Imagine my surprise this early a.m. to arrive in the office to discover that President Obama was born in the United States.
The White House, trying to put an end to the way-unfounded speculation that Obama was born in Kenya and not Hawaii, thus making him officially ineligible for the presidency, has released the long-form version of his birth certificate.
Click on the photo to view final proof that we are not under foreign control.
Watch Obama's press conference:
Update 7:18 a.m. Donald Trump is "proud" about his role in this matter.