If there's anything we can count on when it comes to American rappers, it's a universal air of invulnerability coupled with an unerring commitment to swag. In Britain, things are a little different, as we first found out back in September when Lethal Bizzle did a little collaboration with Dame Judi Dench. (Can you imagine Lil Wayne getting together with Meryl Streep anytime soon? Exactly.)
Over the weekend, at the MTV EMAs, one English MC went out of his way to be vulnerable in more ways than one. Stormzy managed to wander into the ladies bathroom by accident, take care of his business, only to then realize his error and get stuck in a stall, lest someone think he had snuck in there for perverse reasons. Instead of saving face and never telling a soul about the embarrassing incident, Stormzy decided to share it, as it happened, on Snapchat.
[FYI: "Bare" in London slang means "a lot of."]