Every time you think the Internet couldn't possibly get any better, some meme or supercut emerges and proves you wrong. This time it's a compilation by YouTube user michaelm2391, who decided to stitch together every musical grunt and whimper uttered by Michael Jackson. The result is equal parts hilarious and first-scene-of-Scream frightening. Like Jessie Spano, you will be so excited and then so scared.
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