What were you up to when you were 9? Probably going on adventures and beginning to sass your parents and "running away" and rubbing poison ivy all over your body to get out of school (okay, maybe that last one was just me). Anyway, chances are you weren't spending too much time analyzing major existential questions like what is the meaning of our lives or whether multiple universes exist or whether events in life are predestined. But one 9-year-old dubbed "The Philosopher" is, as evidenced by NPR's Robert Krulwich piece and the video below. I am going to stop writing now because this kid knows everything and I know nothing.