What Your Zodiac Sign Says About Your Chances in a Horror Movie

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Another Halloween, another smorgasbord of problematic costumes.

Ever wonder how you'd fare in a horror movie? The answer is in the stars.


We share the story of a Fight Club-themed haunted house that would beat patrons up in exchange for dog food.

We cringe at what priests used to do at baptisms.

And we ride out on "I Was a Teenage Werewolf" by the Cramps:

Craving more Halloween spookiness from us? Give these episodes a listen:

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