Bette Davis vs. Joan Crawford, a.k.a. the Old-Hollywood feud that makes Mariah Carey vs. Jennifer Lopez look like child's play, is coming to a TV (or -- let's be real -- a laptop screen) near you on March 5, 2017. Last summer, Ryan Murphy announced that Susan Sarandon and Jessica Lange would play Bette Davis and Joan Crawford. Now we know what that looks like, with the release of the first official photos.
If these photos don't excite you, these teaser trailers will: