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It's Been 84 Years Since My Last Confession

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We're taking it to church by confessing some shameful sins, discussing the alleged Millennial migration away from cities, and investigating the cure for depression Gwyneth Paltrow wants to sell you for $200.

Inspired by studies that claim Millennials are fleeing cities for the countryside, we discuss where we would move.

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We get a few nagging sins off our chests.



We figure out why Gwyneth Paltrow believes our shoes are what's keeping us from bliss.


And we ride out on Hailee Steinfeld's ode to masturbation, "Love Myself."

Until next week! Subscribe and rate us in iTunes! And find us on Facebook and Twitter!

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