It's no secret that Ariana Grande has been trying to emulate Mariah Carey's fame trajectory for some time, so it makes sense that she's trying to give us a Christmas classic à la "All I Want for Christmas Is You." It's been 20+ years since Mariah graced us with that miracle of a song and a lot has changed: mainly that subtlety is dead and buried, paving the way for even songs about Santa to be all about having dirty, dirty sex.
I present you with the most ridiculously sexual lyrics from Ariana's holiday EP, Christmas & Chill (yes, she went there):
- "Are you down for some of these milk and cookies?"
2. "You'll be my drummer boy,
And I'm the only drum that you gonna play."