“It’s Not You, It’s Your Uncontrollable Telekinesis” is a completely true story loosely based on actual events. The story first appeared in McSweeney’s.
Special Effects: Emmanuel Hapsis
It's Not You, It's Your Uncontrollable Telekinesis
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