Get ready, Muggles, because a lady in Los Angeles with a ridiculously cute Dachshund just set a new standard for Harry Potter fandom. Sure you own all the books, you know if you're a Gryffindor or a Hufflepuff and, if you're in the Bay Area, you visit Musée Mécanique's Sorting Hat on the regular. But have you ever dressed an adorable animal in a tiny school uniform and trained him to respond to 17 (SEVENTEEN!) spell commands? Anna Brisbin has, and clearly, she and her dog Remus have been working like house elves on their spectacularly cute magic act.
(Content Warning: You are not ready for "Serpensortia!")
Someone award these two the Quidditch Cup, stat.