? I give it three episodes.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cem>After every episode, it’s only right to reward characters who’ve impressed and diss the ones that haven’t, so here goes:\u003c/em>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cem>\u003cstrong>PIECE OF COAL:\u003c/strong>\u003c/em>\u003cstrong> Blondie.\u003c/strong> It wouldn't have been the worst thing if that fish bone had severed her vocal cords. Also, how much do you wanna bet that she's an ancestor of Ann Coulter?\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cem>\u003cstrong>HONORABLE MENTION:\u003c/strong>\u003c/em>\u003cstrong> Whoever Convinced Blondie to Move Back to London:\u003c/strong> Good job! I love you! Now convince her to leave Horace behind.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cem>\u003cstrong>BRONZE: \u003c/strong>\u003c/em>\u003cstrong>\u003cstrong>Horace. \u003c/strong>\u003c/strong>He steals every scene he's in. This show could just be 58 minutes of him doing various pug things and I would have zero complaints.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cem>\u003cstrong>SILVER: \u003c/strong>\u003c/em>\u003cstrong>\u003cstrong>Verity\u003c/strong>\u003c/strong>. Glad she's back. Wish Xanax had been invented in her day; she could certainly use some.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cstrong>\u003cem>GOLD:\u003c/em> Demelza. \u003c/strong>She took multi-tasking to a whole new level with that whole fishing and giving birth at the same time thing. Kudos!\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Until next week! If you miss my thoughts on \u003cem>Poldark\u003c/em>, follow me on Twitter \u003ca href=\"https://twitter.com/xcusemybeauty\">@xcusemybeauty\u003c/a> or read all the \u003ca href=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/pop/tag/recaps/\">other recaps\u003c/a> below!\u003c/p>\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center\">\u003cem>\u003cstrong>More recaps:\u003c/strong>\u003c/em>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/2016/09/19/poldark-season-1-premiere-recap-stayin-alive/\">‘Poldark’ Season 1 Premiere Recap: Stayin’ Alive\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/pop/2016/09/20/poldark-season-1-episode-2-recap-guns-and-ships-bang-bang/\">‘Poldark’ Season 1, Episode 2 Recap: Bang Bang\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/pop/2016/09/21/poldark-season-1-episode-3-recap-oops-there-goes-my-shirt/\">‘Poldark’ Season 1, Episode 3 Recap: Oops, There Goes My Shirt\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/pop/2016/09/23/poldark-season-1-episode-4-recap-send-my-love-to-your-new-lover/\"> 'Poldark' Season 1, Episode 4 Recap: Send My Love to Your New Lover\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/pop/2016/09/27/poldark-season-2-premiere-recap-court-and-spark/\">'Poldark' Season 2, Episode 1 Recap: Court and Spark\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>[ad floatright]\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/pop/2016/10/02/poldark-season-2-episode-2-recap-you-dont-bring-me-flowers/\">'Poldark' Season 2, Episode 2 Recap: You Don't Bring Me Flowers\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\n",
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"content": "\u003cdiv class=\"post-body\">\u003cp>\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/pop/2016/10/02/poldark-season-2-episode-2-recap-you-dont-bring-me-flowers/\">Last time on \u003cem>Poldark\u003c/em>\u003c/a>, Malfoy discovered his love for boxing in heels, Tarot Card Agatha couldn't find her booze at a party, and Ross revealed himself to be just as much of a prick as everyone else in Cornwall by treating his pregnant wife like crap for no reason. Will Demelza dump Ross to become a pop star in London? Will Horace the Pug be the ring bearer at Doc and Blondie's inevitable wedding? Will everyone on this show stop talking about mining all the time 'cause it's boring and no one cares? Only one way to find out! On with the show!\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>We start things off at a very Instagram-able cliff edge (where else?). Some men are being taken to prison for trading booze illegally. Never one to pass up an opportunity to loudly express his social opinions, Ross pops up out of nowhere to yell, \u003cem>Power to the people! Down with the Man! Bernie 2016! \u003c/em>Demelza advises him to give it a rest.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Later that day, Demelza takes a small boat out to sea for an afternoon of fishing. When your life sucks this much and your husband's hotness is swiftly being cancelled out by his ugly attitude, picking up a new hobby is the only thing to do. Meanwhile, underground somewhere, Ross and his workers all realize for the umpteenth time that they suck at mining.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Across town, Malfoy is still training in heels for his imminent brawl with Ross.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-16-at-3.20.56-PM.png\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-42219\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-16-at-3.20.56-PM-800x447.png\" alt=\"poldark fight heels george\" width=\"800\" height=\"447\" srcset=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-16-at-3.20.56-PM-800x447.png 800w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-16-at-3.20.56-PM-400x223.png 400w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-16-at-3.20.56-PM-768x429.png 768w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-16-at-3.20.56-PM-1440x804.png 1440w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-16-at-3.20.56-PM-1180x659.png 1180w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-16-at-3.20.56-PM-960x536.png 960w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-16-at-3.20.56-PM.png 1680w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003c/p>\u003c/div>",
