There are plenty of reasons why you might decide not to attend Outside Lands. Agoraphobia, a malnourished checking account, a distaste for frostbite, etc. If you didn't make it out to Golden Gate Park this weekend for whatever reason, don't sweat it; here's what you missed.
- Kanye West wore a weird mask and stopped mid-song several times to rant about his haters and teach the audience how to mosh. "This ain't no concierge, maitre'd music," he reminded the crowd. Despite the hopes and dreams of many, Jay Z and Beyonce did not stick around San Francisco to make a cameo. But Kim Kardashian made an appearance. We were hoping for Khloe, but this will do.
- Big Freedia. Bounce Music. Beignet Brunch. Whoever thought up this alliterative daydream deserves the key to the city or something. Just watch.