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How to take all the fun out of food

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1. Be self-righteous about what you eat
2. Always clean your plate
3. Banish butter
4. Eat only crappy fast food
5. Refuse to ever eat expensive food
6. Undercook your food
7. Overcook your food
8. Eat while driving in your car
9. Feel guilty about what you eat
10. Make others feel bad about what they eat
11. Eat too much
12. Don't eat enough
13. Skip eating carbs
14. Eat only carbs
15. Insist on skipping dessert
16. Worry too much about cleanliness
17. Pay no attention to where your food comes from
18. Pay too much attention to where your food comes from
19. Talk on the phone while you eat
20. Be a picky eater
21. Refuse to share
22. Never eat with your friends or family
23. Dine with screaming children
24. Eat only balanced meals
25. Refuse to eat doughnuts

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