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"content": "\u003cdiv class=\"post-body\">\u003cp>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>And I'm glad that he is because that means I can re-share my Photoshop imagining of his drag persona, Hisstina Snakespeare.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/09/hisstina-snakespeare.jpg\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-39601\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/09/hisstina-snakespeare-800x533.jpg\" alt=\"hisstina-snakespeare\" width=\"800\" height=\"533\" srcset=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/09/hisstina-snakespeare-800x533.jpg 800w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/09/hisstina-snakespeare-400x266.jpg 400w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/09/hisstina-snakespeare-768x511.jpg 768w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/09/hisstina-snakespeare.jpg 960w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>In a different mansion, Blondie is throwing a tantrum about how Doc hasn't called since he took that fish bone out of her throat three months ago. Three whole months! You don't need to be a doctor to diagnose this case of He's Just Not That Into You as lethal. Blondie doesn't get it though and writes a letter ordering him to come hang out with her. She ends with a passive-aggressive \"Unless, of course, you have more important matters to attend...\"\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>He does. Miners, fishermen and basically anyone without a trust fund is coming down with a weird disease.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>On the road back to chez Ross, Demelza is carrying her fish bounty, when she runs into Pinky Ring, the patron saint of spoiled walks. Pinky Ring goes from zero to insufferable in two seconds flat: \u003cem>You probably shouldn't be fishing because \u003cstrong>a.\u003c/strong> the strong current, \u003cstrong>b.\u003c/strong> your husband didn't give you permission, \u003cstrong>c.\u003c/strong> you're pregnant, which means you can't do anything meaningful for nine months, and \u003cstrong>d.\u003c/strong> you're a woman, which means you should stick to drinking too much tea and staring longingly out of windows. \u003c/em>Demelza thinks back on the conversation she overheard between Pinky Ring and Ross and counters all of Pinky Ring's points with a look that roughly translates to: \u003cem>\u003cstrong>A.\u003c/strong> I, \u003cstrong>b.\u003c/strong> will, \u003cstrong>c.\u003c/strong> cut, \u003cstrong>d.\u003c/strong> you.\u003c/em>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Elsewhere, Ross runs into Malfoy. Despite all his training in heels, Hisstina is like, \u003cem>Eeeek! Get me outta here!!\u003c/em> Ross shares his intentions of giving Malfoy a killer wedgie sometime in the near future. Malfoy runs home and checks to make sure his pistol is where he left it.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>The following day, Ross catches Demelza preparing all the fish she caught. He is thrilled that Demelza is so resourceful and independent. He thanks her for putting food on their table (something he hasn't been able to do for some time), apologizes for everything, and kisses her like he means it.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Actually, none of that happens. He yells at her instead:\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cstrong>Ross:\u003c/strong> \"You went out in the boat?!\"\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cstrong>Demelza:\u003c/strong> \"No, I whistled and they came dancing at me out the waves.\"\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cstrong>Ross:\u003c/strong> \"Have you no sense?!\"\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cstrong>Demelza:\u003c/strong> \"Yes, and an extra mouth to feed.\"\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>One good thing about dating a jerk: you get really good at delivering well-crafted comebacks.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Across town, Backstabber Cousin is playing around with a metal detector, just in case you forgot what a nerd he is.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>The following day, Demelza is in town hanging out with Verity (welcome back, girlfriend!). Verity is overall happy with her new life (she gets to travel to Lisbon whenever she wants!), but she's bummed that her husband's two grown children and her own brother don't want anything to do with her. Speak of the Devil and he shall appear: Her brother materializes and promptly shuns her. Oh, Verity, you're better off! Yacht parties off the coast of Portugal > anything involving being a stepmom or being related to your metal-detecting brother.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>After another round of pushy letters from Blondie, Doc finally is like, \u003cem>Fiiiine, I'll come over.\u003c/em> Blondie doesn't waste any time letting him know how annoyed she is that he cares more about ailing poor people than her, a rich lady with no problems. She then shows him how wide she can open her mouth so he can examine her three-month-old fish bone injury and also get a few ideas in his head, if you know what I mean (and I think you do).\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Turns out she's completely fine. (You don't say!) They get to talking about all the poor people suffering from scurvy. Doc wishes it was easier for these people to access the kind of nutrients they need. Blondie wishes they would just die. No, really, she does:\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\"Why do they not spend less on gin and more on oranges? Will you do any good by attempting to save these people? They'll only multiply. And then there will be more mouths to feed. Of course, it's sad to see them die, but at least it keeps the numbers in check.\"\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Doc says, \u003cem>You are the absolute worst and I hope you get scurvy someday\u003c/em>, in the most polite British way possible. He also makes all of these faces:\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/raw-9.gif\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-42245\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/raw-9.gif\" alt=\"disgusted gif\" width=\"200\" height=\"150\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Oh, and Horace the Pug is there for all of it and remains more adorable than all human children that have ever been born:\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-the-pug-poldark-heart-emoji.jpg\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-42246\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-the-pug-poldark-heart-emoji-800x444.jpg\" alt=\"horace-the-pug-poldark-heart-emoji\" width=\"800\" height=\"444\" srcset=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-the-pug-poldark-heart-emoji-800x444.jpg 800w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-the-pug-poldark-heart-emoji-400x222.jpg 400w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-the-pug-poldark-heart-emoji-768x426.jpg 768w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-the-pug-poldark-heart-emoji-1180x654.jpg 1180w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-the-pug-poldark-heart-emoji-960x532.jpg 960w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-the-pug-poldark-heart-emoji-672x372.jpg 672w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-the-pug-poldark-heart-emoji-1038x576.jpg 1038w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/horace-the-pug-poldark-heart-emoji.jpg 1226w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>At a mine shareholders meeting, Malfoy's Slytherin Crony sabotages Ross (again) and announces that he's bought out one of the other shareholders (again). Zzzzzz.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Across town, Malfoy spots Pinky Ring galloping past from his window and chases her down. \u003cem>Hang out with meeee! Why doesn't anyone want to hang out with meeee?! \u003c/em>She takes pity on him and agrees to have some tea (British people must be very hydrated). He makes her regret her kindness by basically telling her, \u003cem>Be my whore or I will destroy your husband and your beloved ex.\u003c/em>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Over at chez Ross, some neighbor we've never met stops by with a proposition. If Ross will let him unload his illegal goods at his beach, the neighbor will pay him handsomely. Demelza knows this will lead to another trial and maybe an execution this time. Since women of the 1700s aren't allowed to disagree with their husbands in front of company, she must resort to convincing him that this is a terrible idea through glaring:\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-16-at-7.07.16-PM.png\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-42248\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-16-at-7.07.16-PM-800x448.png\" alt=\"Screen Shot 2016-10-16 at 7.07.16 PM\" width=\"800\" height=\"448\" srcset=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-16-at-7.07.16-PM-800x448.png 800w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-16-at-7.07.16-PM-400x224.png 400w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-16-at-7.07.16-PM-768x430.png 768w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-16-at-7.07.16-PM-1440x806.png 1440w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-16-at-7.07.16-PM-1180x660.png 1180w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-16-at-7.07.16-PM-960x537.png 960w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-16-at-7.07.16-PM.png 1678w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/giphy-19.gif\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-42247\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/giphy-19.gif\" alt=\"giphy (19)\" width=\"343\" height=\"194\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>It doesn't work. Coming soon to Netflix:\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/09/orange-is-the-new-poldark.jpg\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-38888\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/09/orange-is-the-new-poldark.jpg\" alt=\"orange-is-the-new-poldark\" width=\"386\" height=\"477\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Because she just can't take a hint, Blondie heads on over to Doc's house. At that very moment, he's leaving with a basket of apples for the people with scurvy. Will she redeem herself with an empathetic comment? Nah. \"Do your patients enjoy worms and mold?\" Money can't buy you flirting skills, that's for sure.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Over at Verity's, her sea captain hubby has a surprise. \u003cem>Guess what, Verity? My children, who loathe your very existence, are coming over for a slumber party! \u003c/em>Verity is YAY on the outside, VORTEX OF PUKE AND DREAD on the inside.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/giphy-20.gif\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-42257\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/giphy-20.gif\" alt=\"giphy (20)\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>That night, Ross is kicking it with some of his homeboys. All the women are isolated to the kitchen because patriarchy. The Boys Club is considering a plan that involves letting Malfoy have Ross' mine and opening a brand new one 'cause they've proven themselves to be so good at mining.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>When Ross comes into the kitchen, Demelza asks what they're planning. Ross is like, \u003cem>No need to worry your little female brain. I'll tell you some other time, if I feel like it. Oh, and by the way, I'm going down to help transport all those illegal goods tonight.\u003c/em> Let this be a lesson to us all: Don't marry a dude you barely know just because he's hot. Do a background check and also find out if he's a feminist first.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Ross and the smugglers almost get caught, but don't. He returns home, feeling himself for a crime well done. Demelza GOES ALL THE WAY OFF:\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/demelza-mad-poldark.jpg\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-42258\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/demelza-mad-poldark-800x449.jpg\" alt=\"demelza-mad-poldark\" width=\"800\" height=\"449\" srcset=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/demelza-mad-poldark-800x449.jpg 800w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/demelza-mad-poldark-400x225.jpg 400w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/demelza-mad-poldark-768x432.jpg 768w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/demelza-mad-poldark-1440x809.jpg 1440w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/demelza-mad-poldark-1180x663.jpg 1180w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/demelza-mad-poldark-960x539.jpg 960w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/demelza-mad-poldark.jpg 1673w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cstrong>TL;DR version:\u003c/strong> \u003cem>It's cool for you to do illegal things that jeopardize our family, but when I go fishing so we'll have something to eat, that's a problem? You don't have to consider my opinion ever, but I always have to do as I'm told? GO F YOURSELF!!!!\u003c/em>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/preach.gif\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-42259\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/preach.gif\" alt=\"preach\" width=\"310\" height=\"183\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>The following day, Doc receives a delivery of oranges. So Blondie isn't completely evil after all! Before we can get used to that idea, she says more cringe-worthy stuff when Doc stops by to thank her: \"You don't imagine I care about the fate of a few fish wives, do you? Now you're under obligation to me.\"\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/oprah-smh-gif.gif\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-42267\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/oprah-smh-gif.gif\" alt=\"oprah smh gif\" width=\"325\" height=\"245\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>At yet another mine shareholders meeting (zzzzz), Malfoy has decided to take Slytherin Crony's place so he can hasten the inevitable fist fight with Ross. Sometimes the anticipation of getting your jaw broken can be worse than the jaw breaking.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>But it won't be today. Ross storms out and gallops very quickly to his accountant's office. He plans to sell half of his shares in the mine and use the money to open a new mine with his cousin. Backstabber Cousin is down, but wants to be totally honest about how he leaked all kinds of info to Malfoy last season, which led to great ruin for Ross. But Ross stops him: \u003cem>It's in the past! I'm sure it's nothing serious! Whatever! \u003c/em>Ignorance is bliss, I guess.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>After the deal is finalized, Ross heads to the pub to celebrate. Obviously, Malfoy is there. He immediately gloats about his takeover of Ross' mine and also reveals all the details of how Backstabber Cousin helped ruin Ross. Fight! Fight! Fight!\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>And they do! Ross seems to be the one to bet on, but all those boxing lessons have turned Malfoy into a killing machine! Don't believe me? Witness his attempt at gouging Ross' eyes out with his thumbs:\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003ca href=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-16-at-9.41.11-PM.png\">\u003cimg class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-42275\" src=\"http://ww2.kqed.org/pop/wp-content/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-16-at-9.41.11-PM-800x446.png\" alt=\"Screen Shot 2016-10-16 at 9.41.11 PM\" width=\"800\" height=\"446\" srcset=\"https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-16-at-9.41.11-PM-800x446.png 800w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-16-at-9.41.11-PM-400x223.png 400w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-16-at-9.41.11-PM-768x428.png 768w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-16-at-9.41.11-PM-1180x658.png 1180w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-16-at-9.41.11-PM-960x535.png 960w, https://ww2.kqed.org/app/uploads/sites/12/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-16-at-9.41.11-PM.png 1232w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\">\u003c/a>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>So who won? Let's analyze all the assaulting, shall we?\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cstrong>Malfoy's landed hits:\u003c/strong>\u003c/p>\n\u003cul>\n\u003cli>A cane wack to Ross' head.\u003c/li>\n\u003cli>A knee to Ross' family jewels.\u003c/li>\n\u003cli>The aforementioned eye gouge.\u003c/li>\n\u003cli>A smack to Ross' face.\u003c/li>\n\u003c/ul>\n\u003cp>\u003cstrong>Ross' landed hits:\u003c/strong>\u003c/p>\n\u003cul>\n\u003cli>A dramatic shove.\u003c/li>\n\u003cli>A wall slam.\u003c/li>\n\u003cli>An elbow to Malfoy's face.\u003c/li>\n\u003cli>Two gut punches.\u003c/li>\n\u003cli>Two face punches.\u003c/li>\n\u003cli>A fight-ending shove into a table.\u003c/li>\n\u003c/ul>\n\u003cp>Ross is victorious!\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Across town, the sea captain's daughter arrives early. Verity is a nervous wreck. And she should be because this girl is not here to make nice. Stepdaughter basically says, \u003cem>You're so much uglier than my mom. YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM AND NEVER WILL BE!!! \u003c/em>It's basically the first part of Julia Roberts'\u003cem> Stepmom.\u003c/em>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>On a dock, Ross gets medical treatment from Doc and chit chats with Verity's husband. \u003cem>And then he tried to gouge my eyes out with his thumbs! \u003c/em>Backstabber Cousin runs over to be part of the cool crowd and immediately freaks out upon seeing his sister's husband a.k.a. the dude that shot him in the neck that one time. Before Backstabber Cousin can run away like he usually does, Ross gives him a loaded look that says, \u003cem>I know what you did. If I can forgive you for that evil stuff, you can forgive this dude for maybe killing his first wife, almost killing you in a duel, and taking your sister's virginity. \u003c/em>Backstabber Cousin thinks about it and then decides, \u003cem>Ok.\u003c/em>\u003cem> Cool.\u003c/em>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Out on the open sea, Demelza is fishing again. 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I give it three episodes.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cem>After every episode, it’s only right to reward characters who’ve impressed and diss the ones that haven’t, so here goes:\u003c/em>\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cem>\u003cstrong>PIECE OF COAL:\u003c/strong>\u003c/em>\u003cstrong> Blondie.\u003c/strong> It wouldn't have been the worst thing if that fish bone had severed her vocal cords. Also, how much do you wanna bet that she's an ancestor of Ann Coulter?\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cem>\u003cstrong>HONORABLE MENTION:\u003c/strong>\u003c/em>\u003cstrong> Whoever Convinced Blondie to Move Back to London:\u003c/strong> Good job! I love you! Now convince her to leave Horace behind.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cem>\u003cstrong>BRONZE: \u003c/strong>\u003c/em>\u003cstrong>\u003cstrong>Horace. \u003c/strong>\u003c/strong>He steals every scene he's in. This show could just be 58 minutes of him doing various pug things and I would have zero complaints.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cem>\u003cstrong>SILVER: \u003c/strong>\u003c/em>\u003cstrong>\u003cstrong>Verity\u003c/strong>\u003c/strong>. Glad she's back. Wish Xanax had been invented in her day; she could certainly use some.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>\u003cstrong>\u003cem>GOLD:\u003c/em> Demelza. \u003c/strong>She took multi-tasking to a whole new level with that whole fishing and giving birth at the same time thing. Kudos!\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>Until next week! 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While Legend has sung the anthem previously, he called the anthem “weak,” opting for “America the Beautiful” instead.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>The NFL said teams arrange for their own anthems, and while some singers are second-guessing performing the song after Kaepernick’s protest, the organization said “no teams have identified this as an issue.” But on Monday at the Sacramento Kings preseason game, singer Leah Tysse, who is white, kneeled while performing the national anthem.\u003c/p>\n\u003cp>“I have sung the anthem before but this time taking a knee felt like the most patriotic thing I could do. I cannot idly stand by as black people are unlawfully profiled, harassed and killed by our law enforcement over and over and without a drop of accountability,” Tysse wrote on her Facebook page. “The sad reality is, as a white American I am bestowed a certain privilege in this nation that is not enjoyed by all people. 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